Amy Winehouse finally threw in the crusty bikini top and hopped on a plane back to London to con her way back into Blake Fielder-Civil's good graces.

Unfortunately, Blake's single, ready to jingle, and no longer sees Amy's hive and snaggle teeth in rose-colored lenses. In fact, he may skip town to avoid her altogether.

Anyway, Amy's back to her old tricks. She acted like a true Charm School graduate when she started a "plane fight."

Amy, looking elegant and ravishing as always, accused some poor guy of "giving her the eye." She then starting attacking him and had to be "pulled off" the passenger after she "lost it."

Yikes. Terrorism on a plane indeed.

"Amy went wild. She thought this guy was giving her strange looks and just lost it. She was nervous about coming back and seeing Blake so it didn't take much to push her over the edge."

Good to see that 71-day vacation ironed out all the kinks. Welcome back, Ames.

Gallery Info: Amy Winehouse returns to London after her extended vacation.

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-If you've ever stepped in a pile of doggie poo and thought to yourself, "Dammit, who the hell didn't clean up after their pet?" You would absolutely not be talking about Charlize Theron. Taking a walk on the beach in Malibu, Theron dutifully scooped up after her doggies after their little jaunt. And just look how she carries that baggie in her hand like it's a thousand-dollar Dior clutch. Now THAT is what a professional model looks like.

-Now, Evangeline Lilly is going out of her way to make sure that no Lost fans think she's leaving the show. The star told E!, "I am very happy on Lost and have no reason to look anywhere else for a home."

-Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse have been leading very separate lives for some time now and he's looking to make sure their relationship stays that way. Fielder-Civil is reportedly pushing for a divorce from his 25-year-old songbird wife and is even planning to leave the U.K. "His mum Georgette plans to sell up and get Blake to another country. They don't want to squander all the hard work," a source told The Sun.

Gallery Info: Charlize Theron walks her dogs on the beach.

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Ah, man. The Winehouse just can't win. It's like she's constantly the star of her own country song -- bare-footed, broken-hearted, the bars won't serve her kind, but she smokes it all away with scraped resin tears. Or something like that.

Well, now we can add "just robbed" to the list. Even though she's still on her never-ending holiday in St. Lucia, Amy had plans to return to London this weekend to work on that imaginary third album (which is turning into her verison of Chinese Democracy).

Someone who doesn't like her much (Blaaaaaake's blokes?) broke into her flat and stole

£15,000 worth of loot. The bandits made away with a flat screen TV, digital recording equipment and five guitars. Five guitars!

"Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen."

Welcome back, Amy!

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Amy Winehouse leaving St. Lucia? Could this be the end of an era?

We thought for sure we'd grow old and gray to snapshots of Amy Winehouse in a variety of crusted bikini tops and contorted poses, earning her pot-bellied keep as the Caribbean village idiot.

We're sort of sad about this.

Supposedly, Amy wants to leave paradise to mend the cracks (ha. get it?) in her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil. Since he's begun divorce proceedings, she suddenly realizes how wrong all those hot, chiseled, aspiring actors were and wants her malnourished, gutter troll back. She plans on leaving the resort and visiting him in jail.

What a classy romance.

"She has applied to visit him in jail in Britain and if he accepts she will fly back. We will see what is his priority. Amy or her money," says a "friend."

Judging from her drunken sailor spending, we'll see just how much of this phantom money is left. Winehouse may be back on the market! Paging Pete Doherty!

View a gallery of Amy Winehouse's finer St. Lucia moments here!

Yoga makes people wild-eyed. Amy Winehouse is still playing her own version of Survivor on St. Lucia. The challenges consist of trying to get people on the beach to have sex with her, and seeing how many drinks she can steal off people's tables after the staff cut her off. They've tried to vote her ass off the island to no avail. In the midst of this, Winehouse says that she's not going to let husband Blake Fielder-Civil divorce her.

"I still love my Blake. I won't let him divorce me. He's still in jail but the moment he comes out I'll be there waiting for him," Winehouse says.

Fielder-Civil is currently in prison after screwing up a chance to spend the rest of his sentence in a rehab. He reportedly was looking to file for divorce after learning that Winehouse was carousing around with aspiring actor Josh Bowman while on St. Lucia.

"I love him because he's just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We're perfect for each other. I don't want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here," she says.

If that actually happens, there's going to be an airstrike on St. Lucia.

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Here's a look at the couples who just couldn't make the love last in 2008.

Crackheads (let's not mince words) Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil seemed like two junkies that had it all. But when Fielder-Civil decided not to inform his beloved that he would be spending the remainder of his 27 month prison sentence in a rehab facility, the crack rock split. A German model also allegedly had something to do with the end of their drug love. Winehouse reportedly refused to pay for his rehab, and began telling people that they were over. Fielder-Civil failed a drug test and was sent back to the pokey.

VD factory Paris Hilton and the less charming of the Madden brothers (and that's saying something) Benji ended their nine-month relationship last month because the general public public just couldn't take having to stomach the image of the two of them having sex anymore.

Brooding actor Ryan Gosling and his go-to girl Rachel McAdams ended it AGAIN this year. The Notebook stars got back together this summer for another try and were photographed having a kissy breakfast in Canada. Apparently they can't get their schedules to gel, or they realized that after the sex is over they really hate each other.

Boring piece of toast Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, and the young actress he transformed into his ex-wife Dita Von Teese, ended whatever the creepy Lolita/"I can't get over my ex-wife" thing they had going on. Supposedly, he was too controlling, but Wood said that wasn't the case.

Anne Hathaway had to jettison her boyfriend of four years, Rafaello Follieri, after she realized the Feds were on to his highly illegal investment scheme. She did it right before he got pinched because dumping a guy in an orange jumpsuit seems kind of cruel.

And the biggest split of all this year had to have been between Madonna and Guy Ritchie in October. The public at large saw it coming. They were married for close to eight years and you could see how much living with her was slowly draining the life out of him. The 76 million should serve to rejuvenate him, though.

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Considering the year Amy Winehouse had in 2007, it's hard to believe that she would be able to top herself in ridiculous behavior. However, the substance-abuse-problem-plagued singer simply continued her downward spiral through all of this year, punctuated with some particularly low points.

She first kicked off the year with a video of her smoking crack going public and well, it's just been getting progressively worse. Her health has been shaky with the 25-year-old a mere puff away from developing emphysema, not to mention the weirdness going on with her skin.

Multiple trips in and out of rehab and the hospital seem to have done little to curb Amy's appetite for misbehaving. Her husband Blake Fielder-Civil served his time behind bars, got out just long enough to announce that he and Amy were splitting (amidst rumors that he was seeing German model Sophie Schandorff on the side), before heading back into the clink.

Then there was the relationship Amy developed with fellow druggie musician Pete Doherty. Thank God, that appeared to be short-lived. But no relationship of Amy's has been more volatile than the one she has with her fans.

Multiple attacks on well-meaning albeit ill-advised passersby and/or fans at her shows have resulted in numerous arrests for Amy, and she might even be facing some time behind bars in the near future.

And sadly enough, that might be the best thing for her at the moment.

Blake Fielder-Civil was apparently offered £5,000 to kill one of Amy Winehouse's drug dealers.

The beehive has left the building. WE REPEAT, the beehive has left the building.

Singer Amy Winehouse checked out of the private clinic where she's currently being treated for a pit stop at the recording studio. Winehouse, whose estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil is returning back to jail after a short-lived return to freedom, is working on her new album.

Amy's brief reprieve from treatment ended pretty uneventfully. Granted, she looked pretty slovenly dressed and her eyes were glazed per usual.

But when she returned back to the hospital, at least she wasn't trying to bite anyone in the face. That's always encouraging.

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Amy Winehouse's fine and upstanding young husband Blake Fielder-Civil has reportedly failed a drug test in rehab and is being sent back to jail. Not exactly shocking news, but the interesting part is that he somehow made it out of his rehab facility and hightailed it to the hospital Winehouse is in to give her the good news. Security! We've got a runner!

"He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose -- everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn't have much to lose," a source said.

Winehouse has been in the hospital since having one of those terrible "reactions to medication" (i.e. drug-induced seizure), so her junkie husband busting out of his locked rehab to pay her a visit must have been sweeter than a balloon from the gift shop. Winehouse is reportedly consulting divorce lawyers about ending things with her hubby, who was supposed to serve the rest of a 27 month jail sentence in rehab. So much for that.

Fielder-Civil will now reportedly not see release until 2010. It's ok. they have really good drugs in prison. Here he is at an appeal hearing in London on Nov. 24

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Blake Fielder-Civil, and some with wife Amy Winehouse in the good ole' days before jail and impending death.