All Avril Lavigne Posts

• Apparently Fran Drescher would like to become a Senator or Congresswoman for the state of New York. Good luck Fran. [CityRag]
• What ever happened to Stephen Dorff? [Hollywood Rag]
• Seven year old Braxton Bilbrey. became the youngest to swim from Alcatraz Island to San Fran yesterday. Kudos Braxton. [The Wade Blogs]
• It's a Heidi Klum picture moment! [Hollywood Tuna]
• Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson share one of the cutest kisses in San Diego. [popsugar]
• Kirsten Dunst hits Cannes in a bikini. [Egotastic]
• Some more views of Avril Lavigne at Cannes. [IDLYITW]
• A shirtless Gavin Henson. [Just Jared]

• Apparently, Richard Attenborough isn't Mischa Barton's type. [Mollywood]
• Avril Lavigne gets all glammed up for Cannes. [Egotastic]
• Actor Owen Wilson shows off his legs. [Just Jared]
• Madonna kicks off her tour in LA. [Queerty and Made In Brazil and Towleroad]
• It's a Gina Lee Nolin picture moment. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Kiefer Sutherland is sure fun when he's drunk. [CityRag]
• Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne chats up Prince Charles. [popsugar]
• Who would have thought that Heather Locklear would still like to crank up the Bon Jovi tunes. [IDLYITW]
• If you're a Dixie Chicks fan, that you must check out the preview of their new CD. [popbytes]
• The Rock and Sarah Michelle Gellar hit Cannes. [Hollywood Rag]

• David Blaine has come up with a new stunt that is due to air on ABC on May 8th; David will attempt to hold his breath for nine minutes - hoping to set a brand new world record! [popbytes]
• Say hello to Lindsay Lohan's nemesis, Alina Puscau. [Egotastic]
• Madonna played five songs during her set at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. [Popsugar]
• Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton was not looking too happy during her stroll through Soho. [Hollywood Rag]
• Petra Nemcova gets her groove on. [Yeeeah!]
• Someone's had a nip and tuck. Check out Jossip's new look, and you can leave comments! [Jossip]
• What's the final word on the Ashlee Simpson nose job debate? [CityRag]
• Chloe Sevigny poses in Interview magazine. [Just Jared]
• Will things ever get better for Clay Aiken? He's been dropped from the Christain Pure Fashion show in which Aiken was scheduled to appear to perform one song at the event promoting the values of modesty, chastity and Christian purity to young women. Also, his forthcoming album will now be a cover album of love songs, and not original material. [Faded Youth]
• Why is Deryck Whibley having sex with Avril Lavigne? [IDLYITW]
• Stacy Keibler goes girly. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Catch Diane Sawyer's exclusive interview with Tom Cruise on ABC News' Primetime tonight @ 9PM ET/PT. [JustJared]
• BlogNYC has an exclusive photo of Molly the Cat. She's an 11-month-old cat that's been trapped behind a wall between two 19th century buildings in the West Village for 13 days now. [BlogNYC]
• We always thought that Mick Jagger had a big mouth. [CityRag]
• How about a few photo of Avril Lavigne from the “Volvo For Life Awards.’ You would think they are from some lesbian prison HBO show from what she’s wearing. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Paris Hilton airs out her well-frequented "tenderloin district." [The Corsair]
• Alicia Keys is set to join The Nanny Diaries. [popsugar]
• LL Cool J has made a deal with publisher Rodale Books to release his fitness book entitled "LL Cool J's Platinum Body." [Hollywood Tuna]
• Mandy Moore visits Late Night. [Egotastic]
• Joe Simpson is trying to be the "young, cool, hip dad." [IDLYITW]

Celebrities are so funny when they realize that they are being photographed by the paparazzi. They either pull a Sienna Miller, or a drunk Sienna Miller and embrace the photographic moment. I love the fact that Avril has turned into such a girl.

• The buzz is that Patricia Heaton will be stepping into Meredith Vieria's shoes on The View. The talker may also get rid of Elizabeth Hassleback and bring on Fuse TV veejay, Marianela Pereyra, to bulk up Latino viewership. Why not just get rid of Star? [Page Six]
• If you must, check out the rearview of Britney-giving-birth sculpture. [Gawker]
• Eminem's estranged wife Kimberly Mathers, dialed into a radio talk show to share her side of the break up story. Kim said that trouble between the two had started even before the wedding. "I thought it was going to be in our best interest to delay the wedding," she said. "But he really pushed it and I thought it was really going to be something that worked this time." As always, one should marry if you're having troubles prior to you wedding. It's a fool proof plan. [People]
• Does Avril Lavigne have secret wedding plans? It looks like she's planning a summer wedding with Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley. Our baby is all grown up. [TMZ]
• Designer Stella McCartney has offered the daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love an internship at her New York store. I can totally see Francis Bean Cobain as a fashion designer. [Jossip]
• Madonna likes nice things - especially when she's on tour. Her family needs an entire floor of a hotel, she brings a team of skin specialists with her, she travels by private jet, and demands 40 free tickets for rabbis and fellow kabbala-following pals at each venue, with 50 more for celebrity pals at every venue. Why the fuck not? She's Madonna. [Rush & Molloy]
• Salma Hayek says, "I don't live in Hollywood-land. I prefer cooking dinner or playing board games. I have a farm and I love it there." [contactmusic]
• While all of the evening news focus is on Katie Couric's new job, let us not forget about Bob Woodruff. He's finally home from the hospital, but still has "a long road ahead." [Daily Dish]

• Sienna Miller hides under a friends coat to avoid the paparazzi. Why bother. [Just Jared]
• A squirrel buries it's nuts in Jordan's cleavage. [goldenfiddle]
• The children react to Lindsay Lohan's asstastrophe. [CityRag]
• Kevin Federline was given $20,000 to make an appearance at an Atlanta club on March 25. The Vision Nightclub hired Kevin to sit in the club’s “VIP circle” for three hours. [The Bosh]
• Actor Jerry O’Connell scored when he married Rebecca Romijn. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Scarlett Johansson has signed on to play Napoleon's 14 year old lover, Betsy Balcombe, in the upcoming film, Napoleon and Betsy. [IDLYITW]
• Meet Jorge Ramos, the Spanish version of Anderson Cooper. [Pop Culture Junkies]
• Like Sienna Miller, Avril Lavigne isn't particularly happy about having to deal with the paparazzi. [Egotastic]
• Kalan Porter is the male Nicole Richie. [Dlisted]
• Josh Hartnett has hinted that he and Scarlett Johansson have tantric sex. He has been trying to master the mystical practice - which involves meditating while having intercourse to achieve a mind-blowing orgasm. Now try learning how to wash your hair. [Hollywood Rag]

It's funny because it's sad.

(Images via CelebWorld)

• Ah, we knew it. Neil Patrick Harris is a big stylish homo. [Gawker]
• Selma Hayek and Lindsay Lohan get hot and heavy. [CityRag]
• Singer Christina Aguilera is not about to change her sexy image. [IDLYITW]
• Avril Lavigne goes sexy for YouthAids-Aldo.org. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Is Sienna Miller headed for a meltdown? It's about time. [Egotastic]
• Say hello to your American Idol top 12. [Dlisted]
• Paris Hilton needs some help from Roto-Rooter. [Hollywood Rag]
• Cute little mini Hip-Hop stars. [Just Jared]

• Singer Avril Lavigne is a Ford model. She really has embraced the girly girl thing. [Egotastic]
• Jimmy Fallon has left CAA the powerful management company over the failure of his post-SNL career. [Page Six]
• Sex and the City star Kristen Davis has swallowed the bitter pill. Davis fumes, "We were on the cover of Time because there was a cultural moment. Desperate Housewives is a whole different thing. "Where is the show for the single women who aren't married, and trying to figure out what to do?" [contactmusic]
• Gossip columnist Cindy Adams keeps making the mistakes, and Jossip keeps reporting them. [Jossip]
• Jessica Simpson thinks everyone's out to get her. Poor thing. She may also be preggers. [Sccop]
• Let's make this clear, Joan Collins would never drink on set. [Gatecrasher]
• Mariah Carey took some statues home at the Soul Train Awards. [Hollywood Rag]
• If you learn one thing from Bam Margera, never try boarding a flight with brass knuckles in your luggage. [Page Six]
• Macaulay Culkin is finding it hard to maintain a career as an adult actor. Let's throw him a bone, okay? [Daily Dish]