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OK everyone, I officially proclaim Megan Fox to be Hollywood's dumbest celebrity.
Sure, sure, most of you may think her to be the world's most beautiful woman around, but honestly, do ever listen to anything she says? For those of you who don't listen, and those of you who just want to hear them again, here are some of the best Megan Fox quotes from the past two years. Please keep in mind that this is only a small sampling.
On of my personal favorites is from a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, "I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting." Why, thanks for letting us know you're insane Megan
And of course the great line about her "Brian" tattoo in honor of on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green, "I wouldn't regret the tattoo if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options." Here's an option, don't get a tattoo that says "Brian."
Ooo! And there's the always good quote from Elle, "I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on." Well now isn't that nice Megan, you know what the word oozes means. I guess what she told Esquire is true, "I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'" Everyone, Megan Fox doesn't need to use big words.
You think we're done with Megan Fox quotes? Pshaw! We've only just begun!
Gallery Info: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green out for coffee together in Santa Monica.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Website: www.flynetonline.com
hahaha says:
some ones jealous of Scarlett Johansson, what a talentless dumb ass
Katie says:
Have you noticed that she likes to put her tongue "sexily" out of her mouth in every paparazzi photo. Like we're not supposed to know that she's doing that purposely. Ridiculous. Too bad because she's attractive. She should just close her mouth until she grows up.
chris says:
She's not dumb. She's a total badass who says what's on her mind and is honest. Why is that dumb? Or is being a phony, politically correct actress with no opinions more highly valued among society?
Megan is hilarious and godawesome. I love her.
Inuyasha says:
Yeah, I don't get all the Megan Fox hate. When celebs give stilted quotes, interviews, etc, people complain about phoniness, but when one says what's on her mind, people still complain.
Salamandra says:
What a dumb post.
Vickie says:
If you can't appreciate the sheer entertainment value in the dumb things that Megan Fox says, then maybe you shouldn't read the post. Sound good?
Stop trying to say that she's super awesome for saying what's on her mind.
Sure she says what's on her mind, but everything that comes out is stupid. It may be what is on her "badass" mind, but that doesn't mean that it's intelligent information.
Liz says:
Sabba, isn't this post a direct lift from yesterday's Daily Mail?
And yes, she is dumb, but so was I at 23 - some of the things I said at the time make me cringe now I'm older and (ahem) wiser.
Alyssa says:
Badass Chris?! Cause she can't keep her tongue in her mouth? or is it the black hair and scary tattoos? Paris Hilton went to jail, Zsa Zsa? or her sister, SLAPPED a paparazzo, Jessica Alba, (dumb as it was) graffed an entire neighborhood trying to save sharks... she has NO tact, that's not badass...
T-Bone says:
She's a beautiful girl who is trying WAY too hard to be different/"badass". She is the exact opposite of what she claims to be. Those who are truly comfortable in their skin don't talk about how great they are, and those who are truly mentally ill don't talk about how great it is and how they can channel it into greatness. Sorry. She needs to grow up a bit.
joan durtz says:
That is not even her real face. She has had several plastic surgeries. She is a former semi-attractive girl who is now getting the attention that she has always wanted.
Also, there is nothing "smart" about her. She is just as lame as most of the immature starlets that are out there.
Cute only last so long.
Sarah says:
She is definitely attractive, but she is trying too hard. I am not jealous of her... I am comfortable in my own skin. But it irritates me how hard she obviously tries to get people to think she's hot shit. I've heard the comment about her oozing sex before, and if I remember right I think it was also followed by her saying she thinks that's why women hate her. Ha. I think she's just too self absorbed to realize that not all women hate her... but a lot of us are disgusted. And on top of that, she's really just reinforcing the idea that pretty girls are dumb as rocks. That's already all too true and we don't need another dipshit showing us that.
At least she's good for some easy sex, I guess. I won't deny there are male celebrities I think are hot... I would do them, hell yes. As long as they didn't say a word lol!
Sam Holcombe says:
Wow, you would call her the dumbest person in Hollywood based on THOSE quotes? They're not even that bad. And the points you make to try and "deconstruct" her quotes are shocking. She uses the verb oozes just fine in that context; I don't understand why you think otherwise.
And before you try and retort with some other inane comment, I am not defending her on any account other than that your claims are weak and pathetic and don't prove anything except that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously, textbook case of clutching at straws.