Beyonce Is A Hamburger Helper

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What has Beyonce Knowles been up to this week? Well, other than performing in concert, of course. Why, hanging out with Hamburger Helper. Obv!

Beyonce helped kick off "Show Your Helping Hand" for the charity Feed America. Beyonce will team up with Hamburger Helper to help, you guessed it, feed America.

Seriously, all I'm picturing right now is Beyonce in her ridiculously large mansion, sitting at her dining room table, and having Hamburger Helper with the creepy Hamburger Helper glove. That thing is frightful. It's not all cute and sweet, like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. I feel like if I touched the Hamburger Helper glove's belly, it would attack me. You know, that's probably what Beyonce would do too.

So, this actually seems like a Feed America match made in heaven.

Gallery Info: Beyonce Knowles at the "Show Your Helping Hand" Hunger Relief Initative.



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10 Comments

June 23, 2009 3:55 PM

see, i think the pillsbury doughboy is far more frightening.

i wouldn't mind walking around with the hamburger helper hand on my shoulder, as long as he agreed to bitchslap anyone i asked him to.

the pillsbury doughboy ... he seems full of latent evil.

although, that might just be because he fired my father.

.... sounds like a joke. it's not.

June 23, 2009 6:11 PM

hamburger helper*...makes sense

given the fact that this ugly whores face
and thighs definitely look like they need
some help*

lol. it's really not that serious, shardy.

It looks like the fat sow has had too many Hamburgers Helpers. Not a wise choice on her part. Maybe she should advertise NutriSystem and use it instead.

what a crock of shit. i would love to see her sign up for a REAL cause that would change her life and the lives of others. not some hunger cause that gives a product loaded with trans fat fat and a ton of chemicals. how lame. and i know not one ounce of her money is going towards this. bitch.

hamburger helper? one question i have to ask: would she eat this? why would you sign up for a hunger cause knowing the products being distributed are unhealthy? hamburger helper has more calories, fat trans fat and unknown chemicals in one box than any other instant food available. and i agree with the person above: she should sign up for a real cause that would give her some character as well as awareness into the suffering of others instead of some cheap cause that would most likely ruin the health of others.

June 24, 2009 5:05 PM

Hamburger Helper is delicious & nutritious.

June 24, 2009 7:29 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
quit licking beyonces ass!

June 25, 2009 1:14 AM

why does she have an elongated man neck?? gross....

June 26, 2009 7:26 AM

Hey T you dumbfuck:
Hungry people don't have the funds to make it down to the local Whole Foods. I'm willing to bet that everyone who posted on here, including ol' snippy writer, have walked past the food donation bin in your local shop this week. Why don't you guys sign up for some "real causes" instead of judging B. Or try not eating for a week and see how quick you scarf down a box of Cheeseburger Helper you asshead.

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