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Pamela Anderson is cozying up on the beach with a good book, Unmarketable: Brandalism, Copyfighting, Mocketing, and the Erosion of Integrity and I just took a peek at it on Amazon.com and I have to say that it looks like an interesting read. Yes, Pamela Anderson is actually influencing my summer reading book list and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I am ashamed, however, to point out that I did notice that from this angle, photographers appear to be able to see down her bikini-clad bootie and I couldn't help but noticing that it's a white swimsuit. Is this perhaps her wedding bikini? I hope it smells like mothballs and coconut oil.

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More photos of Pamela Anderson in a bikini are after the jump.

Whitney Houston is experiencing a couple of setbacks in her stirring comeback. Namely, that every man she's been with in the last ten years is writing about her sex life. The ladies haven't come forward, yet. But they are going to need money for crack rock sooner or later, so sit tight.

After Whitney split from Bobby Brown (Bobby Brown? IS THAT YOU?), she took up with young recording artist/porn entrepreneur Ray J. Friends say Ray J had himself photographed with Whitney at every possible opportunity. Slut.

Anyway, they ended things but Ray J appears to be embroiling himself in Whitney's business once more. He's recorded a "dis track" (god, I am really lame and white when I type that) to Bobby Brown's recent tell-all book about Whitney's drug use and bisexuality.

"Is that your wife, is that your shorty, well I'm her boyfriend . . . I think the problem is you don't beat it right . . . Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes," Ray J sings on the track entitled "Boyfriend." Wow, he's a real talent. He's going to go places. Wouldn't he have pulled her weave off during lovemaking? Those weave tracks must have been poppin'. Who am I kidding? He probably tugged once and she belted him in the face. Ms. Whitney is no one's punk.

Ray J's a total media whore. He also taped himself pissing on Kim Kardashian and ran to every venue he could to sell it. Love in this club! Can't knock his hustle.

(Splash)

And you. Will always. Love Whitneeeeeeeeeeeey! Whitney Houston's auntie, the nostril-flaring classic known as Dionne Warwick, is in her corner. She told the audience watching her perform at Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XIV event in Phoenix on Friday night that "Whitney Houston is back!"

"I'm thrilled that she's in the studio and working on her new album," Dionne, 67, said. "No doubt she's overcoming everything that has been put in front of her even this week."

For those of you not in the know, Whitney's ex-husband Bobby Brown ("Bobby Browwwwn? Is that you?") has written a book (*chortle*) in which he accuses Whitney of being a crack-smoking lezzie that led him down the path into hard drugs. I'm sure she shoved the coke up your nose against your will, Bob. Stop disgracing Massachusetts.

Whitney's mentor, record exec legend Clive Davis, says that Whitney is in the midst of recording and read about Bobby's book in the papers.

"I'm sure that this week has been traumatic but she's committed and looking forward to her new life," says Davis.

Whitney, just keep the crack pipe at bay, and find a nice ladyfriend to cuddle with and keep making music. We love you and support you.

Remember The Bodyguard? It was one of those movies that was a hit because of the theme song. The movie itself was a mess. She was dressed like an Egyptian in a club singing "Queen of the Night" and her sister was trying to kill her and there was flirtation over samurai swords? Lordy. It could have been so much hotter.

Or twelve

I wish I could see the expression that baby's face, as he's informed that there's one of him dwelling inside the crazy lady with the clown face. I have a feeling he's nervous she might want twins and is thinking about eating him whole.

Well, Tori's at Borders for a book signing. A woman who never met a pun on her name she didn't like, Tori is promoting her new book, sTori Telling by signing copies for her fans.

Someone noticeably absent from the signing was Tori's mom, Candy, with whom Tori pulls no punches in her book. Tori blames her mother's alleged relationship with a friend of the family ("uncle Mark") on hastening her father's death. She writes, "Her relationship with Mark was disturbing, and I thought it had taken a toll on my father when his health was in jeopardy."

Tsk. What a sad, sad sTori.

10 more photos of Tori Spelling signing copies of her new biography sTori Telling at Borders Bookstore after the jump.

Lindsay's many spending sprees, stays at fancy hotels like the Four Seasons here, as well as other "extra-curricular" activities have cost the actress a pretty penny. And she's looking to try and get herself back to in the black by penning her memoirs. Lindsay's rep has denied reports that the actress is so broke at the moment, she's had to borrow $10,000 from Steve-O, but her friends paint a different picture of her financial situation.

"She regrets all the cash she threw around the last couple years," reveals an inside source to OK! magazine. They say that the book could help her stabilize her finances. I can only imagine the conversation taking place between her and some other Four Seasons guests as they laugh gaily while waiting for the valet. "You like my Ramones t-shirt? Me too! Isn't Urban Outfitters the best?"

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving the Four Seasons hotel are after the jump.

I would read this one in a heartbeat. Word is that George Michael is planning on writing a tell-all book. Hot. I hope he tells about what it was like being gay in WHAM! And being gay in the restroom in a Los Angeles park! And gay in the bushes in a park in London! And gay behind the wheel, passed out high at an intersection! He's lived! And gone through a lot of weed and personal lubricant! And refuses to get an HIV test, which is kinda dumb but interesting. He has signed a "multimullionpound" deal with HarperCollins to write an "all-access" (fitting) autobiography "entirely himself". Good, I hate ghost writers. I don't even want it edited! George Michael has some rad songs, and probably has seen the inside of 75% of the public restrooms here and in the UK! He should call it :Glory Hole: The George Michael Story"! It's going on my Amazon list and buy "Freedom 90" off iTunes right this second. The book is reported to come out next fall.

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Candace Bushnell's former manager Clifford Streit is shopping around a book about the early days of "Sex and the City" that's supposedly chock full of tell-all. Candace's columns were the basis for the early "Sex and the City" episodes and Carrie Bradshaw is totally based on her. The book is called "Unbecoming Stanford" because Carrie's gay friend Stanford Blatch was based on him. Why anyone would want gossip from the early days of "Sex and the City", I don't know. Wasn't that like 1982? Streit's book proposal details a real-life affair between two of the actorss that would piss people off. Hmm. Carrie and Big for reals? Early days of "Sex and the City"? Did Cynthia Nixon really do it with Skippy before she came out? The book also talks about how Kim Cattrall was a "natural scene-stealer" which may have led to the initial tension between her and Sarah Jessica-Parker. Does this sound REALLY boring to anyone else? Here's pictures of Sarah Jessica looking creamy.

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More photos of Sarah Jessica Parker arriving at the special screening of 'Today's Man' at Tribeca Grand in New York City are after the jump.

Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica released a book called "Deceptively Delicious: Simple Secrets to Getting Your Kids Eating Good Food," in 2007 six months after Missy Chase Lapine's book "The Sneaky Chef: Simple Strategies for Hiding Healthy Foods in Kids' Favorite Meals" came out. Both books are about how to get your kid to eat their veggies by subterfuge or something. Someone should have worked that grift on me as a kid. Maybe I wouldn't have this Ring-Ding addiction. Lapine is now suing Jessica Seinfeld for plagarism and including Jerry in the suit for "slanderous attacks" against her. Jerry apparently went on David Letterman and dismissed Lapine as a wackjob who was accusing his wife of "vegetable plagarism". Ok, Seinfeld's annoying but that's funny. He also mentioned that Lapine had a three word name, and that "many of the three name people become assassins". HAH! Wow, take that Missy. Lapine is the former publisher of "Eating Well" magazine, and claims she researched her book for five years. Jessica Seinfeld probably put a marshmallow on a carrot one day and wrote about it.

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Tom Cruise may unleash a $100 million dollar lawsuit against author Andrew Morton whose new book insinuates that Suri Cruise's real father is....L Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm. Ewwww. This is some science-fiction soap opera shite! Morton's unauthorized biography of Tom Cruise refers to Suri Cruise as "Rosemary's Baby" and says that Katie Holmes was turkey basted with the Scientology founders seed to create the next Scientology superbaby or something.

The book is also full of other incredibly hot tidbits. Morton claims that Cruise is actually the second-highest member in the Scientology hierarchy, and that the Scientologists once installed a field of wildflowers for Tom and ex-wife Nicole Kidman to run through. Hay fever. Why Nicole didn't immediately run screaming is now evident. When you first enter into the church, they have you make an "audit" tape revealing your darkest secrets.

There's allegedly one Nicole made and it's supposed to be sexy talk. So she doesn't want that getting out. Paul Bloch of gay space queen's staff says "the author never interviewed anyone close to Tom Cruise. If they had, there would have been no book to be written." And Block went on to call the book "a vicious and false attack on a man, his religion and his family." It's kind of a howl to call Suri Rosemary's Baby, but when she reaches 18 and calls down the legion of Xenu star destroyers to kill all of us, we'll know where Morton was coming from.

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