So yes, as I'm sure you read earlier on the site, Paris Hilton and her ex-boyfriend Benji Madden were spotted looking more like friends with benefits than exes. And this event here, opening of the D&G boutique opening in Los Angeles, was the scene of the crime.

But those two lovebirds weren't the only ones in attendance at the event. Siblings of the two, Nicky Hilton and Joel Madden were there. Adding to the incestuous vibe of the encounter, Hilton's infamous sometimes BFF Nicole Richie was accompanied by her man, Joel Madden. These people need find a new dating pool in which to swim. Cause somebody peed in this one.

Lisa Rinna mixed and mingled with the young ones, her poor lips collapsing in on themselves. Other than that, she looked good, though. Rumer Willis was still rocking the red hair and from the look of all the attractive young ladies at the event, it's disappointing that Benji chose to recycle his relationship with Paris.

Featured in the gallery: Rachel Bilson, Lauren Conrad, Rumer Willis, Nicole Richie, Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Corbin Bleu, Nicky Hilton, Amanda Heard, Jeanna Dewan, Zoe Saldana, Audrina Patridge, Jennifer Morrison, Jessica Stroup, Taryn Manning, Bonnie Sommerville, Lisa Rinna, Nikki Reed, Jenna Dewan, Gabrielle Union, Josh Brolin, Sanaa Lathan, Joanna Garcia, Ginnifer Goodwin, Erika Christensen, Kevin Connelly, and Bijou Phillips.

Click any photo to view all 50+ photos from the Grand Opening Of The D&G Flagship Boutique in the gallery!

I'm wondering if the documentary filmmaker who chronicled the everyday life of Paris Hilton will be able to explain why the heiress has so much money, but still ends up with the least convincing hairpieces ever? Her sister Nicky Hilton is looking comparatively better exponentially as time goes by.

Here's Paris showing off some fake-looking hair at the grand opening of the LAVO nightclub and restaurant in Las Vegas. Others in attendance were Olympic swimmer and PETA supporter Amanda Beard wearing some black tissue paper and an aggressive-looking bun.

There were a number of weirdos and hoochies on the red carpet along with a bitter-looking Taylor Dayne. I get the feeling it's been told to her heart one too many times. Keeping his promise, Mario Lopez kept his shirt on but to make up for it Maksim Chmerkovskiy showed off some greasy man-cleavage. Awww, yeah.

Featured in the gallery: Paris Hilton, Taye Diggs, Busta Rhymes, CariDee English, Will.I.Am, Amber Heard, Shannen Doherty, Stacy Keibler, Bar Rafaeli, Amanda Beard, Marcus Schenkenberg, Maxim Chmerkovskiy, Mario Lopez, Jason Seahorn, Angie Harmon, Slash, Kevin Federline, Jack Osbourne, Nicky Hilton, Katy Rees, Antonio Sabato Jr., Kevin Connnolly and Taylor Dayne.

Click any photo to view all 45+ photos from the LAVO opening in the gallery!

Tyra Banks hosts the Us Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers party and from the look of Aubrey O'Day and Amanda Beard's outfits, you wouldn't necessarily know this was the same event.

Aubrey looked like she put on her sexiest grandma dress and even though I know Amanda Beard isn't a celebrity in the most obnoxious sense of the word, she still posed for Playboy and has enough money not to show up to a "stylish" event wearing a cheap little tank top. Come on, ladies.

Tyra let her hair down and looked good, as did (and I hate to say it) Elisabeth Hasselbeck in a pair of cute high-waisted pants and a white frilly top. I still can't stand her though. It was Tyra and Kelly Ripa who topped Us Weekly's list and rightfully so, since they were the best-dressed at the event.

Featured in the gallery: Tyra Banks, Kelly Ripa, Amanda Beard, Aubrey O'Day, Cassie, Becki Newton and Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the US magazine event in the gallery!

26-year old Crystle Stewart took home the jewels last night at the 57th annual Miss USA pageant.

The professional model also owns her own business, 'Inside/Out' which helps boost young women's self esteem.

This year's pageant went off without a hitch, and without any big flubs like last year's final question with Miss South Carolina, Caitlin Upton.

Judges included Heather Mills, Rob Schneider, Joey Fatone, Kristian Alfonso, Amanda Beard, Christian Siriano, Shawn "Lights Out" Merriman, Ken Paves, Kelly Carlson, Robert Earl, and George Wayne.

Also in the competition was Chace Crawford's sister, Candice Crawford representing Missouri in the pageant. She made it to the Top 10, but did not advance to the next round.

Honorable mention goes to Miss Oklahoma Lindsey Jo Harrington. That girl had one fierce walk!

Photos: Splash
Photos: WENN

More photos from the 2008 Miss USA Pageant (Kelly Carlson, Amanda Beard, Rob Schneider, Shawn Merriman, Kristian Alfonso, Ken Paves, Miss Oklahoma, Caitlin Upton) after the jump.

Jessica Simpson Ruining Father, Too [MollyGood]

Tom Cruise is Bad News [cityrag]

Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]

Wacko Jacko's Face is Falling Apart [Hollywood Rag]

Stacy Keibler's New Sexy Photoshoot [Hollywoodtuna]

Beyonce Knowles Has Nipples [iDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Gossip Guys Hit Up TRL [Just Jared]

Lil Wayne And Zac Efron's Full-On Kiss [Dlisted]

Nelly Furtado At The 40 Principales Awards [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jingle Ball Premiere: Ashley Tisdale's New Nose [Best Week Ever]

The Last Stop [Pink Is The New Blog]

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Jamie Foxx Drinks Pink in Miami [towleroad]

Hey straight guys, look! Bikini shots of a hot chick! Who says we don't try to please all our fans? We're getting straighter by the day. I'm practically ready to start reading "Maxim", appreciate football for something besides guys in Underarmour and learn how to unhook bras! And maybe get interested in lawncare! Here's seven time Olympic swimming gold medalist Amanda Beard, 26, lying on the beach and looking sexy for "Triathlete" magazine. Is that a real publication? "FHM" magazine declared her the world's sexiest athlete. Those bastards have apparently never seen Ms. Kerri Strug. Amanda is also depicted splashing around on the beach with her boyfriend Sacha Brown. She's going to compete in Beijing next year and she started at the Atlanta games at 14?!?! Wow. Notice how the boyfriend got clued in to the fact that there were cameras about, and sucked in his gut? I'd be doing the exact same thing. Actually, I'd probably wade out into the water up to my neck and hide behind a buoy. Beachwear? Not my friend.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

More photos of the bikini clad Amanda Beard are after the jump.

TrendThrift is a weekly column, brought to you by our resident fashionista, Kate McChesney, as a review of boutiques in and around the Los Angeles area.

Last Thursday, July 19th, Mosci celebrated their two-year anniversary along with 944 magazine and Warning mag. Two ladies bravely modeled the latest Mosci collection on white platforms, which included several Colcci dresses and my favorite, a shorts-style one-piece metallic jumpsuit, while guests swarmed the small boutique's shop floor. The event was packed with a mix of fashion veterans and newbies (I actually overheard one metro asking another questionable metro who Roberto Cavalli is), munching on hors d'oeuvres of sushi, crabcakes, and cheese, plus champagne, Brazilian wine, and mimosas.

More on the Mosci event after the jump...