All Brandon Davis Posts

Doesn't it seem like just yesterday that Brandon Davis headed off to rehab? Actually is was only three weeks ago that Brandon headed off to Passages to cure his nasty case of firecrotch. From the partial shot of the head that I can make out, he still seems to be squinty-eyed, puffy and sweaty. I guess rehab isn't the cure-all that it is hyped up to be.

I do love his tan though. I also am happy to see that Paris Hilton has taken to covering up her crotch with a handbag, after the recent crotch-slip incident.

More photos of the gang, after the jump.

(Images courtesy of x17online.com)

• A stint in rehab would mess up his social calendar, wouldn't it? Brandon Davis' family is urging the bloated one to enter drug and alcohol rehab facility. Davis has reportedly entered the $75,000 per-month "Passages" rehabilitation center in Malibu. We have a feeling this is more of a rehab stint for appearance sake. There's no way he'll actually confront his problem. [In Touch]
• You may hate or be sick of Tom Cruise, but he can still bring home the bacon. Mr. Cruise topped Forbes magazine's annual 100 most powerful stars list, which was based on his box office power. Personally he's said to bring in $67 million annually. Crazy and rich - the ultimate combo. [Reuters]
• If you really want to get into LA's Cabana Club on Saturday nights, Blur Events let it be known that it is vital the both guys and girls to NOT dress ghetto. Irrelevant of your race. [LA.comfidential]
• Fabian Basabe is a giver. That's right people. He's volunteering in Brooklyn for a program called Spirituality for Kids Outreach, which helps at-risk children in poor, high-crime areas. Um, what will he be doing there? Is going to be teaching the children Equestrian skills. How to make it onto Page Six? [Page Six]
• Macy's admits it made a mistake when it moved gay pride mannequins from it's display window. Macy's asks the gays for their forgiveness. Do the gays even shop at Macy's? [Queerty]
• Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner has never really been liked that much in the industry. Apparently he felt the same way about Martin Davis, the former chairman of Paramount who died in 1999. "He was the worst man that ever lived," said Eisner, who was a Paramount exec before joining Disney. "In fact, when he died, I was talking to Barry Diller, and he said, 'I hope it was painful.'" How sweet. [Lowdown]

• It's been over two months since Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were photographed together. Dun dun dun! [US Weekly]
• Stephen Baldwin is one big nut case. In his forthcoming ode to becoming a born again Christian, Baldwin states that God wanted him to star with Pauly Shore in "Bio-Dome" -- but advised him against playing Jennifer Garner's love interest in "Alias." God was just fucking with you, Stephen. [Rush & Molloy]
• Lindsay Lohan loves the men. In response to Brandon Davis' grandmother claiming that Brandon and Lindsay are dating (she was trying to help diffuse the scandal, I guess), Lindsay Lohan's mouthpiece had this to say: "Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas." Slut. [Page Six]
• Heather McCartney goes on the defensive about those photos. "This photo shoot, undertaken approximately 20 years ago, was for the purpose of a 'lover's guide' to caring relationships and instructive sex in the same way as are many other books on the market. The photo shoot was not pornographic or for the purposes of gratification of the viewer." [This Is London]
• "Hips Don't Lie," the catchy tune from Shakira and Wyclef Jean has become the the most played pop song in US radio history. What's radio? [contactmusic]
• We are so looking forward to former ReganBooks editor Bridie Clark's novel, "Because She Can." The novel is said to be a wickedly savage fictional rendition of Judith Regan. We love anything than can take the alleged subject down a notch. [Lowdown]

When Brandon Davis went off on his "firecrotch" rant about Lindsay Lohan a few weeks ago, little did he know the lasting affects that this tirade would have. Who would have ever thought that his grandmother would have been affected by Davis' Lohan snatch rant?

The outburst is affecting a biennial benefit organized by his philanthropist grandmother, Barbara Davis, to raise money for diabetes.

Every year, celebrities are invited to paint ceramic plates, which are auctioned off as original artworks at the Carousel of Hope gala. The A-list event has previously attracted the participation of Madonna, Halle Berry, Oprah Winfrey, Beyoncé and Jay Leno.

"But this year a number of the plates have come back with some variation of 'firecrotch' written on them," says an insider. "I don't think it's the celebrities themselves who are doing it, but their handlers aren't passing [the plates] on and they think it's hilarious to send them back with 'firecrotch' on them."

It's a blow for the elder Davis, who has raised millions through the benefit.

Right now, I'm loving celebrity handlers. I'd love to see those "firecrotch" plates, and I'm sure you could actually auction those off for a pretty penny.

Heir Raid [Gatecrasher]

• If Lindsay Lohan can't get into club, why not bring the club to her hotel suite. After seeing Madonna in concert, Lohan invited Ingrid Casares, Guy Oseary and the backup dancers up to her Palms suite for an all-night party, without cops being any wiser. [Page Six]
• Someone is looking to expand their family. Michael Jackson is reportedly planning to adopt a Japanese orphan. How sweet. [Starpulse]
• Anyone in the market for a condo? Naomi Campbell is selling her Park Avenue duplex. The 3,100 square foot six room condo is listed for a cool $5.25 million. Who knows if there is still blood on the walls? [Page Six]
• While emceeing Wednesday's fund-raiser for the Sesame Workshop, Matt Lauer had a little exchange with Elmo. "Katie is moving on to a wonderful challenge, and it's one of those days that reminds me of that very famous saying," Lauer told the Muppet. It prompted Elmo to chime in: "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, I'm free at last!" We've always loved Elmo. [Lowdown]
• Charles Gibson doesn't seem to give a damn about Africa. In reponse to learning that Brian Williams was in Africa, Gibson had this to say, "Now he's in Africa. I don't know why you do that. Why the hell do you go to Africa? It's certainly an interesting choice. We'll do travel, when it warrants." Nice way to start things off Chuck. [TV Squad]
• Yes, more on Lindsay Lohan. She wants a formal apology from Brandon Davis. Lindsay Lohan isn't satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued a week after he crudely besmirched her private parts outside an L.A. club last month. Lohan's lawyers have now sent the oil heir a letter warning that the actress may sue him if he doesn't make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV, In Touch reports. [Rush & Molloy]
• It seems that Tobey Maguire may be having some tough times remembering his lines in Spider-Man. It could be due to the fact that he's distracted by his personal posse that numbers around 50. [Lowdown]

"My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

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• Say hello to 20-year-old Juanita. She had the guts to tell Brandon Davis off and is Lindsay Lohan's biggest fan. When asked if there was anything she'd like to say to him - "I wish i would have told him to grow some balls. [Best Week Ever]Being rich and being an ass apparently go hand in hand for billionaire pharmaceutical mogul Stewart Rahr. Why do certain individuals feel they have to remind everyone how wealthy they are? [Page Six]
• Anna Wintour had the guts to attend a VIP screening of The Devil Wears Prada. She was reporteldy asked by Meryl Streep to attend, so she could see that Meryl was not playing Anna. Wintour was seated on the opposite side of the theater from Lauren Weisberger, the former Vogue assistant who turned her stint at Vogue into a best seller. [Rush & Molloy]
• Shocking news. Teri Hatcher may not be as nice as you think she is. The actress left her longtime manager Eli Selden (who got her the role on Desperate Housewives) last year during Selden's fight with breast cancer. [Page Six]
• Gisele Bundchen, 26, has sent out an edict that she doesn’t want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old, according to gossips in her native Brazil. Is someone feeling old already? [The Scoop]
• Gossipist Lloyd Grove gives quite a bit of ink to Jason Itzler, the felon who got his own name involved in the Charlie Sheen scandal. Why? [Lowdown]
• Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has been accused of leaving his own cousin out in the street as he suffered from a heroin overdose. Just another day in the life of Pete Doherty. [Entertainmentwise]

All I'll tell you is that it involves him hacking a loogie and his hair. Ew ew ew. He just keeps getting more and more vile.

More photos of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis in Cannes, after the jump.

Brandon Davis More Vile Than We Previously Thought [Mollywood]

• That is one theory as to why Tommy Hilfiger went postal on Axl Rose at Rosario Dawson's birthday party. Another more interesting theory is that the Hilfiger brothers had made a "pact" to pummel Rose on sight. Why would they do this you ask? One reason that could explain all of this, is that Axl Rose is dating Diane O'Connor, the ex-wife of Hilfiger's adopted brother, denim designer Michael H. Who knew Tommy was such a brute? [Page Six]
• Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word, according to our spy. Paris' rep argues, "I've never heard her use that word." Lindsay admits she's "mad" at Paris and her sidekick Brandon Davis. How does Elliot Mintz (Paris Hilton's publicist) do it? He must be paid extremely well. [Rush & Molloy]
• Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez is headed to jail once more. This time she has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for violating her probation. Rodriguez also was ordered to check herself into an alcohol rehab program and perform 30 days of community service, including participating in programs run by Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Enjoy your little vacation Michelle! [TMZ]
• Nicole Kidman is a brave woman. She is reportedly getting married to country crooner Keith Urban without a prenuptial agreement. The reason being, the couple have similar incomes so the point would be moot. [The Scoop]
• There's more trouble for designer Tory Burch than just her marriage, her fashion line is said to be moving very slowly at Bergdorf Goodman. Her millionaire venture capitalist soon to be ex-husband (and backer) Christopher Burch was said to be overheard in Bergdorf Goodman shouting into his cellphone: "The s—'s not selling! What do we do?" Agitated, he pulled various jackets off one of the racks, saying, "This isn't selling, that isn't selling ..." Not good. [Lowdown]
• Charles Gibson has been named the sole anchor of World News Tonight, with Elizabeth Vargas returning to 20/20. Poor Lizzy, she really just can't get a break. [ABC News]

A Linsday Lohan fan gave Brandon Davis a taste of his own medicine this past weekend. An outraged fan had the following to say to Brandon Davis as a response to his verbal attack on Lindsay Lohan.

"No wonder why Mischa Barton dumped your ass," the woman screamed. She added: "Go home and take a shower." (In reference to his greasy and oily being.)

"Lindsay Lohan earns her money. You get it from daddy." (In reference that Lindsay Lohan is poor.)

That'll teach 'em. The real question is, has Brandon Davis actually apologized to Lindsay Lohan like Joe Francis says he did? We still haven't had any comment on the incident from Lohan's camp.

Brandon Davis Verbally Attacked [TMZ]