All Brandon Davis Posts

Despite receiving familial support from her parents, who were in the front row on the catwalk at Nicky Hilton's big showing at New York Fashion Week, her older sister, Paris, was conspicuously absent, choosing to attend the MTV Video Music Awards and chill with 50 Cent rather than go to her sister's show. Luckily for Nicky, Russell Simmons had her back (although I'm not exactly sure why) and was singing her praises before the show.

"She's been very dedicated for all these years," said Simmons before the show.

"I think for her it's a real passion. She's seriously invested her time."

Bijou Phillips also showed up in what look like her pj's, and I might be wrong, but if you look closely, I think you can actually see Kathy Hilton's under-spanx in one of the pix after the jump. Yeah, cause I looked. I know, I'm disgusting. But it is reassuring to see that at least someone in that family believes in undergarments. Jenna Jameson is there and the poor thing looks like she continues to shrink, while her mouth and teeth just keep on growing. Bless her heart. At least her hair looks good.

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Many more photos from Nicky Hilton's Fashion Week debut after the jump.

When Paris Hilton left Mr. Chow yesterday evening, she escorted Brandon Davis, the birthday boy of the night, out the door only to lose him immediately after the paparazzi found her. Seeming more interested in finding out where her car was located than finding her friend, Paris wandered through the flashing lightbulbs, asking, "Where's my car? Where's my Bentley?" Completely oblivious to everything else around her, by the time Brandon (whom I love referring to as "Greasy Bear") had found Paris' car, she tore off and I'm guessing one of the paps had to give the poor guy a ride home. Happy Birthday, Brandon. Sorry nobody seems to give a crap, except that I'm not sorry, cause you generally seem like a douche.

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More photos of Paris Hilton leaving Brandon Davis' birthday party at Koi are after the jump.

And it couldn't have happened to two more respectable, clean-cut guys. The oily Davis brothers are reportedly toe-up money-wise, and running around cashing checks in small amounts because the parentals have cut them off. I would, too. Those bitches need jobs! They need to get their fat asses behind a Starbucks' counter and learn how it is for the real people of the world! Also, Brandon Davis is sporting a shiner that his Dad might have given him. Dad's a little late on administering the beatings, but I applaud his efforts to catch up.

Bloody-eyed Brandon Davis - whose shiner suggests he's still recovering from the fight he had with his dad last month - isn't the only Davis oil heir to be cut off from family funds. Sources told Page Six his brother, Jason, is also feeling the purse pinch. The two have both been spotted in Hollywood, cashing checks in small amounts. "The checks were not from their family," said one spy. Friends of the Davis clan deny any of the Hollywood kin have been cut off from the cash well (though it's not like anyone would blame the family if they were). Brandon did not respond to messages on his cellphone.

Why don't these two collaborate on a hideous clothing line or do Jenny Craig spokewhoring or something? Then they would at least be earning a respectable living. Instead of being down at the bodega trying to convince the cashier that the check for 10 grand is real. Normally I would be into tubby bitches but Jason Davis could stand to lose a few so maybe being broke is good for him. Now he's graduated to just wearing a sarong. When you start just wrapping bolts of cloth around yourself, you've essentially given up.

Brandon Davis is an oil(y) heir that you often see shambling around L.A. with no job and looking bloated and getting grease on famous sluts. Word is that his parents have had enough and cut him off. Several prominent cocaine dealers in L.A. are nervous. Brandon Davis and Lohan were responsible for a lot of seedy people's condo payments, and now it's all come crashing down.

"I know for a fact that his parents cut him off," a pal tells us. "Brandon has just enough money to get a very inexpensive, low-rate room at The Standard [hotel in Miami]. We all feel sorry for him. Brandon's in a bad place and is very depressed. He has kicked his partying up big time."

Didn't he rag on Lohan for being "poor"? This is almost as sad as when they got that little girl out of the well. Or when Paris went to jail. Or when Hitler killed himself.

What would a family wedding be without your drunken, glassy-eyed brother getting so wasted that he gets in a fight with your dad and makes a huge scene? Not a wedding worth attending, if you ask me. At his brother's wedding reception, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis had a little bit too much to drinky-poo and ended up in a giant blow-out with his father. Page Six has the details of the temper tantrum.

Sources told us Brandon was "acting belligerent" and "knocking over chairs and flower arrangements" at the Mantage Resort in Laguna Beach. One witness said, "Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception."

Usually, my biggest complaint at weddings is that they're boring, so I'd by lying if I didn't say that I probably would have been highly amused to witness this, had I been in attendance. That said, I would cut any bitch that so much as bruises a single rose petal when it's my turn to walk down the aisle.

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In his defense, nobody looks hot when they're scarfing down some grub. Brandon Davis inhales some food the other day. Table for one? I wonder why? Could it be his warm and witty personality or the fact that a grease fire could break out on his body at any minute. I leave it to you, readers.

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More photos of all that is Brandon Davis are after the jump.

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Brandon Davis was sold out by Paris Hilton-sperm donor Stavros Nachos Doritos at a Details party in late March. This just goes to show you that money can't buy you EVERYTHING. If you're an obnoxious d-bag, bitches are still going to lose your number.

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him. The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access. According to our spy, "he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]." The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, "You know I would never bring him here."

What pisses me off most about this story is that the hefty cokehead pissed and moaned so much that they let him in. I can't think of a better candidate for a thorough Tasering. People like him need to be punched in the face and told that they can't have everything handed to them on the proverbial silver platter. They should have had him park cars or something to get in the party. Or shower. Jesus, he looks slippery.

Since Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky put 2B Free on the map (they wore the hell out of this line), it's only fitting that Paris model in their fashion show. Doesn't she look just lovely?

Who was in the front row for the show? The usual Hilton suspects: Brandon Davis, Elisha Cuthbert, Hayden Panettiere, Jason Davis, Jenna Jameson, plus potential hanger ons Stacey Keibler and Robbie Williams (he was there probably trying to score some). Even Tara Reid was present. I wonder if she and Paris spoke, of if Paris just ignored her as usual?

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More photos from the 2B Free show after the jump.

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Seriously, I thought I was the only person who had this little knowledge or control of their finances . This bitch is running up tabs left and right, not paying and hanging out with Paris Hilton. One night he stiffed me for the tab at Winston's. That's ok, cause I gave his ass the VD!

The grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis is being sued by the Atlantis resort/casino on Paradise Island in the Bahamas after a check he wrote in January for $75,000 was returned bearing the stamp "Non-Sufficient Funds!" In a suit filed in New Jersey, the casino says the pudgy party boy was either "aware at the time that he presented the check that his account had insufficient funds," or had borrowed the cash with "the intent and plan to order the bank not to pay or honor the checks." Last year, Davis bounced a $10,000 check on "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire Joe Francis.

They're also mad at us because we made sweet sweet love on top of our room service cart. While it was in the hallway! Nothing halts our passion. Our eyes meet, we quiver, and then it's all or nothing, baby. Some nights he takes me riding on his motorcycle, up in the perfumed canyons and we stop and look at the stars and he turns to me and says "Baby, you're all I got in this world. And you're all I need." And I say "Brandy, (I call him Brandy), you know you're mine, all mine. I would do anything for you. I'm sorry I gave you the VD." And he forgives me, and we laugh.

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Resident douche, Brandon Davis, seems to be determined to come up with new and creative reasons for me to dislike him. His latest demonstration of assholery took the form of launching into a strangely self-hating rant directed towards Paula Abdul. At Paris Hilton's birthday part in Los Angeles, Davis harassed the "American Idol" judge until she just up and left, says the New York Daily News.

"He was mocking her," says a witness. "He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting."

Given that Brandon's real last name is Zarif, and his father is a Turkish-American wine importer, and that I took "Intro to Psych" over four years ago, it's pretty safe to say that ol' boy is suffering from some serious self-loathing.

Brandon uses his mother Nancy's maiden name, which is associated with his late grandfather, the oil billionaire Marvin Davis. But Marvin never approved of Brandon's parents' marriage, says the pal.

Seriously guy, very poorly played. I mean, if you're going to make fun of Paula Abdul, there's such a vast array of prescriptions choices, that going for "Abdul" just seems silly at best.