All Brandon Davis Posts

Yes, the slime that is Brandon Davis has apologized to Lindsay Lohan for calling her genitalia "skanky pussy" and claiming she has a "7-ft long clit." Or at least that's what 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis is claiming. Mr. Francis said that he had spoke to Brandon Davis personally, and that he has called miss Lohan and apologized. I'd like to have heard how someone goes about apologizing for something like that. TMZ of course has video of this.

• It's time to have some fun with Brandon Davis. [goldenfiddle]
• Howard Stern sums up Brandon Davis rather nicely. "He's a big, fat, tubby piece of shit." [TMZ]
• The Dueling Bimbos (Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan) of today really do mirror Hip-Hop’s infamous East Coast/West Coast rivalries from the late 90’s. [Best Week Ever]
• "Laughable" is not how the makers of the new film The Da Vinci Code were things to play out. "At the high point, there was laughter among the journalists. Not loud laughs, but a snicker, and I think that says it all." Ouch. [E! Online]
• If Diane Sawyer is so happy co-hosting Good Morning America, why has she hired top entertainment lawyer Allen Grubman? She wants to be hosting World News Tonight. [Page Six]
• Jack Osbourne has signed a lucrative publishing deal to pen his autobiography, despite being just 20 years old. The book, to be titled "21 Years Gone," will chronicle the reality TV star's descent into drug addiction and the pressures of parental fame. Where's Kelly's book? [Starpulse]
• A different view of the Grey's Anatomy shower scene. Wait for it. [Pop Culture Junkies]

Oh, what a toll it must take on Elliot Mintz (highlighted by the blue circle) to be Paris Hilton's publicist. Well, Paris' people were the first one's to respond to the incident. He stressed over and over that it wasn't Paris Hilton who was making the remarks, it was Brandon Davis, and he did them on his own accord. He acknowledges that Paris Hilton were "moments when Paris was laughing" (ah, she laughed throughout the whole thing), but she never said anything. Someone has never heard the phrase "actions speak louder than words." In regards to Paris using her cellphone, he comes up with the ridiculous excuse that she uses it as a defensive tool? WTF?

During the rant, Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, walks by her side, helpless and grim-faced. Paris seemed to enjoy Brandon's comments so much, she wanted to share them with her friends. You can see her hold up her cell phone as Mr. Filthymouth does his thing.

Update: 12:15PM ET: Mintz gave the following statement to TMZ. "The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton," he says, "It is unfair to characterize Brandon's statements as being reflective of Paris' feelings about Lindsay. We're dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally," he adds, "I found the incident unnecessary."

As for Paris egging Brandon on and holding up her cell phone, Mintz says: "Paris uses her cell phone as a defensive tool. Many times when you see her photographed in a crowd situation, she puts it up to her ear so she doesn't have to speak. In the cacophony and din of screaming, nobody could have had a telephone conversation. Reporters were asking her questions about Lindsay that she did not want to answer, so she put her cell phone up to her ear. Brandon was not speaking for Paris. Period."

Paris and Brandon Davis -- The Incredible Hatred Toward Lindsay [TMZ]

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We can only assume that by now, Lindsay Lohan gotten wind of the Brandon Davis' tirade. How does word of someone calling your genitalia "skanky pussy" and claiming she has a "7-ft long clit" (we find that last one slightly hard to believe) not reach you. We also find it interesting that he'd rather sleep with Lindsay Lohan's father, than with Lindsay Lohan herself (she's probably actually releived by this statement). That Brandon Davis has such a way with words. Who else but a self-invovled slightly bloated wasted socialite could come up with such a clever phrase as "firecrotch." Congratulations Brandon Davis, you've just given the Urban Dictionary a new word.

What will the fallout look like from all of this? Look for statements tomorrow from Lindsay Lohan's people (outrage - I don't know why Brandon and Paris hate me much), Dina Lohan's people (outrage - may baby does not have a "skanky pussy"), Brandon Davis' people (excuses - he was drunk), and Paris Hilton's people (what else - that's hot).

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan [Gawker]

• Well, well. Brandon Davis says some pretty harsh and unprintable stuff, along with calling Lindsay Lohan a FireCrotch, while Paris Hilton laughs and laughs. He'll be forever a tool. [BestWeekEver]
• Lindsay Lohan has that drugged out look pretty much down. [CityRag]
• See Daniel Craig tie a tie. [Just Jared]
• Are the Simpson's sisters at war? Say it isn't so. [popbytes]
• Carmen Electra will to play a confused lesbian in Joan Jett’s new video. [Hollywood Tuna]
• CBS only has four new shows debuting this fall, check out the sneak peak. [Dlisted]
• Why oh why have today's starlets started wearing leggings again? Bad Jessica Alba, bad. [Egotastic]
• The Da Vinci Code, one of this year’s most anticipated movie, failed to impress movie critics at the Cannes film festival last night. [Yeeeah!]
• Alyssa Milano has got the looks. [Hollywood Rag]
• Beware of Adriana Lima, because she may slap you. [IDLYITW]
• Who will make it to the American Idol finals? My picks. Taylor and Katharine. [popsugar]
• Giselse Bundchen is claiming that she's only slept with five men (and no, one of them wasn't Ron Burkle). [Made In Brazil]

Mmm. The star wattage for the Race To Erase MS wasn't A-list at all. Well except for Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, but they'll show up to an opening for McDonald's if there was a red carpet. I guess we know how that cause rates amongst the Hollywood Elite.

When looking at the photos, keep in mind that the event had a disco theme to it.

Many more photos from the Race To Erase MS event, after the jump.

• Why, oh why? We've got Victoria Beckham's jeans line, Brandon Davis' jeans line, and now fucking Sienna Miller's jeans line. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! [3am]
• Snoop Dogg's little British Airways mishap has gotten him banned for life from British Airways flights. [FemaleFirst]
• The lovable Bonnie Fuller is so wise. "The more you accomplish in life, the better you'll feel about yourself, and once you like yourself, you'll be more likely to find the love of your life." [AM New York]
• A 24-page outsert, which will come with the September issue of Seventeen to subscribers who live in households with an income of at least $75,000, will be edited by celeb stylist Rachel Zoe. See, being rich does have its advantages. [LA.comfidential]
• Jennifer Lopez is being lined up to star in her own TV show. She reportedly in talks with MTV to appear in a fly-on-the-wall series which will follow her everyday life. Just wonderful. [FemaleFirst]
• Tom Cruise says, "I can't wait to do a movie with Kate (that's what he's calling Katie now). I don't think working together is a bad idea at all, a relationship can definitely work under that pressure if you like someone enough." Yes, that worked out so well with you and Nicole. [PR Inside]
• Have a peak at Gavin Rossdale's daughter Daisy with her mother at Launch of Colorlab. [In Case You Didn't Know]
• David Hasselhoff will swap his red trunks for tights and makeup when he plays Captain Hook in a production of the children’s classic Peter Pan. I'm scared. [IOL]
• The rumors are flying around Coachella gears up for this weekend, the rumor board has started spinning. The most outlandish one - a Tom Cruise DJ Set. [CityRag]

Um, is there some untapped market for Brandon Davis merchandise that I don't know about? Wait, I have an idea. Look for Miu von Furstenberg's line of bedazzled jeans, coming this fall.

Bradon Davis has hooked up with Replay, who on Monday unveiled Brandon Davis Jeans. The morning brought a breakfast reception look-see at the newly opened Beverly Center Replay store. For evening it was a party at Falcon, complete with Paris and Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly, Laura Harirng, and Tom Arnold. Most surprising guest of all was Mimi Rogers, ex-wife of unmarried Suri producer Tom Cruise

More photos of Brandon Davis and the Hilton sisters, after the jump.

Brandon Davis Wants Everyone in His Jeans [Open All Night]

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Brandon Davis is morphing into his brother.

Look at Camilla Al Fayed and Brandon Davis leaving American & British Vogue - London Fashion Week cocktail party held at Luciano restaurant. They look so completely happy together. How do I know? All couples sit on opposite sides of the limo and immediately start using their cellphones to avoid having that uncomfortable silence between one another.