All Bikini Clad Celebrites Posts

Britney Spears, along with her sons, sister Jamie Lynne Spears and her daughter Maddie Briann, mother Lynne Spears and father Jamie Spears spent about an hour by the pool in Miami today. Britney went for the purple bikini, while Jamie Lynne opted for a muted pink and white bikini.

Britney is set to perform at Amway Arena in Orlando Tuesday night and Miami's AA Arena on Wednesday, August 2.

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Kanye West's pinup girlfriend, Amber Rose, has a hell of a body on her and isn't afraid to use it. Additionally, the Ford model has added a pair of ice blue contacts to her eclectic look, which also includes a shaved head of golden blond hair.

The 26-year-old wore her contacts--and at times little else--for her gig hosting a party at The Venetian Hotel and Casino's Tao Beach. On the red carpet, the buzz-cut beauty explains that when she first met Kanye on the set of his music video for "Robocop," the two kept it strictly "professional."

"It just so happened that he started liking me and I started liking him," Rose explains to press. "It's not a publicity stunt--it's just human beings, man." Human beings built like brick houses. Dayum.

Gallery Info: Amber Rose at the hosts TAO Beach at The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino.

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Enjoying what seems to be the celebrity hot spot this summer, former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell hit the beaches of Saint Tropez. She splashed around in the ocean before taking a stroll on the beach where she seemed quite amused by the sights to be seen compliments of the clothing optional standards.

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I'm now fully convinced that Spencer Pratt does some major drugs. This was the exchange that Spencer had with MTV's The After Show Host Jessi Cruickshank regarding his wife, the plastic and talentless Heidi Montag:

"Heidi is the new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson." (What happened to Britney Spears?)

When host Jessi Cruickshank points out Jackson is dead, Spencer gestures to Heidi and says, "Yeah, but here it is, it's living, like the holy spirit.

"Like, Michael Jackson's in heaven," he continues. "The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson's divine spirit."

"So Heidi is the new Michael Jackson?" Cruickshank questions.

"Oh, way bigger," Spencer asserts.

Uh. You are a dolt.

The hijinks didn't end there. Check out the video after the jump of Heidi giving Spencer a lap dance as poor Jessi is left gagging at the spectacle. Bless her heart.

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get down to some serious relaxing following her stunning live singing debut at the Miss Universe pageant

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I so wanted this performance to be just plain awful and humiliating. Which unfortunately it wasn't. It turned out pretty much like the rehearsal photos showed, except for the fact that the dancers didn't look as disgusted with her. 

Before the pageant Heidi Montag decided to pose with Spencer Pratt for these photos, apparently wanting to get the humiliation part over before her live performance. I have to admire the fact they the couple is able to get that damn issue of Playboy in every shot. They must have purchased tons of those, because Spencer seems to have a clean one with him wherever the couple goes.

Now my only unfulfilled dream is to hear Heidi Montag sing live. I probably won't ever get to realize that one though.

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt enjoying themselves at the beach on Paradise Island in the Bahamas

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Last time I remember hearing anything about Amber Rose, it was that she was getting friendly with Chris Brown at Diddy's white party. Whether or not she and Kanye West are officially together, it's clear these two are on amicable terms.

Amber being so comfortable with public nudity might have a little something to do with why these two keep ending up back together ever after they reportedly split up.

The former stripper has no problem alternately taking off the top and bottom of her bikini while out on vacation in Miami Beach. Meanwhile, Kanye's content to enjoy the Florida sunshine fully-clothed.

Gallery Info: NSFW photos of Kanye West and his topless girlfriend Amber Rose sunbathe on Miami Beach.

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What else would she be wearing? The bikini has become Britney Spears' uniform. Britney took to the Late Show with David Letterman stage and proceeded to make fun of herself. Here was the top 10:

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

Um, I guess we just did her number one for her.

Gallery Info: Britney Spears appears on Late Night with David Letterman

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Britney Spears was back at the pool at the Ritz-Carlton pool in Marina Del Rey yesterday, this time wearing a purple bikini with white specs. Poor Sean Federline was looking mighty tired today, while Jayden Federline looked a little more alert.

What colored bikini do you think Britney will wear today?

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Another day, another bikini for Britney Spears.

Britney Spears spent the day today laying out poolside at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey with her two sons Preston and Jayden. Both boys showed off new buzz cuts for summer and played with sail boats in the water. I have to admit her two boys really are cute. Such fun and playful personalities. I see showbiz in their futures.

Note to Britney. Water and hair extensions don't mix too well. They're looking quite sketchy.

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