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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hosted a fund raiser for Barack Obama here in Boston at Rumor last night. I don't know where my invite went. Maybe it's under the carpet or something. I don't have a dog that would have eaten it or anything. My friggin' neighbors probably took it! Maybe it's under my lamp from IKEA.

Are any stars getting behind Hilary? She's sorta starless. People are afraid of Oprah, that's why.

Ben called Obama a "genuine, real force" and joked that he wouldn 't be doing any sexy YouTube videos like the one he did with Jimmy Kimmel. Which I have a problem with because no queen I know would wear a blue vinyl top out in public. Even the fetishy gay in Kansas who have no clue would be like "uh, yeah, no." Straight guys have no idea about gay gays.

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Jimmy Kimmel has struck back at girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and Matt Damon, who made a video about their secret love affair. The ABC talk show host made a video in answer to Sarah's song in which he claims to have been engaging in trysts of his own with another "Good Will Hunting" star. Acting out one of my most classic of sexual fantasies, Brad Pitt arrives as the Fed-Ex delivery man, bearing a cake that congratulates Jimmy on his Oscar-Award-winning conquest.

It's a beautiful song, with a very important message that aired on Jimmy's post-Oscar show on ABC. I suggest you watch it immediately. OK, maybe not at work.

I love these moments--when unsuspecting celebrities are really just minding their own business, trying to go about their day when they realize that they're being photographed and you can just see the vulnerable look in their eyes. It's as if they can feel the laser scope radiating onto their foreheads just before the trigger is pulled.

Ben Affleck is captured in the wild here at Starbucks, enjoying what looks like an iced coffee. He appears to be multi-tasking, feeding his brain some caffeine, while on the phone at the same time. According to wife, Jennifer Garner, Ben's such a brainiac, she has to stay on top of her game just to keep up. The actress recently said, "Ben really is such a sharp, intelligent guy. Sometimes I think, 'Oh gosh, I'd better read the paper so I can talk to my husband!'" Thank God my boyfriend likes me for my looks and all the sexual favors I keep throwing his way. The last thing I need is for the man to start expecting me to maintain an educated conversation.

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More photos of Ben Affleck getting a drink at Starbucks are after the jump.

Hey, Golden Globes, sorry your party sucked. Luckily, though, the National Board of Review Awards pulled through with a kegger next door, attracting all kinds of A-listers eager to put on their best dark suits and dresses and take a stroll down the red carpet. Since the winners had already been announced before the ceremony, there was no guesswork and the whole "I'm clapping with this forced smile on my face because I'm so happy for you that you won and not me and there's probably a camera filming me isn't there" moment between nominees was avoided completely. And here's George Clooney looking pensive, but knowing he's safe because an awards show is the last place that Fabio would think to look for him.

Husband and wife, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were both present for their respective projects. Ben was presented with a directing award by his brother, Casey, who starred in Ben's film, "Gone Baby Gone." Jennifer, looking like the older sister of her co-star in "Juno," Ellen Page, gladly handed over the breakthrough-performance award to the 20-year-old Page.

This is just a sentence dedicated to how smashing I think Kate Winslet looks. That is all.

"No Country for Old Men" stars Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin were also on hand, taking the formal, grizzled look to a whole new level and seriously, can y'all believe that Catherine Zeta Jones and that old dude are still going at it?

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39 more photos from the National Board of Review Awards Gala featuring George Clooney, Sarah Larson, Tim Burton, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Kate Winslet, Ellen Page, Emile Hirsch, Juile Christie, Lauren Bacall, Jessica Lange, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas, Julian Schanabel, Glenn Close, Tilda Swinton, Phil Donahue, Jesse Martin and Emily Mortimer are after the jump.

Damn, Ben looks like a thug! It's kinda hot! Here's Ben and his lovely wife Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet on the streets of New York. Ben's walking around NYC while Jenn gives Violet a ride on a trike and enjoys what is surely some type of non-carb bagel. Seeing as we're depicting Jennifer Garner, I can command you to go see "Juno". It's a howl, and smart and funny and Ellen Page is the hottest Canadian actor since Michael J. Fox. Ok, that's a weird comparison but you need to go see this movie. Jenny Garner's good, too. It's one of those few flicks wherein there's no problems and it's all good except for the douchebag texting behind you the entire flick.

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More of photos of Ben on the streets of New York City after the jump.

What is happening here? Is this an autograph-seeking couple or are they having a fight and asked Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to settle things? They're probably asking for glass pipe money. The one on the right looks a little shifty. Here's Ben Affleck and family rolling on the Upper West Side. Don't they look very New York? And could little Violet look ANY cuter in her winter coat, owning the world? She's like "Mom, I'm just gonna window shop. You and Daddy talk amongst yourselves. Sucka." Ben has really flipped the script and slowed his roll as failed movie star. You start choosing roles wisely and make a kickass directing debut. That's how you do it. He should phone up Nicole Kidman and impart some advice her way.

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More photos of Ben Affleck and his fan after the jump.

Rachel Bilson's a petite little thing! And Ben Affleck's very very tall and doesn't want to be photographed with her. They teamed up and helped Santa out at a holiday celebration for Cartier in NYC. Wait, I'm in NYC! I want some jewelry! Where was the invite for "A Socialite's Life"? Huh? HUH? The event took place at the Cartier mansion! They have their own mansion? Really? Imagine those fixtures.

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More photos of Rachel Bilson and Ben Affleck talk to Santa at a Cartier holiday celebration to benefit The Art of Elysium at the Cartier Mansion after the jump.

Get it, Jenn! Glamour magazine has named Jennifer Garner "Woman of the Year". She's so sweet. And pretty. And nice. We need more celebrities like her. After writing about Star Jones' tightfisted behavior, writing about Jenn is a palate cleanser.

The "Juno" actress graces the cover of the US publication in an exquisite floor-sweeping backless turquoise gown for the November issue honouring fantastic females.

The former "Alias" star will be honoured at a glitzy event at New York's Lincoln Centre on November 5.

Nobel-prize winning novelist Toni Morrison and golfer Lorena Ochoa are among 12 other women who will also be celebrated at the glamorous event.

Abigail Breslin, 11, is going to be named the first-ever "Girl of the Year". I can't believe that little tramp beat me out! What's she done that's so nifty. Let's get to these pictures. Ben Affleck looks a little gaunt. He better eat a steak&cheese. And we'd all like to thank Jennifer Connelly for pulling herself together and wearing something halfway decent. That chick keeps looking like she dropped acid before every event lately.

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More photos from Glamour's red carpet (Portia de Rossi, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Eric Dane, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Garner, Claire Danes, Brooke Shields, James Pickens, Taye Diggs, Abigail Breslin) after the jump.

Ben Affleck is very proud of his wife, Jennifer Garner, after her Broadway debut last night in Cyrano de Bergerac. When asked about what he thought of his wife's performance on stage, he responded resoundingly. From People:

"It was terrific, and I had a lot of fun."

"I'm really impressed by her courage and her talent."

Of course, Garner's hubby is going to be supportive of his wife--these two seem to have a really happy, healthy relationship--but New York Times critic, Ben Brantley, also found himself enchanted by Jennifer. According to Brantley:

"Ms. Garner, I am pleased to report, makes Roxane a girl worth pining over."

Well, good for her--it's nice to have nice things to say about happily married celebrity couples. Mostly because it's so rare. Here's to well-adjusted stars! I'm glad they're out there, but we don't want too, too many of them running around--otherwise, I'd be a very bored woman.

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More photos (Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Frank Gifford, Kathie Lee Gifford, Maxwell) from the Opening Night Performance of 'Cryano de Bergerac' at the Richard Rodgers Theatre are after the jump.