All Brandon Davis Posts

TMZ reports:

Brandon Davis might have a billion-dollar oil fortune waiting to fall into his lap, but he still gets a little skittish when it comes to paying his bar tabs. According to Rush & Molloy, Davis and fellow Team Firecrotch member and record-producer pal Scott Storch made the scene at red-hot LA nightspot Area last week. When the waitress came over to hand over the bill, Davis "didn't like [it]," so Storch had to take care of the check for him.

Seriously, he looks like the grease in his hair could fill the tanks of at least two Hummers. Isn't there some way he could simply make some extra cash drilling his own head for oil? Or at least, could someone give me permission to put a drill to his head under the guise that I'm looking for oil? Because that scenario would work for me as well. Better even.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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Stars like Lindsay Lohan, Justin Chambers of Grey's Anatomy fame and ER's Mekhi Pfifer all showed up to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery to celebrate the launch of the new Xbox 360 game, Gears of War. According to IGN:

The celebs were long gone by midnight when the event was opened up to the eager public who'd gotten notice it was happening. Every single one that we spoke with said that they already had Gears of War on pre-order. Hopefully, the servers will be ready on November 12.

Personally, I would have trouble attending an event that celebrates the creation of yet another distraction to keep me from getting to have sex with my boyfriend. It's bad enough I actually own a television set.

Many more photos of the celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Kevin Federline, Josh Hopkins, Eric Balfour, Chris Pratt, Frankie J, Mekhi Phifer and more) from the Xbox "Gears of War" Launch Party after the jump.

...so much anger. So little time. From the New York Post's Page Six:

The disturbingly sweaty oil heir showed up the other night to the party for the new Diane von Furstenberg limited-edition T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in the Mr. Chow parking lot in L.A. and made a beeline for his pal Paris Hilton and Richie - who recently made up. Paris and Nicole were "throwing rose petals around while Debbie Harry performed" and all was well - until "Brandon snapped," our spy said. "He turned to Nicole and poked his finger at her and repeatedly screamed, '[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you! [Bleep] you!' at her until she left."

Although I can totally understand that Paris and Nicole traipsing around, being all chummy and throwing rose petals everywhere has the potential to bug the shit out of a person, I prefer to dislike Brandon Davis more than the other two because he just seems like a dickhead anyways. And he is impossibly oily. I mean, if if his own pores are rebelling against him, what does that say about his personality?

Written by Lisa Timmons

• She reminds all of us of one of the greatest advantages of being pregnant. [Celeb Warship]
• Nicollette Sheridan should consider hiring a new manager. The actress will be dining on Natural Balance dog food for the California incentive, "Dine with Your Dog Day." [SG]
• Congrats to Gina Lollobrigida; the actress once known as "the most beautiful woman in the world" is set to wed a man 34 years her junior. [Yahoo]
• Kate Moss and boyfriend Pete Doherty have brought their cooties to Italy. [Perez Hilton]
• Thankfully, the Brandon Davis backlash continues. The oily mess was once again denied entry into Hollywood nightspot Hyde. [TMZ]

Written by Alyk

Brandon Davis bounced a 10k check to Joe Francis (better known as the Girls Gone Wild creator). The embarrassed oil heir defended himself with very little class as Page Six reports on a phone call:

"Before saying "Fuck you," and hanging up, he later explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he'd paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for 'insufficient funds.'"

The family is also showing signs of hard times as Davis' mother is selling her home in Bel Air for $15 million and his grandmother sold her estate for $42 million. Not to mention his aunt is suing for more inheritance. Davis also owes money Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof. But the family spokesman is still employed as she states that "there is no truth to the rumors."

I guess his "Firecrotch" t-shirt sales aren't bringing home the bacon like he had hoped.

Written by Cara Harrington

• Huile de Firecrotch. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Jessica Biel loves Wonder Woman. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Anti-condom wearer Alec Baldwin can be a demanding ass. [Dlisted]
• Erica Durance left Howard Stern's radio show in tears. [Egotastic]
• Another relationship bites the dust for Paris Hilton. [IDLYITW]
• New York City at night is breathtaking. [CityRag]
• Mr. T comes to reality TV. [MollyGood]
• Queen Elizabeth II had red eye. [Just Jared]
• Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar promotes. [Hollywood Rag]
• Kirsten Dunst turned down "American Beauty." [PopSugar]
• A shoeless Tim Gunn. [PITNB]

Written by Lauren Burch

How did JC Chasez keep himself occupied backstage at the Heatherette show? By Googling himself on a Nokia hand-held device. At least he wasn't soaking it all in at the bar like Brandon Davis was.

"Is there a bar here?" Davis grunted as he entered the W Lifestyles Lounge, cigarettes in hand. Hey, wasn't he just in rehab after that "firecrotch" incident?

With slicked-back hair and a pastel silk jacket, Davis stood by the bar, repeatedly wiped his nose with his thumb, licked his fingers to fix his eyebrows, chugged vodka and glared. "He looks like the bloated, inbred offspring of Elvis Presley," one onlooker snickered.

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Fashion celebs a little worse for wear [Lowdown]

Written by Lauren Burch

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It was a night to remember at the Teen Vogue party this past Saturday night. It was just like a scene from "Heathers" or "The In Crowd," take your pick. Brandon Davis was overheard bitching about how uncomfortable it was that he and Mischa Barton were both at the Bryant Park Hotel bash. Apparently, he kept going on and on about it, and people were getting really annoyed with Brandon. Really? Annoyed with Brandon? No way!

Across the room Mischa gossiped to friends about how Paris landed the Teen Vogue cover, while glares that could have made even Lindsay Lohan cry came from Nikki and Paris. Oh Paris grow up, why do you have to be that way? No one even cares that you are on the cover. So take Brandon and your little sister, go get drunk behind the bleachers, and then you and your sister can fight over which one of you gets to make out with Brandon first!

Written by Christy Pastore

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In London, a number of people who purchased Paris Hilton's CD were actually getting a very cleverly doctored fake. From CNN:

Record chain HMV said Sunday it had pulled from shelves several copies of Hilton's "Paris" album that appeared to have been doctored by British graffiti artist and prankster Banksy. The doctored version includes a topless image of the celebrity heiress, as well as a picture in which she sports the head of a dog. A sticker advertises the album's "hits" -- "Why am I Famous?" "What Have I Done?" and "What Am I For?" Instead of Hilton's perky pop, the CD inside features 40 minutes of remixed music by a musician identified only as "DM."

Is this the work of a Danger Mouse, or a very clever impostor trying to ride his coattails?

More photos of Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis leaving Barneys are after the jump.

Written Lisa Timmons

For Paris Hilton, in a world full of tragedies, there is apparently nothing worse than getting denied entry to Bungalow 8. After this years VMA's, Paris, along with Sean Combs and Brandon Davis, attempted to gain entry to a VMA after party. Brandon Davis is seen arguing with one of the officers on the scene and Paris who was upset by the whole ordeal is shown in tears. So I guess Paris now knows what it feels like to be Tara Reid.

More photos of Paris, Sean, and Brandon outside Bungalow 8 are after the jump.

Written by Lauren Burch