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Jessica Simpson's dad, Joe Simpson, sat down to chat with Extra and clear up some rumors about his notorious reputation as a control freak. He denies that this is the case, saying, "The media says that I try to plan everything. If I had half of the power they give me... Ashlee and Jessica don't call me and ask me. They call me and tell me."

Of his impending grandfatherhood with Ashlee now married and preggo, Joe Simpson said, "I would love to have a boy, but I know how to raise girls so I'm good with that."

You know what he's really thinking is, "I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as the child develops large, bouncy breasts."

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They look like have doll hair. It's impossibly shiny and straight. Here's Pete Wentz with his bride, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and their glossy highlights. Will they go bald someday with all the ironing and product? I hope I live to see that.

Ashlee was spotted the other day having a business dinner at Il Sole (Aniston's favorite restaurant). Ashlee chowed down on a filet mignon. That sounds good. Some fans stopped her outside to tell her that they loved her music (well, maybe you should have bought her flop album) and Ashlee was reportedly very friendly and took the opportunity to engage in some marketing for her sad-ass sister.

A restaurant customer says that Ashlee was "totally sweet and very gracious. They were complimenting her music and Ashlee raved about Jessica's country album."

Man, this family is totally all for one and one for all. Papa Joe has them trained to push Simpson family products. Ashlee must not have heard that single Jessica has defecated onto country radio. One time I was buckling my belt, and that little spoke that goes into the belt hole went UNDER my fingernail and I screamed bloody murder and that was still nicer than Jessica's country song.

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More photos of the newlywed Wentzs after the jump.

Ashlee Simpson has "postponed" her summer tour, due to her pregnancy. The singer and husband Pete Wentz were at the opening of the Palms Place in Las Vegas on Saturday, along with her entire family. Pete deejayed and Ashlee hung out with her "country singer" sister Jessica.

"After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour," Ashlee's publicist said in a statement on Saturday. "She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."

Rock nothing! She didnt sell any albums. Bittersweet World was bittersweet alright, for her ass! She's going to have to be a stay-at-home Mom because it's all over.

Ashlee's sad-ass sister Jessica was also lurking around the proceedings, and many photos were taken of them together. Jessica posed with her hand on Ashlee's belly. She says that Ashlee's love with Pete inspires her music. I heard the single. That's an ugly love.

They're just the cutest couple in the world," she says. "They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about." That's far too many wishes. And there is no way in hell I would wish to be related to creepy Papa Joe Simpson. I would want my virginity taken by someone who wasn't related to me, thanks.

Pete dedicated "Power of Love" to Joe Simpson, and I don't even want to know what that means. "This is dedicated to my father in law Joe Simpson. I definitely have the power of love for you," he said. Uh huh. Pete went where Tony Romo couldn't. And it involves spotting Joe Simpson when he lifts weights naked.

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Instead of the pop princess, who had been speculated to attend, the Simpson sisters showed up, along with Ashlee's new hubby, Pete Wentz. I'm guessing all that half-assed pop music created between the three of them might equal one Britney.

Hmm, I'm wondering for how much longer George Clooney's ex-girflriend Sarah Larson will be able to get invites to red-carpet events. But then again she's in some pretty comparable company at the Palms Place opening, what with La Toya and Jackie Jackson, Khloe Kardashian, Verne Troyer and Linda Hogan in attendance.

Sarah better familiarize herself with this crowd because long gone are the Oscar parties and gowns. She's going to be hanging out with Deal or No Deal girls and ANTM rejects, human flotsam and jetsam floating up on the metaphorical coast that is the red carpet.

If Larson's not careful, she could very easily face-lift herself into this existence. Also, how the hell does Linda Hogan's armpits get so damn tan? Well, I guess when your dance moves include lifting your arms up as you pretend to surf, you want to make sure you're a uniform caramel color.

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24 more photos from the Palms Place opening featuring Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Jessica Simpson, Klhoe Kardashian, La Toya Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Sarah Larson, Lauren Bosworth, Lauren Conrad, Linda Hogan, Boy Toy, Verne Troyer, Romany Malco, Josh Meyers and Ian Ziering are after the jump.

Pete Wentz is the master of the slow burn, I-want-you-to-fill-me-full-of-love-look. That's the look he gives his new wife Ashlee Simpson when he wants them to paint each other's toenails, listen to the Cure, and experiment with hair dye. There is no way he made a baby. Feel free to send in your theories about who the father is. I'd say Papa Joe Simpson had a hand in it, but I watch a lot of Law & Order: SVU so that could have given me some sick ideas.

Pete has scored a gig hosting MTV's F'N Summer on Friday nights. This looks to be some sort of MTV Beach House-type thing (remember that?), and Wentz will be hosting their Friday Night Events. It will feature debut videos (cuz' they show a lot of those) and live performances.

"F is for feedback, N is for new, and together 'F'N MTV' is the summer music event that brings it all together. Starting in June, MTV will focus on exclusive NEW music video premieres, and via mtv.com, the instantaneous feedback from our audience and culture at large as they make the music their own," said Brian Graden, President of Entertainment. Hurrah!

Remember when MTV used to show the videos and in the summer they would be at the Beach House? I miss Pauly Shore and Tabitha Soren. Is Kurt Loder alive? I want to see Kennedy driving a golf cart into people, and Adam Curry hosting Hard 30. Jesus, I'm old. Happy Friday!

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More photos of Pete Wentz on the set of his new MTV show are after the jump.

Yee-hah, stalker girl! Here's Jessica Simpson and her main queen/hair burner Ken Paves at Lax. Jessica's in from Dallas and sporting a suede cowboy hat so that you know she's embraced country music. Her new single "Come On Over" has leaked to the net and it's as terrible as you would think. She makes Carrie Underwood look like Hank Williams Jr.

Jessica's on a downward spiral lately. She's got man troubles, because her creepshow dad Joe Simpson is driving away her boyfriend Tony Romo. Her younger sister Ashlee beat her to pregnancy and seems very happily married, compared to Jess' crash and burn marriage to Nick Lachey. And no one wants to see her direct-to-DVD movies or buy her albums. She sells weaves with Paves. That's about it. And she can always sell that hat, which I bet would fetch some coin down at the swap meet.

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More photos of a Southwestern style Jessica Simpson after the jump.

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Leave it to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Wentz to be responsible and wait to confirm that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with her first child. This was posted on the FriendsOrEnemies.com website:

This just in from our favorite newlyweds:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Poor Jessica.

Ashlee Simpson has taken her new husband Pete Wentz's last name. Ashlee Wentz. Well....uh, congrats on the wedding!

"I think that that's something that a woman should do when they're marrying a man," she says. "It's a tradition that I think is a great tradition." Someone needs to take some kind of empowerment class. Though, it's not like changing her name is going to affect her singing career. "Ashlee Simpson" isn't selling records anymore. She's actually going to go by Ashley Simpson-Wentz professionally, she says. Catchy!

"These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee," Pete Wentz says. "I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them." Seriously. Her Dad probably made her do it to attach herself to Fall Out Boy. They sell more records.

Pete also bought Ashlee a giant bee. Made out of Legos. Can I have diamonds instead. Pete commissioned artist Nathan Sawaya to create a 26" x 47" x 36" bumblebee out of 18,000 standard Lego bricks. The bee took a week to create, and will be delivered to their toyroom. Seeing stuff like that made out of Legos fills me with the iresistable urge to smash them.

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More photos of Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz after the jump.

Here's Pete Wentz acting the douche. He's leaving a Memorial Day party with wife Ashlee Simpson. Someone had a few too many Smirnoff Ices! You know he's drinkin' that swill! Grape flavor! Seriously, didn't he make a his and hers set? Help us out here, bitch.

Papa Joe Simpson likes when Pete switches up the action every once in awhile so that the photo money keeps rolling in. Next up will be Pete and Ashlee looking sad, and then stormy and then wistful. These two are Heidi and Spencer with more spangly eyeliner.

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8 more photos of Pete Wentz making a statement, with Ashlee Simpson, after the jump.

Can some of our more intelligent readers or moms out there help me out on this one? Is this chick knocked up? Those just look like abs. How do you tell? Here's newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz frolicking about in the Caribbean on their honeymoon. And nary a shark in sight.

So is that a pregnancy belly or abs? It's like Where's Waldo! But I care more about finding Waldo than whatever glittery hoodie-wearing, flat-ironing androgynous spawn these two are going to give birth to.

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11 more photos of a shirtless Pete Wentz and a bikini belly showing Ashlee Simpson are after the jump.