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When will Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag leave? When? Are you sure you want your friends to know about that, honey? At least find Lauren Conrad. Here's a weird mish-mash of celebs at the opening of the new Koi eatery in Las Vegas. Let's see, Pam Anderson shoved her old sci-fi breasts into some sort of slut jumper and came over. The members of the current "Saturday Night Live" cast that we can't remember names for showed up. Chris Kattan looks fatigued. Is that Cisco Adler in that tasteful anti-drug PSA t-shirt? Very refined. You know he's tried to.

Photos: Flynet Onilne/WENN

Tons more photos (Avril Lavigne, Pamela Anderson, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Jon Cryer, Petra Nemcova, Criss Angel, Simon Rex, Rick Fox, Krysten Ritter, Chris Parnell, Seth Meyer, Travis Schuldt, Phoebe Price, Vince Neil, Rex Lee, Ian Zeiring, Dax Shepard, David Spade, Chris Kattan) from the Koi opening in Las Vegas are after the jump.

Confirming the mantra Celine Dion has been repeating in her own mind since she was a child, she received the Legend Award at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo last night. She joins Elton John, Diana Ross, Luciano Pavarotti, and Ray Charles in this honor. Look at how she holds that trophy. She's very "Merde, it's about time!" about the whole thing.

The award, presented at a gala in Monte Carlo Sunday night, honours "a top recording artist in recognition of their global success and outstanding contribution to the music industry."

Dion's latest album, Taking Chances, is due to be released Nov. 13.

Zoot alors! Celine is cest magnifique! Yeah, I don't know French. Here's more pics from the awards. I'm on total Nip/Tuck watch lately, and I have this sinking feeling that there's a sad reason Julian McMahon is wearing a lot of hats lately. And it's not because it's fashionable. Did that hairplug thing they did on the show HAVE to be done in real life? DO NOT implant hair in your head. It's creepy. Especially if it's someone else's. Ugh. Dead guy's hair. Just say eff it and shave it. Bruce Willis works it. And he saved the Nakatomi Building from terrorists.

Tons more photos (Rihanna, Ciara, Patti LaBelle, Akon, Shaggy, Victoria Silvstedt, Ciara, Julian McMahon, Patti LaBelle, Prince Albert, Celine Dion, Rene Angelil, Mika, Akon, Mana, Avril Lavigne) from the World Music Awards after the jump.

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I think it's the bow. Here's some pics from the MTV Europe Video Music Awards that took place in Munich, Germany yesterday. Avril Lavigne won big. She picked up two awards for Most Addictive Track for "Girlfriend" (a song she reportedly ripped off), and Solo Artist of the Year. Those Europeans better wake up and smell the stank punk poseur. Amy Winehouse performed and accepted an award and was her usual crackish, barely functioning self.

Britain's Amy Winehouse collected the Artists' Choice award but her live performance of "Back to Black" at the packed OlympiaHalle in Germany will have done little to allay concerns after drug-related problems.

She accepted her award with a brief "Thanks" before walking off stage. Minutes later she stumbled through her song with a thin, wailing voice instead of the rich growl that has won her so many fans.

Winehouse appeared to have trouble remembering the words to her own song, her dancing was stilted and out of step and she was unsteady on her feet.

By contrast, Pete Doherty and his band Babyshambles reportedly were un-crackish and sounding tight. Jesus Christ, there goes 3/4 of my material. And what the hell is up with Nelly Furtado? Why does she look like Morgan Fairchild? Did Timbaland approve that?

Many more photos (Avril Lavigne, Pete Doherty, Nelly Furtado, Dave Grohl, Boris Becker, Kelly Rowland, Dave Gahan, Snoop Dogg, Mika, Good Charlotte, Michael Stipe, Wyclef Jean, Nicole Scherzinger, Shaggy) from the MTV Europe Music Awards after the jump.

"Flare" magazine shoved Avril Lavinge's punk (and I don't mean as in rock) ass on their cover to irritate us. Some of this chick's songs are kinda catchy (I'm cheesy) but her stank attitude overshadows her work. She gives our neighbors to the north a bad name. Canada should bar her from entering their beautiful land ever again. Here's part of her scintillating interview.

What's the one item you cannot leave home without? AL: My cell phone.

Figures.

What was the last book you read? AL: The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.

There's no way she read that book. I read that book and I kept falling asleep on the pages. My sleep drool reduced them to mush. She's a filthy liar.

Who is your favourite designer? AL: I don't have a favourite designer.

I've seen you, you need to get one.

If you could attempt any career other than your own, what would it be? AL: I would be a police woman or a nutritionist.

Of course you would. But you would actually be a Target cashier or one of those girls who works at Build-A-Bear. The one who is sick to death of asking the little kids to kiss the bear and give it a heart and would eventually snap on one and get fired and would leave flashing both middle fingers and tossing her stringy hair around. Because I'm punk, man! You can't cage me with your fascist teddy bears!

What is in your CD player right now? AL: Alanis Morrisette.

Alanis just simultaneously vomited and soiled herself and will now be restricting herself to composing on the pan flute in hopes that Avril will never namedrop her again.

What's your biggest fashion pet peeve? AL: High heels and short skirts- together.

Jealous bitch!

Would you describe yourself as high or low maintenance? AL: Low maintenance.

HA HA HA HA HA. Those dumb-ass pink streaks just don't appear in your mop by themselves, Rainbow Brite! She probably likes sunflowers. All high maintenance bitches like sunflowers.

How do you stay in shape? AL: I like to jog.

Off the CN Tower hopefully.

Do you have any pets? AL: My mom has a dog, but he's mine too!

Your mother despises you and she had the dog put down months ago. You don't know because you never visit her, Selfish. What kind of daughter are you?

When you have spare time, what's your favourite way to spend it? AL: I enjoy spending time with my friends.

Coke, crystal, dp's. Trying to get my husband to stop crying because I outsell his pug-faced ass.

What is your favourite travel destination? AL: Italy.

How come she's been there and I haven't? What kind of world is this?

Where have you not been that you would love to go? AL: Egypt.

Yes, please go there and hopefully get caught in some kind of political infighting. No Avril, you don't need to duck. They're not shooting at you baby, walk right out there!

Who do you most admire? AL: In the music industry, I admire how long Madonna has been around for.

She's after Madonna. Watch out, Madge. A shrimpy Canadian crib midget is on your jock.

How would you like to be remembered? AL: As a respected singer/songwriter and someone who is strong-willed and strong-minded.

Well you're gonna be remembered as a short bitchwad. But thanks for the chorus to "Sk8er Boy". That was hot. Not like you wrote it, though!

The self-professed mother-effing princess is back with another cheese-tastic video.

You know Avril Lavigne's song "Girlfriend"? It's a terror to your ears. Well, it ain't hers. She's being sued for stealing it from some 1970's group called The Rubinoos. Hot name. That trumps my three favorite potential band names - Horshack Test, Drug Money, and The Diary of Diane Frank. Hot, huh? How come no one ever wanted to start a band with me with hot band names like those?

A pair of U.S. songwriters allege her contagious single sounds suspiciously like a song called "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend," released by the Rubinoos in 1979.

Lavigne's manager, Terry McBride, scoffed at the charges, calling the suit "baseless" and little more than a "case of legal blackmail."

Mr. McBride should keep in mind that she's becoming known for stealing. This Chantal lady didn't stoop to sue her ass, but these guys from the 70's are working the night shift at Wal-Mart and need the paper. Never underestimate what the night shift at Wal-Mart can do to your soul.

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Fake punk chick Avril Lavigne tends to piss off the people she collaborates with and then never works with them again. Apparently, she tends to leave with a song or two and not issue the appropriate credits. Kinda of like when she f*cked me over and stole "Sk8er Boi". Canadian songstress Chantal Kreviazuk tells "Performing Songwriter" in an interview that the surly little tyke absconded with her song.

Performing Songwriter: We just did a story with Avril Lavigne, whom you wrote with...

Chantal: I find it funny that it's in Performing Songwriter. I mean, Avril, songwriter? Avril doesn't really sit and write songs by herself or anything. Avril will also cross the ethical line, and no one says anything. That's why I'll never work with her again. I sent her a song two years ago called "Contagious," and I just saw the track listing to this album (The Best Damn Thing) and there's a song called "Contagious" on it--and my name's not on it. What do you do with that?

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More on the story after the jump.

Avril Lavigne wants to act. As soon as someone punches her in the face for spitting on people, I'll allow it. She says:

"And I want to do other things also, outside of music -- have some fun with acting and do a couple of movies. I have one scene in (a coming movie called The Flock, starring Richard Gere), and I've done a couple of small things, but now I'm looking to do a big part."

The video for "Sk8er Boy" is one of my favorite films of the last decade. So maybe she has the chops. I love when there's a riot in the city and Avril is singing on top of the car about how she's with the sk8er boy now and they're writing songs together. I'm not sure if that can translate to a film career or not. But it did translate to my heart. *weeps joyfully*

Tiny yet angry pop princess, Avril Lavigne, has yet another bone to pick with Britney Spears. She claims that Spears is in large part, responsible for all the media attention surrounding her and has no one to blame but herself for the frenzy it causes.

"She has paparazzi at her house every day," Lavigne told the Australian newspaper Townsville Bulletin. "Then she does things that are crazy, so everyone talks about it."

So, then here I am thinking, "Hey, I kind of agree with Avril Lavigne on this one." And then she goes ahead and disses Mandy Moore just a smidge, in a discussion about the possibility of launching her acting career.

"I can't do a Mandy Moore kind of movie, a chick flick," Lavigne said. "I have to do like a 'Girl Interrupted.' I have to take my time and make the right choices."

Whether or not Mandy's making "good" movies or not, she's still my girl, just cause she pretty much never says anything that annoys me and she actually eats. So, chill out there, Avril. Also, I have a feeling that watching Avril fake being mentally deranged for about an hour and twenty minutes on screen would be enough to make me lose my lunch, so hopefully there's no financing available for "Girl Interrupted II: Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo."

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Photos of Avril Lavigne singing her little heart out at Virgin Records in Los Angeles are after the jump.

The rest of us will probably loathe it. Here's what Avril has to say about her latest album:

The material is mostly fun and frivolous, a fact the singer readily admits. "My last record had songs that were, like, so literal," she told USA Today, referring to 2004's Under My Skin. "This record isn't a serious diary. It's not even really about anything I'm going through right now."

What she's going through these days is married life with Sum 41's Deryck Whibley, her new husband, with whom she shares a newly purchased $9.5-million L.A. mansion. Are there tunes about her man? "I have a couple of, whatever -- love songs, or whatever you want to call them," Lavigne said. Yes, Avril, the resolute Keep Holding On is what we call a love song.

Married and still singing about looking for catfights down at the mall. At least she knows who her audience is, I'll give her that much.

(Splash)