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Yee-hah, stalker girl! Here's Jessica Simpson and her main queen/hair burner Ken Paves at Lax. Jessica's in from Dallas and sporting a suede cowboy hat so that you know she's embraced country music. Her new single "Come On Over" has leaked to the net and it's as terrible as you would think. She makes Carrie Underwood look like Hank Williams Jr.

Jessica's on a downward spiral lately. She's got man troubles, because her creepshow dad Joe Simpson is driving away her boyfriend Tony Romo. Her younger sister Ashlee beat her to pregnancy and seems very happily married, compared to Jess' crash and burn marriage to Nick Lachey. And no one wants to see her direct-to-DVD movies or buy her albums. She sells weaves with Paves. That's about it. And she can always sell that hat, which I bet would fetch some coin down at the swap meet.

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More photos of a Southwestern style Jessica Simpson after the jump.

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Leave it to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Wentz to be responsible and wait to confirm that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with her first child. This was posted on the FriendsOrEnemies.com website:

This just in from our favorite newlyweds:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Poor Jessica.

Ashlee Simpson has taken her new husband Pete Wentz's last name. Ashlee Wentz. Well....uh, congrats on the wedding!

"I think that that's something that a woman should do when they're marrying a man," she says. "It's a tradition that I think is a great tradition." Someone needs to take some kind of empowerment class. Though, it's not like changing her name is going to affect her singing career. "Ashlee Simpson" isn't selling records anymore. She's actually going to go by Ashley Simpson-Wentz professionally, she says. Catchy!

"These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee," Pete Wentz says. "I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them." Seriously. Her Dad probably made her do it to attach herself to Fall Out Boy. They sell more records.

Pete also bought Ashlee a giant bee. Made out of Legos. Can I have diamonds instead. Pete commissioned artist Nathan Sawaya to create a 26" x 47" x 36" bumblebee out of 18,000 standard Lego bricks. The bee took a week to create, and will be delivered to their toyroom. Seeing stuff like that made out of Legos fills me with the iresistable urge to smash them.

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More photos of Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz after the jump.

Here's Pete Wentz acting the douche. He's leaving a Memorial Day party with wife Ashlee Simpson. Someone had a few too many Smirnoff Ices! You know he's drinkin' that swill! Grape flavor! Seriously, didn't he make a his and hers set? Help us out here, bitch.

Papa Joe Simpson likes when Pete switches up the action every once in awhile so that the photo money keeps rolling in. Next up will be Pete and Ashlee looking sad, and then stormy and then wistful. These two are Heidi and Spencer with more spangly eyeliner.

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8 more photos of Pete Wentz making a statement, with Ashlee Simpson, after the jump.

Can some of our more intelligent readers or moms out there help me out on this one? Is this chick knocked up? Those just look like abs. How do you tell? Here's newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz frolicking about in the Caribbean on their honeymoon. And nary a shark in sight.

So is that a pregnancy belly or abs? It's like Where's Waldo! But I care more about finding Waldo than whatever glittery hoodie-wearing, flat-ironing androgynous spawn these two are going to give birth to.

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11 more photos of a shirtless Pete Wentz and a bikini belly showing Ashlee Simpson are after the jump.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson sure looked like they had a good time at her little sister's wedding, getting their freak on. But with Jessica taking off for a trip to Cabo while her sister Ashlee was on her honeymoon in the Caribbean, the status of Jessica and Tony's relationship remains unclear.

While on the phone with Ryan Seacrest shortly after his wedding, Pete Wentz didn't provide any insight, claiming, "I don't know anything about what's going on with them." Regardless of where they stand, Jessica remains a supporter of Tony's team, the Dallas Cowboys, spotted here wearing a Cowboys baseball cap.

Also, here's a peek at her booty. You can see if it tanned as well as her boobs did.

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7 more photos of Jessica Simpson and her Dallas Cowboys cap after the jump.

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What in blazes is that hoodie? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an emo boy acting like an adult baby. Ugh, Garanimals makes hoodies? Not for grown-ass men! Stop. Now. Whimsical has it's place, but it shouldn't be with rich people. Pete Wentz and new wife Ashlee Simpson have returned from a brief honeymoon in the Caribbean.

Pete had previously told Ryan Seacrest that they were honeymooning in his basement eating "DiGorno's Pizza", but that was a filthy lie. They were photographed Thursday in the clear blue crystal water of the islands that I should be in.

They are now in New York, where Pete is reportedly playing a Sweet 16 birthday party with his band Fall Out Boy for a considerable sum. That's going to be hot on MTV. Can you imagine the brat who's poor bastard of a father took out a second mortgage on the mansion to afford that?

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More photos of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson arriving in NYC are after the jump.

Pete Wentz did an interview this morning with Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show, and admitted that he and Ashlee Simpson did sign a pre-nup before their wedding this weekend, where Ashlee reportedly announced that she was 4 months pregnant.

An invitation from the Alice in Wonderland themed event is above.

The couple are not going on a honeymoon, and instead are camping out in their LA basement.

"We got some blow-up palm trees, a little fake-n-bake tanning booth. We're eating DiGiorno's pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it's great. It's gonna look like we're on that private jet. We're gonna save that 30 grand, you know?"

So they have enough money worth signing a pre-nup, but not enough to go on a honeymoon? If they are just hanging out in their basement, it's not like they can't go on vacation because of prior engagements.

They're totally saving money for baby!

Of course, Pete would talk about the pregnancy saying, "Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."

Lame. If these kids keep putting it off, it's going to make us care even less. Papa Joe just needs to let them spill the beans already.

I almost feel sort for this talentless cretin. When your Daddy ruins your love life and has to bribe your ex-douche to be your date for your sister's wedding, it's like when you resort to bringing your cousin to the prom. No, I didn't have to do that. Shut up!

Here's Jessica Simpson desperately trying not to lock herself around ex-boyfriend Tony Romo's leg and plead with him to stay.

Romo consented to be her date for her sister Ashlee's wedding this past weekend, reportedly at the behest of her psycho intrusive dad, Joe. Romo put on his game face and apparently made sure he earned whatever Joe Simpson was paying him.

"They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night," added the insider. "He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple." They also went or sushi the night before the wedding. Joe must have thrown in an extra grand.

Simpson's rep says that reports of their breakup "are not true." She has to say that or Daisy Duke will rip out her hair and finally try to cut off her Dad's head. Seriously, that's the source of all your troubles, honey. Lose that money-grubbing incest case!

And to cement those breakup rumors, Jessica took off for a Cabo San Lucas vacation with her family on Sunday. Sans Romo. My only question is, what is she vacationing from? What does she do nowadays besides stalk that dude?

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"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said the newly wedded couple's spokesperson.

Papa Joe, of course, performed the ceremony and Pete's English bulldog Hemingway was the ring bearer. Ashlee wore and ivory lace wedding gown designed by Monique Lhuillier. Guests included Jessica Simpson as maid of honor, Tony Romo, Cacee Cobb, Donald Faison, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

The fantasy-themed reception was based on Alice in Wonderland, thanks to the help of wedding planner Mindy Weiss.

Ashlee has said she was never the type to dream about her big day, but "Now that I'm doing it, I definitely have that big dream. It kind of went more fairytale than I thought. I got really into it."

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