If you were a celebrity and you couldn't get into the HBO party last night, you were at
InStyle's big ole' soiree. Everyone who's ever been on your TV or move screen yet still causes you to go "what's her name?" seemed to have been there. Some standouts:
Kristen Bell looked hot in red, with her hair behind one ear so she could hear the
Heroes producers beg her to come back to their damn show seeing as she was pretty much the only reason to watch that shitshow.
Her
Heroes co-star
Hayden Panettiere stuffed her boobage into a strapless sparkly eggplant of a dress, which was obviously trying to lure people other than the Heroes producers into hiring her. Even the cheerleader wants off that mess.
Rachel Zoe literally dressed as the Angel of Death. Seriously, she doesn't want anyone talking about her clavicle that can hew rock anymore so she wore a giant black toga. She should have a vulture perched on her shoulder or be carrying an hourglass and a scythe.
Innovative baby namer Paris Hilton lost her weave at her last lubed-up orgyplex, and went short for the show last night. She also had a blue gown on that I sort of liked, which means I probably should be forming a noose right now and using it becase I've sunk low. Very very low.
Featured in the gallery:
Paris Hilton, Gerard Bulter, Sophia Bush, Adrianne Palicki, Zoe Salinda, Elisabeth Rohm, Debra Messing, Zachery Qunito, Jimmy Jean-Louis, Hayden Panettiere, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Megan Fox, Heidi Klum, Taylor Momsen, Ryan Kwanten, Rachel Zoe, Chris Pine, Adrian Grenier, Jon Voight, Blair Underwood, Jessica Stroup, Rhona Mitra, Kevin Connolly, Amanda Bynes, Jenna Fisher, Kevin McKidd, Common, America Ferrera, Sting, Bai Ling, Christina Hendricks, Lacey Chabert, Seth Rogan, Kate Beckinsale, Ginnifer Goodwin, Emma Roberts, Sally Field, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter, Emily Deschanel, Anne Hathaway, Gina Gershon, Shenae Grimes, Marisa Tomei, Yvonne Strahovski, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Kyra Sedgewick, Minka Kelly, Grant Show, Amy Adams, Sarah Chalke, Kate Beckinsale, Simon Baker, Jennifer Esposito, Kristin Bell.
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70 photos from the 2009 InStyle Golden Globes Awards party in the gallery!
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