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February 20, 2009

John Mayer's Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke he'd thought up about his future girlfriend's ex-husband. At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left--just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy motherfucker, I've got nothing for you.'"

Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesn't have to her ab workout routine for the day.

Gallery Info: John Mayer at Armani store opening in New York City.

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February 20, 2009

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Takes After Brad Pitt - Nibbly Things

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Ruins A See Through Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
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David Arquette's Black Eye [GabbyBabble]
Joy Behar Versus Ann Coulter: Fatality! [Jossip]

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February 20, 2009

Brangelina Roam The Country

Continuing her house-hunting duties in New York, Angelina Jolie was spotted leaving a studio in the city. Angie continues to work on the Jolie-Pitt family's transition to the big apple, while Brad Pitt was spotted leaving the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino to head to the MGM Grand Casino to pick up the kids.

This awards season, the Academy Award-nominated couple have been tramping up and down red carpets around the world at each other's side. But now, they're in divide and conquer mode at the moment, getting some shit done before their big day this weekend.

Angelina's looking pretty severe here, what with her sunglasses and black coat. I get the feeling that if she goes home empty-handed, Brad better not have won something lest she melt him with a single glance.

Gallery Info: Brad Pitt leaves the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino to the MGM Grand Casino while Angelina Jolie leaves a NY studio.

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February 19, 2009

Brangelina Hunt for Houses in the Big Apple

After a few years of partial expatriate living, the rumor might be true that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are ready to be American again.

On Tuesday Angelina was spotted checking out apartments in Manhattan, just a few weeks after signing a $60 million lease on a Long Island mansion. Because if there's one thing we know about the Jolie-Pitts, it's that they like to live in a few homes at one time.

But, according to Brad, the glam couple are ready to heed professional advice and stop uprooting their kids for two seconds. "I've been dragging my kids from continent to continent," he recently told Us Weekly. "It's time to "give them a break."

But is the move really about the kids, or just Angelina's career? Clearly given up on her promise to cut back on movies, the actress has to be in New York anyway to film her new thriller Salt. And with plans for more babies, Brangelina are bound to jet off somewhere new soon. What would a Brangelina baby be if it was born on American soil?

Gallery Info: Angelina Jolie is seen arriving for a camera test in downtown Manhattan.

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February 11, 2009

News Bites: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt On Your Lips

-Micro sculptor (who knew there was such at thing?) Willard Wigan teamed up with the Breast Cancer Campaign, creating tiny lipstick sculptures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to be auctioned on eBay with the proceeds going to charity. Place your bids to get to smear the beautiful Hollywood couple all over your lips, dolls.

-Usher's wife Tameka Raymond reportedly went into a coma after her liposuction went awry. The R&B star's wife went into cardiac and respiratory arrest after the procedure on Friday shortly after being anesthetized. She was then rushed to the intensive care unit and is currently listed as being in stable condition.

-Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged! Whaaa? Life & Style reports that Moore is sporting a ring after being involved with Adams on and off-again since last March. According to their source, "She is so excited about their engagement but admits it's been a whirlwind."

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February 8, 2009

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt On The BAFTA Red Carpet

Hollywood's royal couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, hit the red carpet for this year's BAFTA awards.

The A-list couple braved the freezing cold and wet weather to sign autographs for ecstatic fans outside the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden.

The pair brought a touch of old Hollywood glamour to the damp red carpet with Jolie wearing a strapless, floor-length black dress complete with a two yellow stripes. Color!

A dashing, tuxedo-clad Pitt joked about the dismal weather: 'It's a nice change for us... all that sun!'

Check back tomorrow for all of our BAFTA coverage!

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February 6, 2009

Brangelina See No Reason To Stop Churning Out Babies

One may venture to think that after six kids, two full-time globe-trotting, red carpet-walking parents may have had their fill. At least for the moment.

You know, give the kidlet army a year or so just to gel or chill, or whatever.

Not so people. Angelina Jolie is revving up that uterus for another invasion, hopefully by the time her freshly born twins turn one. Atta girl! Keep it fresh. We're sick and tired of Knox and Vivienne. It's a cut-throat Hollywood baby world. NEXT!

"Angie is doing everything she can to get pregnant," a source close to the family told the US version of OK! magazine via The Mirror. "She's taking prenatal vitamins, has dramatically cut down on her junk-food consumption and is seeing her obstetrician regularly whenever she's back in LA. Her goal is to be pregnant by the time Knox and Viv have their first birthday."

And if you were to think Brad Pitt would ever put down his foot (HA!) it would appear he has a major case of The Babies too.

He told the Mirror:

"We haven't found any reason to stop yet," he laughs. "It's chaos at times, but there's such joy in the house. We have the capability to give a child a home and, let me tell you, it's selfish too because the reward has been extraordinary...I've been dragging the family back and forth from continent to continent and I'm going to have to give them a break pretty soon."

Nice. Get back from work, race to a holiday, knock Angie up. Do it all again.

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February 2, 2009

Brangelina: Ghosts Of Red Carpets Past

Even though this year's Oscars will be the first time that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are both attending the event as a doubly-nominated couple, this ain't their first time at the rodeo. Both Angelina and Brad have attended the awards show before, both with others and each other, but they have yet to have the potential of walking out with two gold statues to their credit.

In 1999, Angie picked up her first and as of yet only Academy Award for her performance in Girl, Interrupted as Best Supporting Actress. Just four years prior, Brad Pitt was nominated for his turn in Twelve Monkeys for Best Supporting Actor.

For individuals who have only ever been nominated once before, these two are old pros at the red carpet.

Check out our gallery to see visions of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt from awards show red carpets of days gone by.

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January 30, 2009

Angelina Jolie Owns Japan Now

Angelina Jolie slipped into a body-hugging dress and took some time out of her demigoddess schedule to grace the Japanese press with a news conference in Tokyo. She's in Japan with Brad Pitt to promote their two most recent films (Changeling and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) and the country is ready to dump Akhihito and Michiko and make her the lone empress. Just like the US should!

"Oh it's wonderful, we've had a great time, we have our children with us and we've gone to Kitty Land and the park and, um, they're out there right now with their dad running around, so hopefully having a good time I'm sure," she said when asked how she was enjoying the country with her family. Is Kitty Land a strip joint?

She was also asked about how their lives are (because their every move isn't documented or anything) and how she felt about her and Brad's dual Oscar nominations.

"We've have had a wonderful year, mainly because we have two new healthy children in our home. We both work hard and we love to make film and if we're lucky that those are successful and if their not, we still love them just as much because we give them our time and our heart, um, but it is very, yeah, we're very grateful and it's fun especially to be nominated together, um (blushing), it will be a good date night," she said.

They should build her a palace atop Mt. Fuji. Wait, is it inert?

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January 29, 2009

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Stomp On Tokyo Like Godzilla

Last night was the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (aka Old Face Baby Movie) in Tokyo, Japan and the crowds outside the Roppongi Hill theater went berserk for the Beautiful Ones - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Jolie was lovely in a black dress to complement Brad's gray pinstripe suit. They looked like a hot gangster and his moll who runs an opium den. Knowing Angelina, she's probably done that in her lifetime.

Brad's ecstatic that the movie got a hot criticial reception and an Oscar nod. What did you guys think of it? Did you see it and if so is it worth checking out? Let us know in the comments section as you finish your Bloody Mary.

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John Mayer's Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Takes After Brad Pitt - Nibbly Things

Brangelina Roam The Country

Brangelina Hunt for Houses in the Big Apple

News Bites: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt On Your Lips

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt On The BAFTA Red Carpet

Brangelina See No Reason To Stop Churning Out Babies

Brangelina: Ghosts Of Red Carpets Past

Angelina Jolie Owns Japan Now

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Stomp On Tokyo Like Godzilla

Should Suri Cruise Be Off The Bottle?

PHOTO GALLERY: Beyonce & Katy Perry Steam Up

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