I'm now fully convinced that Spencer Pratt does some major drugs. This was the exchange that Spencer had with MTV's The After Show Host Jessi Cruickshank regarding his wife, the plastic and talentless Heidi Montag:
"Heidi is the new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson." (What happened to Britney Spears?)
When host Jessi Cruickshank points out Jackson is dead, Spencer gestures to Heidi and says, "Yeah, but here it is, it's living, like the holy spirit.
"Like, Michael Jackson's in heaven," he continues. "The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson's divine spirit."
"So Heidi is the new Michael Jackson?" Cruickshank questions.
"Oh, way bigger," Spencer asserts.
Uh. You are a dolt.
The hijinks didn't end there. Check out the video after the jump of Heidi giving Spencer a lap dance as poor Jessi is left gagging at the spectacle. Bless her heart.
Gallery Info: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get down to some serious relaxing following her stunning live singing debut at the Miss Universe pageant
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