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Avril Lavigne was spotted out at LA hotspot Villa this weekend. Nothing out of the ordinary, except the singer recently canceled 8 concert dates of her tour that has shows scheduled in the United States, Canada, and Europe through August.

A bad case of laryngitis was cited as the cause of the cancellations. Avril wrote on her Web site, "I have been sick this whole tour, and now I have lost my voice. I have never canceled a show in my whole career and just had to for the first time ever. This sux!"

Some of the dates canceled were in late April, but one of the more recent shows was scheduled for May 10 in Everett, Washington. Originally the concert was said to be postponed, but according to a spokeswoman from Live Nation they could not change the tour to make up the missed shows.

How odd to see her out partying just a week later. Anyone else thinking ticket sales might have been an issue?

One suggestion for Avril: get pregnant. It seems to be helping Ashlee and her album at least.

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More photos of Avril Lavigne leaving Villa Lounge after the jump.

Check out the new video from Avril Lavigne's third album, The Best Damn Thing.

"Muthaf*ckin' princess" Avril Lavigne played a sold-out show in Atlantic City recently, and addressed her recent appearance on Ashton Kutcher's Pop Fuction show. Yeah, I used a "u". She was up to mischief and convinced the world that she was preggers! Imagine that pink-haired stank baby? Avril was her usual whiny self.

"Man, everyone keeps asking me about this! Was it really that big of a deal?" she said. "Ashton approached me and I thought it was a great idea, mostly because I'm often attacked in the media and I don't know why. I have so many positive things in my life right now that I'm just, like, 'Really? Whhhhyy?' [when a negative story appears]."

Because you're annoying and you steal music. When asked how she would run a tabloid, Avril said that she would only run stories "full of nice things." Honey, you better land the shuttle because that doesn't sell. Can you just picture her asking "whhhyy?" through a mouthful of gum and playing with her hair? Isn't she from Canada? How did SARS miss her?

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More photos of a posing Avril Lavigne are after the jump.

Here's tall goof Ashton Kutcher making like Britney Spears on the set of his new flick. You can play Britney, too. Just get a ciggie, a venti iced coffee and a controlling father to exorcise your panty demons.

Ashton's new foray into television is called Pop Fiction. It's like Punk'd, except that Ashton teams up with celebrities to play jokes on the tabloids by creating situations. It's stupid. If they had something actually hot, like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston punching each other in the street, I would be into it. Instead, it's ridiculous stuff like Avril Lavigne maybe being pregnant and Mario Lopez giving Eva Longoria a necklace. BORING!

The tabloid media at large agrees that it's kinda dumb, because who the hell sympathizes with celebrities? They have money and are impossibly beautiful. It would be a different story if it were poor people with syphilis striking back. One tabloid editor commented on the fact that the tabs know what celebs are up to before they do.

"There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them," he said.

Another weekly editor said, "In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not."

Seriously. And even if they do pull one over on us here at ASL, we're just going to exaggerate it anyway and blow it out of all sorts of proportion for laughs. We write about things like Amy Winehouse rubbing her own urine on her face. Who can tell what's a joke and what's not anymore? Dumbasses.

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19 more photos of Ashton Kutcher and Margarita Levieva on the set of Spread are after the jump.

That chick in the back is acting like she just saw the Virgin Mary hovering over Robertson. Honey, it's just the motherf*ckin' princess, Avril Lavigne. This ain't a visitation at the fountain at Lourdes. Avril Lavigne is publicly commiserating with Britney Spears. Which is odd, because I'm fairly sure I read about her baggin' on her some years back. Even faux-punk twits can have a change of heart!

"No one else has it as hard as Britney,I feel bad for her. How does she even think with all those flashbulbs?" Avril went on to reveal that she's actually commiserating with herself by saying "When I'm being followed, everything's thrown off. They run red lights. They cause accidents. She can't even walk to her car. F*cking stalkers!" It's weird how she pinballs between her and Britney in that statement. Or she's talking about herself in the third person. What? Oh, and on the day these pictures were taken, Avril and husband Deryck Whibley were checking out baby things. So it's entirely possible we're about to have a pink-haired snotty dumbass spitting cranky infant who steals songs on our hands. Despite that, I still think "Sk8er Boy" is a work of genius.

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9 more photos of Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley shopping on Robertson Blvd., plus find out what desinger purse Avril was toting around, are after the jump.

Here's Avril Lavigne, some friend, her bodyguard and her husband Deryck Whibley on the beach in Miami. Only Avril Lavigne would fly to Miami and then cover her ass up from the sun and probably sneer and complain about it from under her faux-punk burqua. She doesn't seem like the most genial "motherf*ckin' princess" around. I bet the cabana boy didn't fold her towel correctly and she spit on him. She's like that.

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9 more photos of Avril Lavigne is on vacation in Miami after the jump.

They're getting paid to host New Year's parties. From New York City to Las Vegas to Miami the stars are out in full force. Even a DUI won't keep Mischa Barton down; we reported earlier that she's still planning on hosting the opening of Cathouse at the Luxor in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve.

In Vegas, Kanye West is hosting at The Palms, where 3,000 balloons will drop at midnight in the Pearl Theater. While Jay-Z and Beyonce may be hosting the party at Jay-Z's soon to be opened 40/40 Club, although the club failed a safety inspection, so the opening seems iffy. Avril Lavgine will be hosting the festivities at Prive, with Lil' Jon manning the turntables.

Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore will be hosting separate events in Miami. Simpson will be hosting the event at The Shore Club, with Eve singing and Pete Wentz playing the part of deejay. At The Raleigh Hotel, Mandy Moore will host the Belvedere bash in which the covered pool becomes a dance floor.

Lastly, Kid Rock will be holding down the fort at the Hotel Gansevoort. As long as Pamela Anderson or Tommy Lee don't show up, things should run smoothly.

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What do all of these young stars have in common? Well, they've all managed to earn themselves places on Forbes magazine's "20 Under 25: The Top-Earning Young Superstars" list. LeBron James AKA "King James," made the list from his earnings as a forward on the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as numerous endorsement deals. At the tender age of thirteen, Dakota Fanning's acting career is in full swing, and she regularly collects as much as $3 million for each movie she does these days. And as much as Mandy Moore likes to apologize for her bubble-gum pop-music days when she was just a young teenager, those beginnings have launched her success. She starred in five films, releasing a new album and clothing line this past year, earning her an enviable $3.5 million and believe me, I'm all envy. Miley Cyrus, with her insane concert fans is also on the list and so is Lindsay Lohan, whose downward spiral still couldn't stop her from edging out Mandy one position on the list. I still can't believe how much money that blonde carrot made last year. Scruples and moderation are for poor people.

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Avril Lavigne is giving the paparazzi her signature move, which would be a lot more offensive and a lot less silly if this finger were attached to someone who could actually back up the sentiment and not a little wood sprite in sunglasses and pointy boots. She was spotted with her husband, Sum 41's Deryck Whibley, in these pictures, shopping at the 99 Cent Only Store, apparently getting some Christmas decorations. Well, it's good to see she's getting into the holiday spirit of things. Merry Christmas, now get the hell out of my face.

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More photos of Avril Lavigne and hubby Deryck Whibley leaving the 99 Cent store after the jump.

Including this flawless creature named RIhanna. She looks like a futuristic American Girl doll, doesn't she? She should come equipped with a jet pack, and her own tesseract device. The American Music Awards were held at the Shrine Auditorium in LA, last night and were packed to the rafter with winners from "American Idol". Chris Daughtry's Nickelback-lite (which is probably worse than actual Nickelback) band Daughtry and truck-destroying vandal Carrie Underwood picked up awards. Chris Daughtry's hellish band won for Favorire Breakthrough Artist and Favorie Adult Contemporary Artist. Underwood won for Favorite Female Country Artist. Someone please stop "American Idol" before it directs everything cultural in our lives. Justin Timberlake took the Favorite Male Artist prize. He sent in a taped acceptance speech from Australia, where he's been attacked by magpies.

Jimmy Kimmel hosted for the fourth year (poor bastard) and dispensed with a monologue, blaming the Writer's Guild of America strike. The awards' voting system was altered this year. Instead of a poll of 20,000 music writers as in previous years, fans could vote in an online poll on ABC's website. Ratings for the show have been down in recent years, and several artists couldn't be bothered to show up to collect their awards last year. Dude, it's the American Music Awards and I just got some really good coke. Do the math. I think there was a tribute to Pat Benatar last year functioning as the highlight of that mess. At least I taped an acceptance speech and said I was in Australia.

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49 more photos (featuring Beyonce, Jordin Sparks, Kellie Pickler, Fergie, Chris Brown, Adam Levine, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Matt Dallas, Akon, James Blunt, Vanessa Hudgens, Phoebe Price, Nick Rhodes, Avril Lavigne, Christina Applegate, Kid Rock, Miley Cyrus, Ashanti, Queen Latifah, Ashley Tinsdale, Sean Kingston, Omarosa, Nicole Scherzinger, Ryan Seacrest, Josh Grobin, Ne-Yo, Mary J. Blige, Natasha Bedingfield, Lil' Mama, Justin Chambers, Natasha Bedingfield, Simon Le Bon, Lenny Kravitz, Amanda Bynes) from the American Music Awards red carpet are after the jump.