All Ashton Kutcher Posts

Pierce Brosnan, now there's a man who just looks like he came out of the womb, dressed in a newborn-sized tuxedo.

Ugh seriously? Sunglasses, Ashton Kutcher? Granted, Brad Pitt's just as bad for wearing them, but at least he's Brad Pitt.

I gotta say, I've never been a big Tom Cruise fan, but he sure does clean up nice. I just wish he would have worn the eyepatch I've become obsessed with. If Janice Dickinson can make it work, I'd love to see what Tom would do with it on the red carpet. Also, when do we get to see Suri Cruise on the red carpet?

And I'm loving the balance that Golden Globe winner (for In Bruges) Colin Farrell has found between sexy scruffy and polished. He's got all the hair under control and I'm highly appreciative. Speaking of scruffy, Robert Downey Jr. was looking a little bit much with the wacky hair and the Ellen DeGeneres-style suit, but since it's RBJ, he can get away with it. Sunglasses and all.

And of course Alec Baldwin is wearing a perfectly-tailored tux. It's after six. What is he, a farmer?

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Ashton Kutcher, made a stop in his home state of Iowa to cheer on the Hawkeyes, and raise funds for flood relief.

Kutcher's wife, actress Demi Moore, attended the Iowa, Iowa State basketball game with her husband. Along with Kutcher, olympic gold medalist, Shawn Johnson headlined a series of events to raise money for the Iowa Relife Fund. All proceeds will help recovery efforts after last June's flooding.

Kutcher lived in Cedar Rapids until he was 13. After that, he moved to nearby Homestead. He says he hopes his efforts help small businesses get back on their feet.

I'm liking the cause-worthy Ashton Kutcher.

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Opting for an 80s-inspired wave of cascading hair for a UK screening of her film Flawless, triumph of plastic surgery Demi Moore and husband Ashton Kutcher otherwise kept it simple and classic on the red carpet.

Proceeds from the premiere held at the Odeon Covent Garden in London are going to charity. It's hard to tell, but it looks as if there's a chink in her picture-perfect armor might be showing.

What do you think?

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Ashton Kutcher takes his latest gig, a high school assistant football coach very seriously. Looks like his boys were making him pretty proud (and many times frustrated) last night -- and Ashton is just as dramatic at this job as he is at acting.

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Here's marrieds Demi Moore and husband Ashton Kutcher speaking to Iowa State University students yesterday at the campus in Ames, Iowa. They're visiting various universities and colleges to motivate students to vote. I can't think of anyone that I would be less likely to listen to than Kutcher. That big spaz. He's so loud and yelling and trying to be all wacky. I'll vote if you quiet down. I don't know how she stands it. I know he's a younger dude and everything and probably brings it in the bedroom but then you have to talk to him. Rumer Willis would have more of an effect on my political consciousness, and she's ghastly.

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We all know that Ashton Kutcher has a passion for playing pranks, so when he signed up to be assistant football coach at the North Hollywood Harvard-Westlake high school, the students thought they were being punk'd.

But apparently, the Kabbalah-practicing actor actually knows a little something about the sport, having played as middle linebacker at Clear-Creek Amana High while growing up in Iowa, but I don't know how convinced I am. I mean, that's an anemic-looking linebacker if I ever saw one.

But Ashton looks like he's having fun with stepdaugher Talullah Willis on the sidelines and the players don't seem to mind.

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The What Happens in Vegas star has been sporting some noticeable scruff on his usually clean-shaven face. However the hair growth not a fashion statement. Kutcher's reason for the bearded visage is in his religious beliefs.

According an In Touch insider, "He is growing it because of the Jewish and Kabbalah holiday called Lag Ba'Omer." Traditionally, men shave their beards after the 49 days between Passover and Shavuot, which on this year happened on May 23.

However, it looks as if Ashton decided to keep the beard. I'm not really sure what to say to that. I'm always at a loss as to what to think about people who believe in things.

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Here's a whole SLEW of celebs who showed up to The Butterfly Ball event last night. The Ball supports an organization called Chrysalis which provides jobs for homeless men and women. None of whom were in attendance last night.

"We love it, and we really believe in it," Demi told the press. And we believe in those sex bangs, Demi!

The big stars of the evening on the purple carpet were newlyweds Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, who were married Friday evening in a small ceremony. Denise RIchards was not following them with a camera crew, and Charlie only looked slightly hungover. The photographers reportedly swarmed when Charlie and his next legal problem showed up. Mr. and Mrs. Sheen didn't stay for the ceremony. They met at the Butterfly Ball in 2006.

Many cast members from Grey's Anatomy were in the hizzy, including tiny hottie T.R. Knight with his boyfriend Mark Cornelsen, Justin Chambers, Eric Dane with wife Rebecca Gayheart and Katherine Heigl. Knight's guy was wearing one of those gay chokers that I detest because it looks very International Male catalog. He needs to dump that twink and get with the newly gray-haired Balthazar Getty, who's all man. They would make a good couple.

It was also somewhat of a That 70s Show reunion, as Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher reunited during the party. And they apparently both ignored Mila Kunis, who was sitting at a table very close by. Maybe it's that voice.

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27 more photos from the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball featuring Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Kate Walsh, Katherine Heigl, Elisa Dushku, Eva Mendes, T. R. Knight, Mark Cornelsen, Rebecca Gayheart, James Pickens, Eric Dane, Roslyn Sanchez, Elizabeth Reaser, Justin Bateman, Mila Kunis and Balthazar Getty are after the jump.

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Who in the hell in this day and age thinks they can bring a piece to the airport? I'm nervous to bring nail clippers. I could get cavity searched. Ok, maybe I should bring nail clippers. Actor Dennis Farina, most recently of NBC's Law & Order, got busted at LAX for carrying an unregistered, loaded firearm.

"Farina was very apologetic and cooperative with officers," police said. "However, he had no apparent authority to carry a concealed weapon at the time of his arrest." No shit. Farina claims he had forgotten he had it on him. Forgetting that you're carrying a loaded pistol is good.

Farina was being held at a Van Nuys jail on $35,000 bail. Farina, a former Chicago cop, is currently in the flick What Happens In Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz. Maybe the gun was for a suicide attempt, then. I kid, I kid!

Included in People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People issue, Ashton Kutcher jokingly told Ellen DeGeneres during an interview on her talk show to promote his new movie that he had the "Sexiest Man Alive" title in his sights. Kutcher quipped that both he and Patrick Dempsey were angling for the spot. He also blamed his scruffy facial hair for holding him back from knocking off beauty points from his total. I'm sure Patrick's probably still whining about his teeny pecs.

But the That 70's Show star figures that "beautiful" is just a hop, skip and a jump away from sexy, reasoning, "Once you're beautiful, you can sort of lean into sexy." Additionally, I don't know if Ashton's noticed that the word "alive" is also a crucial part of the title.

And if you think that I'm suggesting he murder any man alive sexier than he, then understand this: I'm not saying that he should, I'm just saying that if David Beckham, Brad Pitt and Clive Owen mysteriously turn up missing, we know where to start looking.

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