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Lindsay Lohan In Hell, Sam Not Getting Restraining Order

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A picture of a wide-eyed Lindsay Lohan wearing a lost expression her face graces the cover of this week's Us Weekly along with the quote, "I'm so alone." The starlet reportedly told the mag in a phone interview that her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson has been "humiliating."

Although she denies being suicidal, she admits that she is lonely. "It's absolutely hell," the starlet said. She claims, "Everyone has turned on me," saying that on the night of the Chateau Marmont incident Nicole Richie walked past her saying, "Uck," and Drea De Matteo told her, "Come at me, bitch." Huh? Linds has beef with Drea De Matteo? She really has pissed EVERYONE off somehow.

But as bad as it's been, there is a bright spot shining for La Lohan. Her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson will not be placing a restraining order on Lindsay. Although the Beverly Hills police confirm that Sam's family looked into the matter, a source told People, "Sam and Lindsay are broken up, but Sam does not feel she's in any danger whatsoever. She thinks the whole thing is absurd."

Yes, it is, isn't it?

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali Lohan shop at the Roseark jewelry storie in Beverly Hills.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Twitterpated Over Breakup

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Things ain't going great for Lindsay Lohan right now. She and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have reportedly split for keeps and Lindsay has taken to her Twitter account to express her frustration over how the relationship ended.

Lohan wrote, "should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY."

Sexy. This post went up early, early Saturday morning. Now, tell me this, how can you read that and not want to get back together with this gal? It's a real debate club-style gem right there.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan and her sisters Ali Lohan leave Samantha Ronson's home in Hollywood.

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Ali Lohan Must Be Cold

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Someone needs to get DYS on Dina Lohan stat. There is no way in hell she should be forcing her daughter to participate in some bullshit photoshoot in the middle of Times Square in the freezing cold. Here's Ali Lohan in her latest future Michael Lohan blog topic, doing a shoot as part of photographer Jonathan Ressler's "Extraordinary Women" series.

First off, who? Second - woman (well, she's kind of a crow)? Third - extraordinary? Look, I believe the children are our future as much as the next closeted lesbian songtress crackhead, but really. Ali Lohan (15) should be home texting about how much she hates her mother and stealing peppermint schnapps from the liquor cabinet, not having to sell her ass to keep Dina in Botox and laser hair removal.

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online
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Pantless Lindsay Lohan To Become A Princess?

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Lindsay Lohan is eyeing the role of Snow White as her next role. Reportedly the occasional actress is being pursued to play the lead role in a movie adaption of the Jim Hines novel The Stepsister Scheme, which is described by the author as a fairytale-meets-Charlie's Angels. It tells the tale of a princess and her two stepsisters.

The Sun reports that "there is a lot of interest in adapting this book, especially off the back of the huge success of Twilight and Harry Potter," revealed a movie insider.

"Talks are already underway with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox in the reckoning for lead roles."

Until Lindsay's next role comes along, Lindsay is doing what she does best. Shopping. Linds shopped with her sister Ali Lohan and mother Dina Lohan at Kirna Zabete in SoHo. Afterwords, the alarmingly thin Lohan handled her cravings by nibbling on her Chanel glove. Only the best nourishment for the Lohans!

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online | Pacific Coast News Online
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Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan: Skinny Sisters

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Lindsay Lohan spent some sisterly-time with lil' Ali Lohan in Malibu yesterday. If you will recall, Ali wants to be a singer and starred on E!'s Living Lohan for one season. She's still miffed because Nana was the breakout star. She should also be miffed that the influence of Lindsay and her clutching-tight-to-fame mom Dina have aged her into 45 prematurely.

Linds and Ali hit the Malibu Towne Center for some shoplifting, then had some pizza (supposedly) at D'Amore's. They finished their day at Pacific Coast Greens to get some groceries. They stocked up on microwave stuff and fat-free ice cream. Ugh, what's the point? Just keep smoking like you do to retain that slender figure.

Where's Samantha Ronson? She's supposed to be back in the picture! Ali misses her brother-in-law! She always had Newports on her for Ali, 15, to bum before she went back to her midnight to 6 am waitress shift at the House of Pies.

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Photo Credit: Flynet
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News Bites: Mama Cougar Teaches Baby To Hunt

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-Ali Lohan and her perpetually judgment-impaired mother Dina Lohan both attended the Animal Fair Magazine's Halloween Pet Costume Contest and the young Lohan lass decided to show up as a slutty kitten. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the "birds and bees" conversation took place while the two were lying next to one another in their respective tanning beds, just after their Mommy & Me Brazilian wax appointments.

-Speaking of pets, the Jonas Brothers will hit the big screen with a flatulent puppy as their co-star. Adapted from the best-selling book series, Walter the Farting Dog will be the feature debut for the musical brethren. The trio will star as musicians charged with taking care of their late aunt's stinky pet.

-Kissy-face Lydia Hearst crossed her family business in a big way when she claimed she was the sole author of the columns penned under her name in the Page Six Magazine. The heiress quit her gig and now the gossip column has published her complaints that the company Christmas party was canceled. Yeah, total scandal. Someone give me a ring when they find a dead body or a sex tape or both.

Click any photo to view all 30 photos of from the Animal Fair Magazine's Halloween Pet Costume Contest in the gallery!

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Lindsay Lohan Legally Distancing Herself From Dad

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After Michael Lohan spoke out so openly against Lindsay Lohan's relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, the actress is now taking legal steps to keep her father out of her life.

Reportedly, Dina and Ali Lohan have already placed an order of protection on Michael and according to sources who have dished to Page Six, "He's behaving so erratically that [Lindsay]'s terrified he'll do something to her. She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this."

I wish she could get someone to court-mandate that he lose the clip-on cell phone and high-waisted pants. That shit is just offensive.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping at American Rag in the gallery!

  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping in Hollywood at American Rag Cie
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  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping in Hollywood at American Rag Cie


Photo Credit: Flynet
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Ali Lohan Somehow Got On The Cover Of Something

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Has anyone heard of Supermodels Unlimited magazine? Ali Lohan's on the cover. Is this printed in Nana Lohan's basement? First off, I wasn't aware that Ali is a supermodel. Sure, she's walked the sidewalks of a Long Island and been called a "striptease person" by Anderson Cooper. But is that what really makes a supermodel these days? Someone's lowered the bar, then.

Ali's featured in a variety of outfits and bad camera angles. You know her berserker mom Dina Lohan put her ass up to this. "Ali's it's a GREAT opportunity to be featured in a magazine that looks like a mail order bride catalog from the Balkans! C'mon!"

Seriously, this looks like the pamphlet you get in the waiting room of a Nevada brothel.

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Ali Lohan's Chesty Development

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ali-lohan-boobs-081408.jpgReed-thin Ali Lohan has suddenly developed some impressive mammaries. As Us Weekly points out in this side-by-side comparison, the 14-year-old showed up three months ago on Fuse for a taping of The Sauce in NYC looking fairly petite in the chest area.

But recent photos taken of the aspiring singer at a Jonas Brothers concert last Saturday in East Hampton, NY have revealed Ali's fuller figure.

Lindsay Lohan responded on her MySpace Celebrity Blog to rumors of plastic surgery. When a photographer yelled at Lindsay, "What do you have to say about people commenting on your sister's implants?" Lohan wrote that she felt "a bit sick to [her] stomach."

Lohan went on to say that her mother Dina Lohan would never "encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body." Oh Linds. Still toeing the company line, I see.

In any case, I'm just glad to see Lindsay's using her MySpace Celebrity Blog for juicier sharing than Jessica Biel. Unless Jessica's dog gets breast implants, which might actually make her blog interesting.



Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News Online
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Ali G's Wedding Postponed

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Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen have had to delay their nuptials because Fisher has yet to convert to her future husband's religion. Reportedly, Fisher is taking Judaism studies part-time, but her return to work shortly after having their baby has stalled her conversion, much to the annoyance of her in-laws.

According to a source that tattled to the Daily Mail, "What made relations difficult between Isla and Sacha's mother is that she really wanted Isla to spend more time with the baby and their family in England instead of being hasty and returning to work so quickly."

Now, however, the Australian-born actress is spending more time with her in-laws to make up for lost time. Through it all, Sacha seems to be the least concerned of the bunch.

"Sacha is not as worried about the relationship between his parents and Isla as everyone else is because he's extremely devoted to her and their child." The tipster added, "He is happy taking his time to get married the same way he was happy having a long engagement." When they finally do get married, Isla should have her bridesmaids wear this.



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