It's been way too long since we've done one of these, and we have a lot to cover, so let's get started.

- Robert Pattinson may be making an appearance on Jonathan Ross' talk show to promote New Moon. According to the Irish Twilight Sisters he's booked for November 13th!

- If you happen to live or be traveling to Japan in early November you may just get a chance to meet Robert and see New Moon early. ROBsessed reports that by purchasing the Ultimate Twilighter's Ticket you'll get to meet Robert Pattinson and Chris Weitz on November 3rd, see New Moon on November 17th (one day after the L.A. premiere, earlier than anyone else!) AND get a chance to attend the Los Angeles premiere! I think I'm turning Japanese.

- Rob spoke to Tú Magazine at the Cannes Film Festival. Twilight Poison has posted a translation of the interview, and here is my favorite question and answer from the interview. This was the question: Tell us the truth, has being famous helped you get more girls? And this was Rob's answer: (laughs) Yes and no. At first, girls can feel attracted to that, but then they realise you're a real human being, with flaws and qualities, and there can be a certain disappointment. Many times girls find out that everything about you was just a fantasy. I think, in the end, I'm just like any other guy. I can't be what everybody else wants me to be, I'm just me. And you can find many girls that have preconceived ideas of you, or imaginary things and that can be a problem, because when people find out you're not really like that, they are disappointed. I have to confess that before making this movie I believed that the being famous could help me get more girls, but then I realized that is not as easy as I thought it was. In the end, if you like a girl, you still have to work hard at winning her over! (laughs)

- Gossip Cop is reporting that as of right now, Breaking Dawn hasn't been greenlit and does not have a production start date as of yet. That said, the chance of this book not being made into a movie is one in a million.

- Thom Yorke's song "Hearing Damage" from the New Moon Soundtrack has leaked. Check that out after the jump.

Check out all the magazine scans and photos of Robert Pattinson and Twilight cast company in the gallery.

(Images courtesy of Foforks, Twifans, Thinking of Rob, Lion & Lamb Love, Robert Pattinson Life, Robert Pattinson Online)

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Oh, Stephenie Meyer, when will you learn that ripping off other people's ideas for your own is not nice? TMZ reports that a woman named Jordan Scott is looking to sue the Twilight author because the last book in the series, Breaking Dawn, is extremely similar to her own book The Nocturne.

Scott's lawyers have sent a highly entertaining letter to the publishers of Breaking Dawn, which shows, in ridiculous detail, the exact similarities between the two books. TMZ has the full letter, so please, enoy! She claims that her book was published two years before Meyer's book, and that most of the scenes are almost identical.

Would you like some examples? Oh good: 1) Both books have a wedding scene. 2) Both books have a sex on the beach scene. 3) Both have unborn babies that seem to be hurting their mother in the womb. 4) Both have characters that refer to their significant other as "love."

What you think I'm kidding about that last part? Why would even need to make stuff up when the reality is so much more entertaining?

I don't think that Stephenie Meyer intentionally ripped anyone off; that's just the nature of vampire novels. I've read a lot of vampire novels. Like a lot. Like I've been reading them before they were cool, so I can say truthfully say this: all the books are the same! Yes, there are different characters and like an engagement instead of a wedding, but they all tell the same basic story. And if she did rip of Jordan Scott, congrats Jordan! Everyone who has read Twilight or seen the movie or plans to see New Moon and Eclipse will now read your book.

Gallery Info: Stephenie Meyer looking fabulous at the premiere of Twilight.

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Someone's looking a little unsteady. Robert Pattinson in helped of a yacht while attending a party in Cannes. Poor baby. I'll hold your hair.

Earlier in the day, at the photocall for New Moon, he talked about Breaking Dawn, and how his role is being handled in New Moon.

The script adaptation for New Moon beefs up his character's role considerably -- in the book, Edward is a "a voice in Bella's head," he said.

Said Pattinson, laughing: "You're playing a figment in Bella's imagination so I was trying to do it in a 2-D way. I hope it doesn't translate onscreen as being boring." The hardworking actor is taking a few days off after completing New Moon before the start of the Remember Me shoot. He plans three days off after an eight-week planned shoot for Remember Me before finishing Eclipse before October.

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Twilight: the classic tale of a man falling in love with his food.

In case you were concerned that there might somehow be a shortage of photoshoots involving the hunky male stars of Twilight, then fret no longer! Even the leftovers are delish!

These outtakes from the VMan magazine spread show some playful images of on-screen vampire Robert Pattinson as he plays with both his cigarette and fake fangs. Cute.

RPattz claims that as fun-loving as he looks in these pictures, he's not big into the club scene. But not for lack of trying. Pattinson claims his shabby dress sense keeps him from gaining entrance to most hot spots.

"I tell the bouncer, 'Listen, these guys are taking photos of me--let me in!' " He should start carrying these fake fangs around, put them in and see if that doesn't kick the recognition factor up a notch or two.

Gallery Info: Robert Pattinson's outtakes for his VMan magazine photoshoot.

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These kids better make sure they're plenty caffeinated because they're booked as hell filming all kinds of Twilight sequels. With New Moon not even in theaters yet, tween heartthrobs Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner are looking cute in black and white in these outtakes from their CosmoGirl photoshoot.

Although production is most likely not set to begin until spring of next year, the fourth installment of the Twilight film franchise, Breaking Dawn, is "in the works," according to an inside source.

Until then, however, fans will have to satisfy themselves by keeping up on New Moon production and Eclipse and the millions of photoshoots in which the stars will be participating between now and then.

Gallery Info: Twilight stars Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson pose for a CosmoGirl photoshoot.

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