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Madonna stepped onto the red carpet last night for her UNICEF event, the one that caused all the controversy regarding its connection to Kabbalah. Lourdes escorted her mother through the press line looking very much like a mini-me of her mother. One thing I have to say about Madonna is that I feel like she always dresses Lourdes in very age-appropriate stuff--nothing too trendy, even if is still ridiculously expensive.

Tom Cruise and wifey Katie Holmes turned up to the star-studded event and I like Katie's dress, up until the part where it became a cape. Crazy Jennifer Lopez was there pregnant as hell and I swear, she's going to be giving birth on the red carpet, she's on it so damn much. GO HOME, CRAZY! You're pregnant with TWINS for God's sake! And why do you have your boobs cinched with a belt? Is that part of "keeping it real"?

Madonna's buddy, Gwyneth Paltrow was there, showing off her fantastic gams in a dress that looks like a baby's party dress, but whatever, her legs look fabulous. Drew Barrymore and boyfriend, Justin Long, were there and no matter who he was dating before, old boy definitely traded up because there is no way he would be at this event if it weren't for Drew--"Die Hard" or not.

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31 more photos from the UNICEF/Gucci Malawai benefit featuring Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Cruise, Marc Anthony, Drew Barrymore, Justin Long, Madonna, Lourdes Leon, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Gwyneth Paltrow are after the jump.

Damn, what a difference when he leaves his hot aunt (wife Demi Moore) at home. I like this non-clown look. Unfortunately, it's for a film role and not a shift in personal style. Here he is on the set of "Personal Effects". In other clown news, Ashton is set to be the cover goof for Pepe Jeans. He will join model Daria Werbowy in representing the Spring 2008 collection in a photo spread by David Sims. I can't name one soul that I know that wears Pepe jeans. Can you? Maybe it's because I hang with townies. I don't think even my few rich fashionista bitch friends wear those. Ashton and Daria are replacing Sienna Miller as the previous Pepe face. More like Pepe Le Pew. Someone took the trash out!

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Seriously, I'm waiting for him to shout "Extree, extree, FDR has 'New Deal' for America!'. Demi Moore, her ex-Bruce Willis, and Sylvester Stallone were among a convention of celebrities on hand for this weekend's 2.5 million dollar Planet Hollywood casino opening in Las Vegas. The casino has been awhile in the making (it broke ground originally in December of 1996), and takes the place of the old Aladin. Demi, Bruce and Sly all have financial shares in the company, and Planet Hollywood head Robert Earl is hoping that this casino will resurrect Planet Hollywood from the ashes. The company's restaurant chain hasn't been doing well in recent years, and has had to close several locations. Mostly because of an excess of cheese and I don't mean on the menu. And Vegas-types are saying that the casino isn't going to exactly be the place to go on the Strip for table service and the best hookers.

"It feels very fake," said Hunter Hillegas, the owner of RateVegas.Com and a longtime Vegas-watcher. "He's got a lot of celebrity friends, but it still feels totally phoney to me. The kind of the people he's getting are on the way out, they're not up-and-comers. I have serious doubts of the prospects of Planet Hollywood on a long-term scale."

A performance by Barbara Streisand was said to be capping things off this weekend. So I guess Mr. Earl's trying to appeal to the queens and old people? Anyway, let's check out some of these photos. I'm guessing some of these people rolled out of bed and did the red carpet. Seth Rogan is rapidly losing any pudgy cute guy crush status he might have had with me. Take a shower! The Swayze is looking old and it hurts my heart. And the less said about whatever is on Bruce Willis' head the better.

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36 more photos (featuring Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Milo Ventimiglia, Amaury Nolasco, Bruce Willis, Charlie Sheen, Kevin Spacey, Chris Kirkpatrick, Criss Angel, Pamela Anderson, Luke Perry, Seth Rogan, James Franco, Jamie Kennedy, Rex Lee, Steffi Graff, Andre Agassi, Anthony Michael Hall, Patrick Swayze, Eric Szmanda, Nelly, Joey Fatone, Carson Daly, Stephen Colletti, Maggie Grace) from the Planet Hollywod Resort's Grand Opening are after the jump.

Ashton Kutcher's thinking "yeah, she's hot but is it worth all this bullshit? I mean, do I really want to be with an old chick with three kids who spent scads of cash on making sure her knees weren't wrinkled? Is that normal? And god, why did she make me wear this Q-Tip suit? I feel dumb." Ashton and Demi Moore, along with Madonna and her baby David Banda attended a Kabbalah meeting in NYC. Hey, it's less irritating than Scientology. I'd bash Scientology more but people end up dead if they criticize it too much and my ass is way too precious to be in the ground. Earlier in the week, Madge, her daughter Lourdes, Lourdes' sperm donor Carlos Leon and Madge's best friend/ex-girlfriend Ingrid Casares attended "Celia: The Life and Music of Celia Cruz" off-Broadway. Madge knows how to keep it together - the chick she used to lick is still in the picture, the personal trainer she put in her to create Lourdes still sticks around....even if people get dumped by her, they still want to orbit Madonna. She's like the sun. Plus - she has A LOT of money.

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This could only happen to Britney. This could actually help her win back the world to her side. As Kabbalah-following celebs like Madge, her beatdown husband, and Demi and Ashton hit Tel Aviv to ring in the Jewish New Year, a Palestinian terrorist leader has threatened to axe Madonna and Britney's heads from their bodies. Jesus Christ! Gays unite! Protect our icons! Honestly, though, I think being headless wouldn't faze Brit that much. It couldn't make her any dumber.

Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesperson and senior leader of Palestinian terror group the Popular Resistance Committees, warns the two pop superstars face death unless they change their evil ways, which includes acting like "prostitutes" to sell records.

In a new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!" (fascinating), Abdel-Al rages: "If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."

Yeesh. His organization is reportedly responsible for several rocket attacks and bombings. What's with the militant Islamic people judging everyone else and cutting off people's heads and flying planes into buildings? Why you gotta be like that? Assholes. Can't just go to the mosque and get on your prayer rug like the normal Islamic people and mind your damn business without killing several thousand people and threatening our pop stars? Fascist dickheads. Honestly, I'd like to see you take down Madge. Britney would be like "are you my new assistants" but Madge would use her inhuman old lady yoga skills or talk in that faux-British accent and annoy you so much that you'd put away your machetes and flee. Bring it!

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More photos of the gang in Tel Aviv are after the jump.

Cameron Diaz looks like she's just been punk'd by Ashton and is taking out her anger over the prank by pelting him with citrus fruit. In actuality, she's simply acting on the set of their new comedy, "What Happens in Vegas." Either way, Ashton's in no danger of getting scurvy, with plenty of sources of Vitamin C readily available for his consumption. The angry face Cammie's making, while hoisting the oranges makes me wonder if the paparazzi behind the cameras realized how very easily she could have opted to start aiming for them. At least they're squishy weapons.

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I don't think that we're accustomed to Ashton Kutcher looking so serious to the paparazzi. For some reason, he seems to be a man on a mission, as he leads Demi through the path of photogs, leaving the set of his new film, "What Happens in Vegas." Maybe he read about our recent speculative blog post about his dinner with co-star Cameron Diaz and is annoyed with us. But he's not annoyed with all media, as evidenced by his recent conversation about couples' fashion with USA Today. Ashton offered some advice to both men and women in relationships, hoping to put their best fashion foot forward. To the female half of the equation, he says:

"You never want people to notice your accessories. ... In this same way, your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you."

What a great suggested way to break up with someone! "I'm sorry, it's just not working out. I'm starting to think that you make my butt look big."

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More photos of Demi Moore visiting Ashton Kutcher on the set of his new film 'What Happens in Vegas' after the jump.

Yeah, we know this was a little while back, but we just can't get over how many male companions (even if they're just friends or whatever) Cameron Diaz has these days. Why? Because we have nothing better to do. Cammie and Ashton are currently working together on the set of their "What Happens in Vegas" movie and decided to take a break from their shooting schedule to catch dinner together at La Goulue. Now, before you start getting any ideas, there were three other male companions present, but Demi Moore wasn't able to make the dinner. According to a source quoted by the New York Post:

"The group was seated discreetly in the back, and they had a 400 dollar bottle of Mouton Rothschild 9."

But it looks like this is old news anyways, since Cameron changes her male companionship more often than...well, I do. Because you may or may not know this, but I'm very easy. VERY easy.

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More photos of Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher and Lake Bell on the film set of 'What Happens in Vegas' during a walk-through after the jump.

Bruce Willis was joined by Demi, Rumer, Tallulah Belle and Ashton Kutcher at the New York City premiere of "Live Free or Die Hard." While Bruce didn't raise the girls in the Hollywood spotlight, although Rumer has surely taken a liking to it.

My kids weren't raised in the glare of public life. For the first 13 years of their life, they were raised in a tiny little town in the mountains [Hailey, ID]. [Demi Moore and I] just talked to them. We said, 'This is what is allowed. This is what's OK in our family. This is how I feel about things in the world, and this is the difference between right and wrong.'

The three aren't television or movie enthusiasts either, which pleases Bruce, 52, immensely. Rather, they're all fans of the outdoors, not to mention the world. Scout has decided to go on a foreign exchange program in Europe - which could account for her absence at the Live Free or Die Hard premiere.

She did all her own homework on it and told us where she wanted to go and why. She's a pretty phenomenal kid. She knows what she wants to do and she sets goals for herself.

Does Bruce have a favorite?

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Many more photos (Rumer Willis, Demi Moore, Tallullah Belle Willis, Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, Justin Long, Timothy Olymphant, Kevin Smith, Maggie Q, Ice T, Coco, Carol Alt, Oksana Baiul) from the New York City premiere of "Live Free or Die Hard" are after the jump.

You may know Laura Day from "Trading Spaces." Celebrities know her from her work as an "intuitionist." Through her series of books, she offers training in intuitive development and application, helping readers "apply intuition to life's challenges, while developing skills such as telepathy." That's a skill everyone should have, right?

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More photos (Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Sophia Bush, Jennifer Anistion, Jordanna Brewster) from the event are after the jump.