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You know your career has hit an all-time low when you're starring on the Hallmark channel!
The only gardener we can name on television, Desperate Housewives hottie Jesse Metcalfe, is currently filming the made-for-TV movie Fairfield Road in Toronto where he plays a man who loses his job, finds out his fiancé is cheating on him and decides to drive across the state with only his dog as a companion. Is this for real? Not even Taylor Swift can make this bad country western plot sound appealing.
Perhaps if Jesse would keep his pretty mouth quiet about the effects his body has when bedding his co-stars, maybe someone will hand him a role worth taking.
Until then, the highlight of seeing this movie is that at least my grandma and I will finally be watching the same TV channel!
Gallery Info: Jesse Metcalfe arrives at Berlin airport for MTV Europe Awards
Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures
Website: www.flynetonline.com
Bohemian Grove Owl says:
Maybe he didn't get a rise out of Cherry's offer and decided to not be initiated into the club.
Maybe he was telling us which way his bat swings in the game of Masonic ball.
Maybe he doesn't dance with monsters, is the message his body naturally broadcasts.
Failed career equals he's not a Masonic Culture Club member.