Ah, no thanks.

The National Enquirer reports that the film would be a romantic comedy that teams Demi Moore with ex-husband Bruce Willis, and chronicles the zany adventures of a divorced couple after she marries a sexy stud 16 years her junior!

"It's a PR bonanza with built-in headlines," Ashton Kutcher enthused to Bruce, who loves the idea.

If this is true, no wonder all three of their careers are pretty much in the toilet.

Gallery Info: Ashton Kutcher seen leaving an office in Los Angeles, CA on November 3, 2009.

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There's quite a lot going on here at the GQ Gentleman's Ball, although you might not see it at first glance. First of all, Mark Wahlberg revealed the gender of his expected fourth child with wife, Rhea Durham, to People magazine on the red carpet for the event.

Wahlberg confesses, "I'm having another girl. So I'll have two girls and two boys." He also revealed that the couple are content with four, but that Rhea has the final say in the matter, saying, "My wife is allowed to pick the magic number...as many as she wants to have."

Another high-profile couple at the event was Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, who showed off the solidarity of their union by dressing in his and hers grayscale outfits. It's a sign of their undying affection for matching fashion.

Gallery Info: Mark Wahlberg, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Kid Cudi, Akon, Adrian Grenier, Emmy Rossum, Chanel Iman, Sebastian Stan, Josh Lucas and Olivia Palermo at GQ's Gentleman's Ball.

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No longer busy with his CW series, The Beautiful Life, Ashton Kutcher has turned his attention the infamous New York stage. The actor will be participating in the 9th annual The 24 Hour Plays on Broadway on Monday, November 9th 2009.

The event will be held at the American Airlines Theatre and will benefit the non-profit group, Urban Arts Partnership.

While a press release for the event cautions, "Talent subject to change based on availability," some names on the bill include Rosie Perez, David Cross, Billy Crudup, Sam Rockwell, Emily Mortimer and Amber Tamblyn.

Gallery Info: Ashton Kutcher at The Joneses screening at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival.

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Betty Draper, demure housewife married to Mad Men lothario, Don Draper, was nowhere to be found when GQ sat down for a photoshoot and interview with actress, January Jones.  

The actress hails of Midwestern descent and has a lot less in common with her tightly-wound on-screen housewife persona. In fact, it's a testament to her acting that she has found herself receiving numerous offers for similar roles--a talent that former boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher didn't believe she possessed.

According to Jones, "The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting. He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this. So--fuck you!" Careful research identified the ex as none other than the Prank'd star.

January cautions, "He only has nice things to say now--if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated." And now, she's showing off victorious revenge magazine cover cleavage.

Gallery Info: January Jones for GQ magazine.

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Well, so much for the comeback. After two episodes, the CW has cancelled The Beautiful Life: TBL. I'm blaming the cancellation on a few things. First of all ":TBL." Come on. Why?

Second. Sara Paxton is boring.

Third. Ashley Madekwe is annoying.

Fourth. The writing was pretty awfully cheesy.

Mischa Barton was the most exciting thing about the show. Using a model with a baby as "the big secret" is just not compelling (the backstories of most of the models were just plain boring - farm boy, father in prison). Give a model Mackenzie Phillips back story and we've got something, but a model with a baby. No.

And where were all the gay male models?

Gallery Info: Mischa Barton wears a stunning pink dress to The Beautiful Life Premiere

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The other half is apparently too icky for their tastes. The ultimate cougar and her cub, aka Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher joined model Christy Turlington in New York City yesterday to attend the book party for Half The Sky.

Written by Nicholas Kristof and Sherly WuDunn, Half the Sky is a compilation of stories Kristof and WuDunn share are as powerful as they are heartbreaking.Their insight into gender issues and the role of women in development inspires hope, optimism, and most importantly, the will to change.Both a brutal awakening and an unmistakable call to action, this book should be read by all.

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Inseparable twosome, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been jetting all over the world together on business. First, the two hit up New York City during Fashion Week to celebrate the premiere of Ashton's CW series, The Beautiful Life.

Now, the couple have hit up the Toronto Film Festival to premiere Demi's film with David Duchovny, The Joneses. Moore and Kutcher are all smiles on the red carpet while posing for photogs.

But it was a different story on Demi's Twitter page when she and Perez Hilton engaged in an online feud. Perez posted a number of photos of Demi's daughter, Tallulah Willis, in what he deems were inappropriate outfits.

In response, Demi writes, "Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child's '-----' while providing photos?"

Hitting back, Hilton posts, "I would not let my 15-year-old daughter dress like that under ANY context. You are delusional and slightly senile!"

This from a guy with a clothing line at Hot Topic.

Gallery Info: Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at the premiere of The Joneses at the 2009 Toronto Film Festival.

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The young stars of Ashton Kutcher's new television series, The Beautiful Life, were out in full force at the Simyone Lounge in New York City, to celebrate the show's upcoming September 16 premiere.

Demi Moore was all long-legged gorgeousness in a silver mini-dress that showed off her toned limbs. On the other end of the spectrum, Mischa Barton donned a bright pink, floor-length dress and seemed slightly nervous to be back in the spotlight so soon after her hospital visit.

Or maybe the poor girl's just tired. According to co-star, Sara Paxton, the hours for filming have been grueling. "My call time on Monday is at 4 a.m. So I spend hours working--I have very little time to explore," Paxton says of her time spent in NYC.

Gallery Info: Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Sara Paxton, Mischa Barton, Ashley Madekwe and Corbin Bleu at the at the Simyone Lounge party to celebrate the premiere of The Beautiful Life.

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Ashton Kutcher is seen here filming a scene for his new movie Valentine's Day in Marina del Rey, CA. He drives a bright Impala with "PANTY RAID" license plates.

Does that make you want to see Valentine's Day more or less now?

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