All Anderson Cooper Posts

Get it, queen! Anderson Cooper was granted his fondest wish, and got to visit with David Beckham. He brought Becks' Armani underwear ad to sign. Over the bulge. Anderson profiled Becks for 60 Minutes this Sunday, and gamely spent some time in the net trying to block his kicks.

A friend of mine played soccer in college and now coaches and he told me about this game I love called Butts Up. In it, the freshman players have to bend over in the net and the older guys take shots at their asses. Anderson requested that game. He was denied. Probably because he asked David to nix the ball and just use his penis.

This whole thing is reeking with sexual tension. Anderson may be closeted but he can work that gray head of hair for all its worth. Victoria Beckham better fly her glamour starship down to the field and beat Coop off her man.

One more video from Anderson Cooper's interview with David Beckham is after the jump.

The CNN anchor recently spoke out on his blog about a recent surgical he underwent on his face. He wrote, "I had minor surgery on Monday. A small spot of skin cancer was removed from under my left eye. I hadn't planned on mentioning this, but I still have stitches and you'll no doubt notice them tonight."

Ha! I made you think it was something else. But my enthusiasm over my misleading you quickly fades, as I realize that it would be appropriate at this juncture to wish Anderson good health. On a different note, I don't think I've ever seen him this expressive in any pictures...ever. The pictures are about a month old, by the way, from the Baily House 20th Annual Auction and Party.

And I thought I recognized that face in one of the pictures as none other than Barneys creative director, Simon Doonan, who first introduced me to the term "hooker style" on America's Next Top Model. I want him to berate more wannabe models for dressing slutty. It's fun to watch because it's so silly--like punishing dogs for liking to smell their crotches. They can't help themselves!

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Highlighting the launch of CNN-HD in the fall of 2007, Anderson Cooper has teamed up with Animal Planet's Jeff Corwin and CNN chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta to bring to audiences the four-hour documentary about the Earth's current environmental state, entitled, "Planet in Peril." As you can see here, Lance Armstrong was also on hand with the team to lend his support to the promotion of the documentary's launch, which will air over two nights Tuesday, Oct. 23rd and Wednesday, Oct. 24th. According to Cooper:

"Our goal was to report not only on individual issues but to examine the interconnectivity of environmental changes. Instead of simply delving into academic theories, we set out to document the actual changes taking place that affect the way we live our lives and the choices we make."

First Al Gore, then Leonardo DiCaprio, now this. I'm starting to feel left out. Where's my terrifying documentary about the environment? Oh that's right, I'm lazy. I forgot to make one. And can someone please tell Matthew McConaughey I'm joking. I think he's been reading my posts and is pissed. Oh yes, and I really hope that female correspondent dressed in a fur coat is wearing some endangered species because the irony would be too rich!

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Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine [Hollywoodtuna]

Derek Jeter is a Pimp [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Liam McDermott's Murder Mystery [Just Jared]

A Pimp's Plea for Respect [MollyGood]

Lock Him Up! [Dlisted]

Courtney Cox Picking Up Coco [I'm Not Obsessed]

10 Funniest Sports Mascot Domain Names Not Actually Owned By Sports Teams [Best Week Ever]

Arrested Development [Pink Is The New Blog]

Jake Gooberballs Appears on Letterman [towleroad]

Sometimes I stretch the truth for a joke, but this blog post title is simply a bald-faced lie. I guess I just thought it would make more sense, rather than whatever it is these so-called "Vision" awards are really for. Basically, they have something to do with entertainment because Sony Pictures Entertainment Chairman and CEO Michale Lynton was honored at them. And there were also fabulous celebrities in attendance at the even (the only reason WE care about it) like the flawless Miss Natalie Portman, who is channeling (yeah, you know what's coming) Audrey Hepburn with her subtle bouffant and black dress. I love that Sharon and Ozzy are pictured with Elton John who looks like he's smiling politely at Ozzy's joke that he dressed up like Elton's evil twin, effectively cracking himself up. And Anderson Cooper is an albino.

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See other celebs who walked the Vision Awards red carpet after the jump!

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While Anderson Cooper gets all giggly.

Rufus Wainwright gave his two cents to Spin magazine on the subject of staying in the closet, versus pursuing a career in the spotlight as an openly gay man.

"If they stay in the closet, they're going to make a lot more money. I go to the same gym as Anderson Cooper. When I look at him lifting those 5-pound weights, it makes me think, 'He's just trying to live his life and be all that he can be.' But he still goes to the gayest gym in New York."

Seriously? 5-pound weights? I seriously hope Rufus is paraphrasing inaccurately because dude, even I don't mess around with the 5-pounders. And I can't even really do a push-up properly. But the description of the place as "the gayest gym in New York" makes it sound very festive and kind of makes me want to go there. Drunk.

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Uh, so Anderson Cooper showers in his underwear at the gym. He's afraid of people getting pictures of what he's twerking with. Do they make boxer briefs you can shower in? Wait, don't you want to scrub those areas after you've been sweating it up at the gym? What's the point of showering? I have so many questions about this story.

You can't be too careful, especially when you're high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in the Time Warner Center, where he attracts a lot of attention from hard bodies of both genders. "So he takes precautions," Charlton reports. "Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers in his underwear. Boxer briefs, to be exact."

Well, at least we know he's not one of those go down on guys in the steam room kind of gays. We all know those guys. But I still have a lot of questions about....damn. Nevermind.

• Good news for Anderson Cooper: the CNN anchor snagged a $50 million contract with the cable news outlet. [Gawker]
• After a short vacay in LA, Kate Moss was back in London last night, and appeared to be covered in a mysterious white substance. [CW]
• Everyone's favorite dysfunctional couple reunited again; Pam Anderson and ex-husband Tommy Lee took their VD to a Hawaii beach for a family vacation. [WeLoveCelebs]
• Watch out, Nevada: MTV announced plans to reunite the original cast of The Real World: Las Vegas in their former home at the Palms Casino Resort. [EB]
• According to OK! Magazine, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have hooked up again. The former couple reportedly reunited at Vince's 37th birthday party. [TheBosh]
• The question on everyone's mind today: was Sanjay wearing a fake mustache last night on American Idol? [ICYDK]