All Brandon Davis Posts

• Zach Braff may be hanging up his scrubs. [Popsugar]
• Actress Michelle Trachtenberg does Mean magazine. [PITNB]
• Victoria Beckham has alien breasts [Hollywood Tuna]
• Brandon Davis is in Paris. [IDLYITW]
• A classic MTV urination moment. [MollyGood]
• Elizabeth Hurley, her breasts, and a pig. Yep. [Egotastic]
• Kevin Federline is a weasel. [CityRag]
• Actor Steven Seagal has a huge ego. Regarding Seagal's own musical abilities he says: "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe." [Hollywood Rag]
• Fergie gets some help on the cover of Max magazine. [Dlisted]

Written by Joshua Martin

MSNBC.com has some very unsurprising Paris Hilton news:

The crooning heiress is living with Brandon Davis, according to Life & Style weekly. Davis is the oil heir who introduced the phrase "fire crotch" to the public when his ramblings about Lindsay Lohan were caught on tape. Earlier this month, Hilton declared, "I'm not doing it with anyone [for a year]. I just want to concentrate on work." Davis has been living with Hilton at her Hollywood Hills home since leaving rehab in July, according to the mag. He went into rehab after his infamous "fire crotch" quote was made public, although earlier this month he climbed on stage in Miami during Hilton's record launch and used the same phrase with regards to Lohan. "His family is selling their home, so Brandon's been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip," an "insider" tells L&S. "All his clothes, his toiletries and even some of the artwork he owns." But the arrangement is reportedly more than temporary. Says the source: "They're hooking up, but she doesn't want anyone to know about it. It's being kept very hush-hush."

I don't know why she's bothering trying to keep it a secret. No one believed for a second she could keep from fucking some spoiled little rich boy for more than two seconds. Maybe if he actually had a job this news might be more shocking and hard to digest.

Written by Lisa Timmons

• Jessica Biel's Vanity fair photo shoot outtakes. When did she become one of the hottest women in Hollywood? [Egotastic]
• Mandy Stadtmiller's encounter with Andy Dick. Blow by blow. [Bloggy McBlogalot]
• Out with Xtina, in with...Baby Jane? [Hollywood Rag]
• It looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt loves US Weekly. [Dlisted]
• Actress Kate Hudson's walk of shame. [CityRag]
• Singer Gwen Stefani is looking good. [Popsugar]
• Brandon Davis missed the point of rehab. [IDLYITW]
• "The O.C.'s" Rachel Bilson takes in a movie. [Just Jared]
• Eddie Murphy is dating a spice girl? [WWTDD]
• Look, it's Rihanna in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Heath Ledger finally acts his age. [PITNB]

Written by Joshua Martin

• At the launch party for Paris Hilton's debut album at Suite in Miami, a drunken Brandon Davis climbed onstage and announced to the crowd, "I wrote a special new song called 'Firecrotch,' and it's for Lindsay Lohan!" An insider tells Page Six the "Firecrotch" song is real and was produced by Scott Storch, who twiddled knobs on Hilton's album. Isn't that special. [Page Six]
• Well, aren't we all just a tad embarrassed for all thinking that John and Patsy Ramsey had something to do with their daughter's death (which is curiously not mentioned in any of the current news reports). It turns out some creepy guy who was in love with JonBenet Ramsey, the 10-year-old beauty queen, claims her death was accidental, because of a kidnapping gone wrong. [AP]
• Britney Spears has told her husband to get rid of his six Australian gray nurse sharks because they are too risky to have around with two kids in the house. Now, she just has to get rid of Kevin, and the kids will be even safer. [The Scoop]
• If there are any aspiring comics out there looking for a shot at the limelight, just hang around Andy Dick. Getting bit on the hand by the Dick can lead to comedy gold. [Jossip]
• Let's hope that Dessarae Bradford doesn't actually get a lawyer for her case in which she's accused of stalking Colin Farrell, because crazy in court can be lots of fun. [Daily Dish]

Written by Tara Benedict

Does someone want a little weed? I am shocked that Sean Combs would hold a party where drugs are readily available. Poor Brandon Davis, so soon after his "recovery" and he's being bombarded by booze and ganja, left and right. My favorite photo of the bunch is the one directly below. The gruesome five all posing in their white outfits, and all with that smug look on each of their faces. Is anyone up for slapping the whole bunch?

Many more photos from the White Party, after the jump.

Written by Lauren Burch

• While papa Joe Simpson creepily relishes in his daughter's sex appeal, her mother Tina, is slightly more demure. She halted a sexy OK Magazine photo shoot that made Jessica look slutty. Mmm, someone with some actual sense in the family. [The Scoop]
• Surprise, surprise - Brandon Davis isn't interested in getting sober. [Page Six]
• Heiress Casey Johnson is jumping on the foreign baby adoption bandwagon. She's fully prepared to be a mother: "I got a crib, and a changing table, and I got a car seat, and a stroller," she said, and an item she couldn't resist: "The cutest leopard baby bikini. Oh my gosh. She is going to be dressed to kill." Well, she's got the equipment at least. [Page Six]
• Did a boozy argument over the war between Israel and Hezbollah cause restauranteur Brian McNally to slap a woman? Maybe. [Page Six]
• You can start looking for Boy George on the streets of New York City beginning August 14th. That's when he's scheduled to begin his five day sanitation stint. [Daily Dish]
• Twiggy is snapped by the paparazzi while making an unfortunate face. [Daily Mail]

In some breaking news, Matthew Perry doesn't say hello to the elderly people in his apartment building. [Page Six]

And it's not pretty. I wonder what Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis really have to talk about. Lindsay Lohan? How drunk they were the night before? Scratch that last one since Brandon is sober now. Tee-hee.

More photos of Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis poolside, after the jump.

• Beyonce Knowles and her mother, Tina Knowles, have been sued for $1.5 million by a former business associate, Greg Walker of Icon Entertainment, who claims they neglected to compensate him for securing a deal involving their House of Dereon clothing line. We were unable to confirm if Mr. Walker is willing to accept his payment in dead animal carcasses or not. [AP]
• Why was Brandon Davis sniffling and constantly heading to the ladies room during the party for Amy Sacco's new book "Ultimate Cocktails"? Mmm, I wonder?
• Rocker Pete Doherty has canceled a concert and is returning to treatment in a drug rehabilitation clinic. I have to say that I'm finally a little proud of Pete. [MSNBC]
• Leonardo DiCaprio was kind enough to let to wheelchair bound concertgoers sit in his unobscured seats at a recent Madonna concert. Ahh. [Page Six]
• Please don't call Tom Cruise gay. Or straight. [Gatecrasher]

Written by Eva Boyd

You had me at Firecrotch.

(Photos courtesy of Splash News Online)

OH. MY. GOD. And they can both live to tell about it. Paris (wearing some ugly ass sunglasses) was there with Brandon Davis, of course, along with the creepy Scott Storch and new BFF Caroline D'Amore. While Lindsay Lohan was with her latest man crush, Harry Morton. Paris looks like she's having fun, while Lindsay Lohan looks like she's a bit concerned.

(Photos courtesy of x17online.com, and they have video as well.)