OK everyone, I officially proclaim
Megan Fox to be Hollywood's dumbest celebrity.
Sure, sure, most of you may think her to be the world's most beautiful woman around, but honestly, do ever listen to anything she says? For those of you who don't listen, and those of you who just want to hear them again, here are some of the best Megan Fox quotes from the past two years. Please keep in mind that this is only a small sampling.
On of my personal favorites is from a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, "I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting." Why, thanks for letting us know you're insane Megan
And of course the great line about her "Brian" tattoo in honor of
on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green, "I wouldn't regret the tattoo if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options." Here's an option, don't get a tattoo that says "Brian."
Ooo! And there's the always good
quote from Elle, "I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on." Well now isn't that nice Megan, you know what the word oozes means. I guess what
she told Esquire is true, "I don't want to have to be like a
Scarlett
Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go
on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to
prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'" Everyone, Megan Fox doesn't need to use big words.
You think we're done with Megan Fox quotes? Pshaw! We've only just begun!
Gallery Info: Megan Fox and
Brian Austin Green out for coffee together in Santa Monica.
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