I say that with love.  Here is Lindsay Lohan taking a break from shopping in Paris with her sister Ali to smoke a cigarette.  Tough life, eh?  The actress (keep a straight face) was in town to catch Paris Fashion Week, as well as unveil the disaster known as Emmanuel Ungaro's recent Spring line.

Girlfriend needs to put down the cigarette and pick up the moisturizer.  A little leave-in conditioner on that weave wouldn't hurt either.

Gallery info: Lindsay Lohan doing her thing in Paris.

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While Lindsay Lohan's parents, Michael and Dina Lohan, duke it out over whether or not they were planning to surprise their eldest daughter with an intervention, the freckled starlet is keeping her distance from her parental units on a getaway to Paris.

Plumped-up Lindsay is braving the cold in an outfit of leggings, boots and a sweater alongside her sister, Ali, who is dressed in similarly somber gear.

Now, I forget, was this supposed intervention for Lindsay's supposed drug and alcohol use, or is it for her obvious addiction to Botox? Either way, you can rest assured that they will handle the situation with the delicacy and decorum that typifies the Lohan clan.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan stroll through Paris together.

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After making her Ungaro debut at Paris Fashion Week, Lindsay Lohan did a little partying. Lohan and Busta Rhymes looked as if they were having an extremely boring time at an after party.

The next day, Lindsay and Ali Lohan have been made their way around Paris, France The sisters were out and about but appeared to be exhausted, scrawny and not pleased to see the shutterbugs.

How long do you think it will take Ali Lohan to end up in rehab?

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Oh Lindsay, it's great to see you back to your old partying habits. Plus what 16-year-old wouldn't want a sister like you to hit the clubs with? You can get good stuff.

Friday night, Lindsay Lohan (seen here last night arriving at the famous Roxy Theatre) and sister Ali Lohan hit up Teddy's in West Hollywood. According to RadarOnline.com, sisters danced wildly and when they came off the dance floor Lindsay was chainsmoking inside the lounge (CRIMINAL!).

Lindsay and Ali bumped into Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel, and freaked out. Ali headed home, and Lindsay and Jason left Teddy's and partied at Adam Levine's until nearly 6 a.m. when they were then spotted at the Chateau Marmont, with Jason getting out of the car.

So do you think they did it? If so, I've lost all respect for Jason.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan arriving at the famous Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood to see Benji Madden deejay.

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Lindsay plumped up her lips and put on her hosting hat last night. The jewelry loving Linsday Lohan hosted the Pop-Up Shop Party at the Revolve Flagship Store in West Hollywood.

This was only hours after she moved out of her rented Hollwyood Hills home. After two break-ins I'd be finding a new place to live as well.

Lindsay was joined at the party by her sister Ali Lohan, and made some time to chat up Mario Lopez. I wonder if Mario was just angling for an Extra interview, or if he saw a potential good time in Lindsay. I'm thinking the interview.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan at the 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party At Revolve Flagship Store

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Sure, what she eats isn't exactly good for her, but it's definitely an improvement! Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali Lohan hit up a Gelson's Supermarket near Samantha Ronson's house and stocked up on frozen pizzas, chips, and what looks like more junk good anyone should ever have.

But wait for, MailOnline reports that after they bought all that, Lindsay's assistant brought over two massive bag of McDonalds. Honestly I have no idea what was going on there. Sure I've had girls' nights where we eat junk food, but never that much food. And really, how does Lindsay continue to look like an anorexic twig when she eats like that?

Maybe they're still hungover from all the partying they did last week for Sam's birthday. After finding out that she's definitely in a new movie, it's like Lindsay went party crazy. They started with birthday dinner at Hub 51, then hit up the Crimson Lounge where Sam did a set, then Angels & Kings at 1:30 am, and on to the Hard Rock in the wee hours of the morning.

I'm just tired listening to that schedule. No wonder Lindsay needed to feed on the junk food. She needed to be able to go out today and shop. Not like she doesn't do that everday of course. Linds can you do me a favor, can you not wear all white? It's like it makes your skin and hair glow. It's kinda freaking me out. Thanks.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan dons all white while shopping on Melrose.

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OK, there is so much wrong with this story, so let's begin. Lindsay Lohan's little siblings are now DJs. Yah, you read that right. Ali Lohan and Cody Lohan made their DJ today in Manhattan at a press conference to announce the nations first Blackberry Brick Breaker Contest. DJ AC (DJ Ali & Cody, so clever) will be the djs for opening of Z-Com Wireless stores, which are now being converted to a new lounge for teenagers.

In true Lohan fashion, Ali and Cody looked positively excited to be spinning, and mommy Dina Lohan looked positively excited to be making money. Guess who the only other celebrity to show up was? Brooke Hogan. I know right?

Ali seems to be looking a bit splotchy recently, although it is better than the blonde hair Lindsay's got going. I am seriously just so disturbed by the whole Lohan family. But I do kinda feel bad for Cody. He doesn't seem like the type that wants to whore himself out. Although maybe he is and I've just missed it.

Live On Music also reports DJ AC will also be spinning with 25 of the hottest musical acts at Party 105's Summer Jam on Long Island next month. And come on, we all know about the amazing parties on Long Island.

Ali and Cody, Here is just a little bit of advice from me to you: stop. Stop right now. You're just heading down a path of embarrassment. Please, I don't want to have to write about either of your sex tapes anytime soon. Well, I mean that would be funny, but I'd feel badish. So go back to home school and no more deejaying. From either of you. Thank you.

Gallery Info: Ali, Cody, and Dina Lohan are joined by Brooke Hogan as DJ AC plays its first gig.

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Of course, none of it pertains to the really juicy stuff like Leighton Meester's sex tape or Jessica Szohr's rumored off-screen relationship with co-star Ed Westwick. It's all about the plot twists on the upcoming season of Gossip Girl. Oh well. Still, it is gossip. And you know how much we love a good rumor. Even better when it's paired with a Rumer Willis.

Jessica dishes to People at the Charlotte Russe Fall 2009 launch event about a few storylines in the making on this new season. "It's like a new chapter in everyone's life. We're all off to college, we're working. There's a lot of guest stars coming on, new relationships are formed."

One of those guest stars includes Joanna Garcia, former star of the CW series, Privileged. Stepping onto the scene as a Texas socialite who steals the heart of Chace Crawford's character, Garcia hints, "We have sort of a Romeo and Juliet love story."

It sounds all lovey dovey, but of course--as there always is--drama is in store for the GG bunch. Szohr adds, "Someone ends up not being who they say they are. It's just lots of drama and crazy stuff." Just as we suspected.

Gallery Info: Jessica Szhor, Michelle Trachtenberg, Rumer Willis, Susie Castillo, Matthew Leslie, Joanna Garcia, Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Stephanie Pratt and Christian Serratos at the Charlotte Russe Fall 2009 Launch Event.

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Linsday Lohan took advantage of her being in Las Vegas while launching her self-tanning line Sevin Nyne at Wet Republic yesterday, by turning the event into a pre-birthday bash (her birthday isn't until July).

Lindsay wore five different outfits during the event, starting the evening off wearing a pair of cutoff shorts and an oddly cropped top. Then came the bikinis.

Samantha Ronson was nowhere in sight, but Lindsay's sister Ali Lohan was there. DJ Akoi was played at the party, in which he blasted Michael Jackson music in tribute to the late singer. At one point during the party Lindsay managed to eat some birthday cake.

Not a drop of booze to be seen.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 23rd Birthday At Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel Casino

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All jokes about her venture into the exciting world of spray tan sales, Lindsay Lohan's line of spray-on tan entitled Sevin Nyne seems to be doing well. With a 4.2 out of 5 rating on Sephora's website, customers appear to be responding well to the brand.

The product claims to be environmentally friendly, including Chardonnay, Goji berry extract and caramel into the mix and claims never to have been tested on animals. Lohan boasts an environmentally friendly packaging for the tan. Well this is all good news. As useless celebrity products goes, this one appears to be in the range of the least offensive.

And it's a good thing that Lindsay appears to have secured some kind of steady income since her shopping addiction (is she actually enjoying shopping here? - the trip looks a little schizophrenic) shows no signs of abating. She should consider following her family tradition and birthing a baby she can push straight out of the womb and into show business. Pass on the torch and make like Dina Lohan!

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan out shopping with her sister Ali Lohan.

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