All Brandon Davis Posts

• God help us all. You knew it had to happen sooner or later, Shar Jackson is coming to reality TV. [TV Squad]
• Bloated international oil heir Brandon Davis is in the seasonal process of parasitically attaching his oily self onto the rising social fortunes of a young up-and-comer this time, unfortunately: Camilla al-Fayed. [The Corsair]
• What's up with Pamela Anderson's lips? [Hollywood Tuna]
• Paris Hilton has threatened to pull out of the Brit Awards. Those lucky bastards. [IDLYITW]
• American Idol Clay Aiken's alleged playmate isn't that attractive. [CityRag]
• Jessica Alba graces the cover of Playboy, but doesn't do nude. [Egotastic]
• Singer (tee-hee) Ashanti will put her name on anything. [Hollywood Rag]
• Blogebrity comes to the defense of Trent from Pink Is The New Blog. [Blogebrity]

Is Brandon Davis still sesaitive about being dumped by Mischa Barton for Cisco Adler?

Oil heir Brandon Davis may have split with "O.C." beauty Mischa Barton, but his life doesn't lack excitement. Davis got into no fewer than two dustups last weekend at L.A. clubs.

Davis family rep Ken Sunshine confirms the 25-year-old playboy was mixed up in some trouble with another patron at Teddy's. While Sunshine called that incident a "minor altercation," we hear there was nothing minor about Davis' clash with a friend of "Fantastic Four" actor Chris Evans at Privilege on Saturday.

One pal contends Davis has been partying too hard since Barton left him for rocker Cisco Adler. "He's unhappy," claims the pal. "He liked the attention she brought him." Another Davis pal blamed the Privilege incident on "a couple of drunks. It was a club. Things like this happen."

How bad was the Privilege ruckus? Well, security was so busy breaking it up that waiters couldn't deliver the Dom Perignon Wilmer Valderrama ordered — prompting the "'70s Show" star to bolt. So you know it was serious!

Life of Privilege [R&M]

• Beyonce channels Michael Jackson in the new Dreamgirls film promos.[Queerty]
• I'm not sure which is more humorous. Fabrizio Moretti and Drew Barrymore having sex in the bathroom at the opera. Or, Fabrizio Moretti using the word tinkle. [Page Six]
• How did Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon celebrate her Golden Globe win. With hot and heavy lovemaking. [The Sun]
• It's been a while since we've had some rap star name calling. Cam'ron not only calls Jay-Z "ugly" - comparing him to "Fraggle Rock" - but mocks his sartorial style. Those crazy rappers. [R&M]
• Rich bitch Brandon Davis seems to have a problem with math. He recently has been bragging to people that he won $300,000 playing blackjack at the Mirage, when he really only won a total of $1,500. [Page Six]
• The Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown marriage is still on. Damn. [People]
• Paris Hilton's intelligence astounds us. On the nature of e-mail: "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write." Paris on the challenge of friendship: "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names." That's our Paris. [Page Six]
• Some sad news. The romance between Rush Limbaugh and Daryn Kagan looks to be on the rocks. Ms. Kagan hasn't been wearing her engagement ring as of late. Squish, squish. [Lowdown]

• Catch vintage Arnold Schwarzenegger when visits Rio for Carnival and learns Portuguese. We find out he's an ass man as well. [Made In Brazil]
• The question is not if Fergie has ever had plastic surgery, the question is if she will ever admit having plastic surgery. [cityrag]
• Brandon Davis making out in front of Nobu will make anyone lose their appetite. [Page Six]
• The Olsen Twins can sure look scary. [Perez Hilton]
• That Madonna. She claims she's not obsessed with publicity anymore. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
• Ashlee Simpson graces the cover of Blender. Millions sign up for therapy. [Egotastic]
• Kevin Federline wears a funny apron in GQ. [Just Jared]
• The world doesn't really seem to care that much about Pete Doherty anymore. A planned book of photos of the rock star has been shelved. Personally I think we've seen all the photos we need to see of Pete. [Radar Online]
• Nicole Kidman continues to deny that she and Keith Urban are engaged, or even dating. [FemaleFirst]
• Is Mariah Carey getting a little plump. That's okay by me. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Olivia Newton-John and Cliff Richard and two guests ran up a $9,500 lunch tab ($500 Kobe beef with truffles, $350 worth of risotto and a $3,500 bottle of vino) at Nello. "Suddenly," I'm impressed. [Page Six]

• Michael Jackson prefers the women's bathroom. He's really trying to avoid all interaction with those young boys. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay, Image via cat.lebrity]
• I believe the boys at the WOW Report have managed to hunt down a photo of Mischa Barton's stylist. [WOW Report]
• Nicky Hilton seems to love to flirt with disaster. She's chummy with Paris' enemy Nicole Richie, and now she's been hanging out with Brandon Davis. If you remember he called her a “racist plus an idiot.” [Radar Online]
• 50 Cent's film earned slightly more than 50 cents at the box office, most likely due to the fact that he didn't go full frontal. [Jossip]
• A look at George W. Bush and his boozing. [PaperMag]
• Poor Lindsay Lohan. She still can't sing a note to save her life. [Hollywood Tuna and Egotastic]
• A Cautionary Tale: "Special K" before "Grass" or you'll get knocked on your ass, homeslice. [The Corsair]

• Who knew that when Boy George began displaying a huge Star of David on his head, he'd be branded a Kabbalahist? [contatctmusic]
• Trent makes The New York Times. [Pink Is The New Blog]
• Justin Murdock and Brandon Davis are apparently 12-year-olds. [Page Six]
• Big boobs and a grey tooth. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Pulisher Jann Wenner has been thrown into a tizzy over the news that US Weeklyeditor Janice Min has announced that she's expecting her second child. [Page Six]
• Actress Susan Sarandon is recovering from a belly dancing injury she sustained while practicing for her role as the late tobacco billionairess Doris Duke. She gyrated herself into some serious back pain.[FemaleFirst]
• 50 Cent insists there's no place for gay men in rap because the genre is too aggressive for homosexuals. [Proceed at your own risk.]
• Another pesky Hollywood Democrat, Barbra Striesand wants to see George W. Bush impeached. He apparently "deceived" the country about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. [NewsMax]

• Katie Holmes is "excited" and "thrilled" about being pregnant. Try and keep it down there Katie. [Gawker]
• Madonna's interview on David Letterman showed us that she is still very much into herself. Plus Dave "forced her" to go horseback riding in high heels. [The Malcontent via cityrag]
• The obnoxious Brandon Davis has scored some post Mischa Barton bimbo named Pamela. [Just Jared]
• We always knew Paris Hilton had a flaming crotch. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
• Cristiano Ronaldo fights back at rape allegations, claiming that the accuser is just out for his money. [Towleroad]
• According to Nicole Richie, she and Paris Hilton haven't been friends in almost two years. As for a reconciliation between the former friends, Richie said: "No, not at this point." So sad. [UPI]
• For those of you still in the hot rugby player mode, may I also direct you to the Angels of Rugby/Angeli del Rugby (Calendar). The profits are dedicated to aide hurricane Katrina victims in Mississippi. For a preview check out Flickr. [Amazon]
• Model Extraordinaire Lauren Hutton has decided to pose nude at the age of 61 for a career retrospective in Big magazine. [ABC News]
• Angelina Jolie was missing from the front row at the St. John show. [Perez Hilton]
• If you love women in bikini's you'll love Erica Durance on Smallville. [Egotastic]

Maybe more like three or four, but you never know. If I see that woman in person, I swear I'm going to rip her sunglasses off of her face. They just bug me to no end. She celebrated making it to the ripe old age of 24 at Disneyland, the Ivy, and Mr. Chow. The dress she wore to Mr. Chow, was the perfect outfit to accentuate how rail thin the woman has become. She was joined by Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Brandon Davis, her finance DJ AM, and Nicky Hilton.

(Images Courtesy of Splash News)

While Mischa Barton may not be much of an actress, we polled the staff of A Socialite Life, and came to the conclusion that she did the right thing by dumping Brandon Davis. Some further evidence:

Last month, New York art adviser Sandy Heller had the mixed pleasure of guiding him through Venice and the prestigious Art Basel fair in Switzerland. Davis apparently behaved so badly it was even commented upon by venerable trade publication the Art Newspaper.

"At the Kunsthalle bar [in Basel], Mr. Davis lurched towards a group of women, proffering a tequila highball and told one woman of a certain age, 'This will make your t—s stand up,'" the paper reports.

"Heller forced his charge to apologize, but the best the boy billionaire could manage was: 'I don't remember what I just said.'" Classy.

Billion-dollar boor [Gatecrasher]