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Fresh from acting a fool at Paris' birthday party on Oscar weekend, Brandon Davis f*cked off at NYC bar The Box . Fitting bar for him to hang out at since he is one. The DJ shut his ass down.

Oil-heir bad boy Brandon Davis can't get away with his nasty remarks in New York. When Paris Hilton's L.A. hanger-on insulted the deejay at The Box on Chrystie St. Saturday night, a spotlight was turned on him and an onstage MC "ripped on him for like 10 minutes," reports our spywitness. "He didn't even know who Brandon was -- that was the best part."

HAH! That's hot. He's about as bad boy as Richard Simmons. I bet he was so coked up and drunk that he thought he was being celebrated. "Whamean, these lights for me? Thank you so much, yeah nice ass honey, I came up with firecrotch, ya know. *belch* You know I have money, right? Yeah, do you have any blow on you? No seriously, do you? I can get back to you on it. No I can, I'm good for it. My family's in oil. *fart* Seriously, what's that smell? Dude, lemme borrow your hat. That's a sweet hat. Dude, I'd bang her but I have a total case of coke dick, lately."

You know Brandon Davis? Sleazy heir to millions, friend of Paris, all around mess, no job? Yeah, well apparently he hee-hawed his way through Paris' birthday jam on Saturday night . He mocked Paula Abdul's Middle Eastern heritage, threw things, told Courtney Love he wanted to cum on her in front of her daughter (I'm sure it wasn't a big deal for Courtney), and got tossed out. How did I ever find this swarthy f*cktard bitch attractive? What's wrong with me? Is my self-esteem THAT low?

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Keep reading (and see more photos) to find out what he did to Courtney. Apparently, she's developed some standards and wasn't having it.

(X17online.com)

You know you want it. TMZ reports on Lindsay's pre-rehab drinking binges and surmises that one of her inspirations for going into rehab might have been...Brandon Davis?

As Lindsay detoxes in Wonderland, TMZ has the inside scoop of one of her pre-rehab nights:

On January 5, just one day after having her appendix removed, Lohan was already out partying at the trendy Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. A source tells TMZ that Lindsay lined up mulitple shots in a row behind her so no one could see. Lohan would then drink the shots when no one was looking. Well, almost no one. At another point that same evening, Lindsay retreated to the ladies room and downed an entire cocktail. A few nights later, Lindsay was at it again, partying with three male friends at the new West Hollywood lounge, Winstons.

Jesus, bitch could put them away! Read on after the jump for how Elvis-impersonating Brandon Davis might figure into all this.

• Hmmm, that's a new one. I have never wanted to make out with a Chia pet before. [Just Jared]
• It's ok Kate Hudson. You have the right to be grouchy. [Popsugar]
• Keira in her ity-bity stripy bikini. [Egotastic]
• Rosie, Babs, and the Donald: The Empire Strikes Back. [Dlisted]
• Is Brandon Davis an emotional eater? [City Rag]
• What's a little spanky between friends? [Hollywood Tuna]
• Britney reminds us all why her and Kevin were a match made in Hollywood heaven. [Mollygood]
• Don't worry Pure...we all know Brit was toasted. We don't think your club is boring. [IDLYITW]
• Kingston is so chill. His momma said so. [Hollywood Rag]
• Lil' Kim is looking extra scary. [PITNB]

• The guy from "Small Wonder" and "Smashing Pumpkins" is possibly courting Courtney Love. [Dlisted]
• Cameron Diaz has no beauty secrets...well that wasn't exactly a secret itself. [IDLYITW]
• Kevin just has to dance! At least he is not speaking or attempting to rap. [Mollygood]
• Wentworth digs the gay rumors due to the "fantasy" aspect of it all. Ummm...sure ok. [Just Jared]
• It's a bikini-off Lohan versus Ashlee. [Hollywood Tuna]
• The Mariah won her porn name back. [City Rag]
• Britney manages to out-fug Fergie. I knew the day would come. [Egotastic]
• Ice chips? Who throws ice chips at Paris Hilton? [PITNB]
• Message to Brandon Davis, put the fork down. [Hollywood Rag]
• Nothing like a family trip to Pizza Hut and then some indoor skydiving with the Beckhams. [Popsugar]

We apologize for posting the offending photos (hopefully you've fully digested your lunch), but it's kind of like watching a train wreck - you just have to look.

(Splash)

• Beached whale? Nope, it's just Brandon Davis relaxing on the beach. [TMZ]
• Tara Reid spent Christmas weekend in St. Barths scaring locals and tourists with her Frankentummy. 'Tis the season to put your pants on, Tara . [CW]
• Kid Rock spent Christmas in Iraq. I guess it's better than hanging around Tommy Lee's house comparing Pam Anderson sex tapes. [Celebitchy]
• Aaron Carter and this week's piece of ass made out on a random beach for photographers. [WWTDD]
• Kate Beckinsale's little girl goes for the Tammy Faye look. [ICYDK]
• Felicity Huffman would like to give you a few tips on how to hook up a threesome. [Gawker]

TMZ has footage of Lindsay, dressed like a fortune teller and out clubbing with...Brandon Davis?

Lindsay Lohan may have given up drinking, but she's still having herself a good ol' time.

She hit up Area last night with Paris Hilton, and Teddy's a little later with Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. Making amends with old enemies? Seems like she's taking those twelve steps seriously!

These twits are so high-school. The greasy bastard went public with a long, long diatribe about your pubic area and now you're out clubbing with him? And the bitch you were out with earlier - she was on the same tape, laughing at your ass! Hasn't sobriety brought any kind of clarity, Linds? Can't you see these people for who they are? They're all gonna laugh at you! I'm getting out of the gym now, before the pig blood starts flying and people get electrocuted and Betty Buckley gets cut in half by the backboard.

(x17online.com)

Please, God, say it ain't so. You know it's bad when you dump your scrub and then take up with Paris'.

X-17 shows us the stuff of nightmares. And I'm not just talking about the scary shirts they're wearing. Britney and Fat Elvis (who I've read is going broke) were out and about last night at Teddy's. I'd be kinder to him but ever since the "firecrotch" tape and the way he said she was disgusting for not being richer, I've thought this guy was the biggest tool in the box. He looks like a bellhop at the Hotel California and I want to smack some sense into her. You bought some panties! You were on the right track! Now you're going to share a bucket of chicken and some coke cut with baby laxative with this clown. I quit.

p.s. It's bad that I think he could possibly be sorta hot if he showered and got a personality bypass, right? *hangs head* I'm going to go pray for guidance, now.

(x17online.com)

Celebrities sure do like to dress up for Halloween. Although some are much better than others. Heidi Klum was a perfect apple with a snake in it, while Elisha Cuthbert's Charlie Chaplin had a lot to be desired. Jason Davis was one scary ass devil, as was Tisha Campbell's Tyra Banks.

More photos (Jeremy Piven, Paris Hilton, Kyle Maclachlan, Jeffery Sebella, Kara Sun, Jason Davis, Minnie Driver, and more) from the 7th Annual Heidi Klum Halloween Party after the jump.

Written by Lauren Burch