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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might be getting married next week. Do I hear the cocking of a shotgun? Reports say that the flailing songstress and her faux emo boy might be getting married as early as May 16.

"The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles," says a source.

Ashlee is currently playing coy with the media as to whether or not she's pregnant. A pregnancy could very well be a reason for all the hurrying around. Then again, her new album just came and went and maybe she needs the distraction of a honeymoon and picking out china.

The same reports state that Jessica Simpson has also gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. She's allegedly jealous that her little sister is pregnant and getting married before her. I totally buy the jealous part, but if Jessica Simpson were engaged she would be running down the street flashing the ring at everyone and screaming her head off. What else does she have to live for?

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11 more photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are after the jump.

Ashlee Simpson went on British television to discuss her new album (which is flailing) and her engagement to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz (which is annoying). She didn't talk about the pregnancy (that would kill the suspense) but she did talk about her engagement ring, and how great Pete is. Oh, and her ninja moves backstage? Whaf*ck?

Ashlee showed off her engagement ring to British television host Paul O'Grady's audience last Thursday.

"He did a great job, it's pretty exciting. I got a good one," she beamed as the audience applauded. Ashlee's in London trying desperately to shill her record Bittersweet World. It only sold 47,000 copies in the US in its first week. Compare that to the 398,000 copies that her first album sold upon its debut. No wonder she's working this pregnancy thing for all its worth. She's gotta stay relevant!

The most intriguing revelation on Ashlee's part during her Paul O'Grady appearance was when she described what goes on backstage before her and the band perform.

"My girlfriend kisses my hand three times and my band do a really weird ninja dance. We clap our hands and give each other our energy and then we say a really bad word afterwards," she explained. You know they scream the c-bomb and it's directed toward her sister. "Ninja dance?" Is crack on the concert rider?

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More photos of Ashlee Simpson and her scarf trick are after the jump.

Ashlee and Pete are already on their way back home after a whirlwind trip to the other side of the pond.

While there Ashlee recorded a session for the Nokia Green Room, a program which is known for great live performances and candid interviews with popular musicians. Surprisingly, the couple managed to continue avoiding the question of whether or not Ashlee is pregnant.

At least we don't have to speculate about Ashlee and Pete getting engaged anymore. I know they officially announced it a while ago, but that large rock on Ashlee's finger is what makes it all real to me!

More photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz at Heathrow airport are after the jump.

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Fall Out Boy bassist and Ashlee Simpson's sperm donor Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and battery by a Chicago man. The man claims that he got his ass beat by Pete and a security team at a Chicago bar during a SPIN magazine party last June.

Andy Kallas says that he suffered "serious injuries to his head, mouth and face" after "an unprovoked attack" by Wentz and his crew (supposedly 10 in number) at Schuba's Tavern.

Pete Wentz spoke to MTV , and said that the suit was "frivolous" and Kallas was a big sissy. Ok, he didn't say that last part but he thought it.

"This lawsuit is entirely without merit and will be vigorously defended," Wentz said via e-mail. "This is another in a long line of frivolous lawsuits that are filed against celebrities each year from individuals seeking a quick payoff when there is absolutely no justification for the claim."

At the time of the scuffle, a Schuba's patron told the press that Kallas was heckling Wentz by mocking Ashlee Simpson and the hoodie that Wentz was wearing. Well, glittery hoodies are girly! And...it's Ashlee Simpson, dude. Kallas also allegedly called Wentz a "sell-out". Like he's never heard that before.

Wentz admits he's a "jerk" but he only hit Kallas after Kallas grabbed him first. Can you imagine what this slapfight looked like? Ashlee's probably got a better right hook.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz sat down for an interview with People magazine and talked about everything under the sun--fashion, hair, make-up--well, everything except the baby. I guess they're saving that one for a final PR push for Ashlee's record.

Even though these two have a tendency to call each other "babe" way too much, sort of like Michael and Jan in the "Dinner Party" episode from this season of The Office, they really do seem oddly perfect for each other. The fact that they can share clothes is very convenient.

According to Pete, "I ruin her pants by wearing them. [When] I was on Today, I wore a pair of her pants." And here Pete is, ruining yet another pair of Ashlee's pants as he's out and about, pumping gas. He's lucky that ring he got her is enormous.

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18 more photos of Pete Wentz pumping gas, and a friend stopping in Golden Apple comic book shop, are after the jump.

The big ole' annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner was held last night, and a perfect example of how Hollywood has way too much influence on our country. Because it looked like a night out Villa. Well, would you rather look at Karl Rove or wonder if that's really a baby bump (ugh) on Ashlee Simpson?

In attendance were Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt (I guess they found the airfare?), Pam Anderson, the Jonas Brothers, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, Marcia Cross and Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick among other celebrities.

President Bush and Late Late Show Craig Ferguson spoke, and Dubya made lame jokes. Heid Montage and Spencer Pratt? The Jonas Brothers? Politics are glamorous!

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43 more photos from the White House Correspondents Dinner featuring Pamela Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jenny McCarthy, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Rob Lowe, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Traci Ullman, Donatella Versace, Padma Lakshmi, Marcia Cross, Morgan Fairchild, Lauren Conrad, Perez Hilton, Joel McHale, Catherine Bell, Chelsea Handler, Ed Westwick, Jonas Brothers, Eric Dane, Martha Stewart, and Michael Johns are after the jump.

The reason cited for the superstar rapper's recent breakup from his former fiancée was his grueling work schedule and true to form, shortly after their split was announced, Kanye held a concert at the Nokia Theater last night in downtown Los Angeles. Rihanna was the opening act and her boyfriend, Chris Brown, made his way into the audience just before she went on stage.

Other celebrities attending the concert were Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and just as it often is in nature, in this pairing the male of the species appears to be the flashier of the two. Ryan Phillippe also showed up for the evening, looking low-key and it appears solo.

As for those celebs not pictured, Serena Williams was also there, accompanied by Common. Maybe the earthy rapper is just what the doctor ordered to help Serena heal after her very public heartache.

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12 more photos of Kanye West, Ryan Phillippe, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are after the jump.

The honeybaked diva is basking in the glow of her imminent success here at the Hard Rock Cafe at Univeral City, California where she posed for pictures and signed copies of her new album E=MC2. The smile on her face clearly says, "I don't have to fake a pregnancy to sell albums." And if you look closely at her teeth, you can see the leftover bits and pieces of Ashlee Simpson's dreams for a successful career.

I just saw her recent guest appearance on Oprah, and as much as I love to make fun of her, I was completely entranced. She showed me how to work out my arms with the flick of a wrist and dammit if she didn't look great. I'm flicking my wrists as we speak, in the hopes of attaining Mariah arms.

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12 more photos of Mariah Carey at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal City are after the jump.

Ashlee Simpson keeps dangling her hypothetical baby in front of us in the hopes of encouraging the world to buy her album. She's giving us the one-two punch of showing off her giant diamond wedding ring on the Today show and then answering the obligatory question posed by Matt Lauer as to the validity of her pregnancy rumors with a simple, "Only time will tell with that."

It almost makes me nostalgic for the good old days when Joe Simpson was simply ramming Jessica Simpson's boobs down our throats, rather than boobs and a baby. Our throats are only so big.

Here are some pictures from the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot List Party and in case you weren't sure, Heatherette would like to reassure you that leopard-print, gold lamé, leather and tweed are all still hot--even hotter when worn all at once.

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27 more photos from the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot List Party at Mansion featuring Ashlee Simpson, Damien Fahey, Kim Raver, Bethany Frankel, Alan Cumming, Jaslene Gonzalez, Richie Rich, Traver Rains, Milo Ventimiglia, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Tim Hasselbeck, Adrien Brody, Joan Allan and Natasha Bedingfield are after the jump.