Hiya guys! Welcome to hopefully a whole new era in American politics! Hopefully, everyone got out and voted (for whomever, who am I to judge...ok, I always judge...) and had a righteous Election Night. Now let's try and take care of that pesky Prop. 8 thing for my gays in Cali (and hell - the gays in Arizona and Florida who got bitchslapped in the face when even they dared to request their civil rights) and all will be well with the world. The sanctity of my patience is being tested with all this bigotry.Speaking of gays, this chick might be sleeping with one. What do you think? Keep a'readin'!




Oh, it's so good to be back amongst all of you beautiful people! I was in the magical land of Disney for the past week, recharging my advice gland and wondering why so many Americans are using electronic convenience vehicles when they obviously don't need to. Seriously, the walk will do you good.




























