Ah, no thanks.

The National Enquirer reports that the film would be a romantic comedy that teams Demi Moore with ex-husband Bruce Willis, and chronicles the zany adventures of a divorced couple after she marries a sexy stud 16 years her junior!

"It's a PR bonanza with built-in headlines," Ashton Kutcher enthused to Bruce, who loves the idea.

If this is true, no wonder all three of their careers are pretty much in the toilet.

Gallery Info: Ashton Kutcher seen leaving an office in Los Angeles, CA on November 3, 2009.

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The fashion show had much more star power than just Rihanna. Designer John Galliano's Dior show was attended by Adrian Grenier, Alexis Roche, Anna Piaggi, Antoine Arnault, Bruce Willis, Dita Von Teese, Emma Hemming, Elsa Zylberstein, Estelle Lefebure Essebag, Jean Claude Darmon, Julie Depardieu, Katia Toledano, Leigh Lezark, Peter Marino, Sidney Toledano and Tang Wei.

Wailing sirens, the sound of a car crash and billows of smoke: ever the showman John Galliano took Dior to the movies on Friday, to the heyday of the classic 1940s film noir.

Trenchcoats and leather jackets with sharp lapels and belts knotted at the waist were the default outerwear in Galliano's ready-to-wear offerings for spring-summer 2010, and the attache case the new must-have accessory.

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I like Bruce Willis. He seems like an old-school dude who doesn't bother with a bullshit hairpiece and has no problem admitting he's too old for this Twitter business.

When asked if he had any interest in starting up a Twitter account, Willis tells People magazine, "Doubtful, doubtful. I just can't live with myself if I started Twittering...I just think that way lies madness."

Ha! Suck on that, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher! Bruce is too busy making whoopee with his new wife, Emma Heming. The Die Hard star admits that he wouldn't be opposed to having more kids.

Bruce confesses, "It has been suggested that we begin breeding immediately. [But] I think we're gonna wait." Till they get home!

Gallery Info: Bruce Willis and Emma Heming go shopping in Paris.

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Action movie veteran, Bruce Willis, is premiering his latest film, Surrogates, with his beautiful young wife, Emma Heming by his side on the red carpet in Hollywood. While the science-fiction thriller is getting mixed reviews, Willis himself gets kudos for his turn as a FBI Agent Greer.

Bruce's aspiring movie star daughter, Rumer Willis, also showed up to support her dad's newest film. The red-haired starlet showed of some leg in a black miniskirt, paired with a fairly drab top.

It's interesting to see Bruce attending the event with his lookalike new wife, who bears a striking resemblance to his ex, Demi Moore. Interesting that the title of the film is Surrogates.

Gallery Info: Bruce Willis, Bill Paxton, Boris Kodjoe, Elizabeth Banks, Emma Heming, Lacey Schwimmer, Len Wiseman, Rasha Mitchell, Rumer Willis, Trevor Donovan and Ron Artest at the Surrogates premiere in Hollywood.

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While his ex-wife, Demi Moore is in town to promote her young hubby's new TV show, Bruce Willis and his new spouse, Emma Heming, are spending their time in the Big Apple taking in the Mercedes-Benz Spring 2010 Fashion Week. The happy couple sat in the front row of the Erin Wasson x RVCA show.

At the Cristian Siriano Spring 2010 Fashion Show, Tori Spelling and Veronica Webb were getting chummy in the front row. Tori's hubby Dean McDermott was conspicuously absent from her side, instead, Veronica was there to keep Tori company and take photos of the models as they strutted by on the catwalk.

The Around Bryant Park event attracted a host of celebs as well, with Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, Rachel Zoe and Heather Graham showing off their long wavy locks as they mixed and mingled. Oh yes, Lance Bass was there as well.

Gallery Info: Emma Heming, Bruce Willis, Mariska Hargitay, Rachel Zoe, Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, Lance Bass, Heather Graham and Tori Spelling at Spring 2010 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

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The Secret Life of an American Teenager...aka my shameful Sunday night secret. The new 90210...so bad but I require myself to watch. Yes, tween-targeted television is indeed my cultish obsession. But now, my "therapy sessions" are also the fodder for celebu-spawn Rumer Willis' fledging acting career. Apparently, interning at Marc Jacob's and hosting b-day parties at Tao, gets old...fast. Rumor has it, she wants to get back to her acting roots. Her first role was playing her dad's kidnapped daughter in Hostage; and now, she's aiming to one-day star alongside both mom and dad (sans each parent's child bride), but as someone other than their daughter.

Step One: Return to the big screen.

Taking a page from this year's summer of death, Hollywood's horror fest just got started with the Halloween 2 weekend. Rumer's starring role in Sorority Row on September 11 is looking to warm audiences up for Megan Fox's highly anticipated Jennifer's Body. A 1983 slasher remake? Perhaps Rumer's got Mia Farrow potential after all...

With Audrina in tow, this slasher is definitely making the Hollywood Hills alive with the sounds of screaming.



Gallery Info: Rumer Willis leaving her Manhattan Hotel on the Upper East Side.

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They grow up so fast don't they? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher along with Demi's ex-husband Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming threw an 18th birthday bash their daughter Scout LaRue Willis' 18th birthday. The party took place at the Cicada restaurant in Los Angeles California this past Friday, July 17.

Scout's younger sister Tallulah Belle Willis was also at the party, and was acting like one of the grown ups. She was flirting with an older man, cocktail in hand and carrying around a timeless accessory her own pack of Marlboro lights! The 15-year-old concluded the evening by being escorted out (the Willis women love their drinky) by her friends who all carefully steadied her as she tried to avoid the watchful glare of step-dad Ashton Kutcher.

Burlesque queen Dita von Teese was the entertainment for the night, which was in theme for the 1920's era party.

Gallery Info: Scout Willis, Rumer Willis, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Tallulah Willis, Emma Heming, Marisa Tomei, Amanda De Cadenet, Dita Von Teese and Sofia Vergara party on at Scout Willis' 18th Birthday Party.

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In honor of the little know holiday, Descendants Day, we present to you Hollywood celebs and their famous parents.

You know what they say, the apple never falls far from the tree. Enjoy!

Gallery Info: Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, Aaron Spelling, Tori Spelling, Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow, Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Donald Sutherland, Kiefer Sutherland, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, John Voight, Angelina Jolie, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Martin Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Steven Tyler, Liv Tyler, Janet Leigh, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Hanks, Colin Hanks, Ron Howard, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, Anne Meara, Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jaden Smith, John Aniston, Jennifer Aniston, Henry Fonda, Jane Fonda, Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan.

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Action hero Bruce Willis strips down to a pair of dark skivvies for his photoshoot with his 32-year-old model wife Emma Heming for a revealing spread in W magazine.

With Heming alternately going topless is an all-black ensemble, it's not hard to see why Bruce broke his vow to never remarry. He famously told an executive at his production company, "If I ever tell you I'm gonna get married again, punch me in the face."

However, Willis tells the magazine, "I spent the last 10 years single and, for the most part, unhappy. In a dark place. I never thought that being with someone else was the answer. I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself."

Hmm, hence the model auditions? Or as they tell the mag, the two met at Gunnar Peterson's gym in Los Angeles. Whatever. As long as Bruce is happy. We prefer him happy.

Gallery Info: Bruce Willis and Emma Heming in W magazine.

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It was a blended family affair at the high school graduation of celebuspawn Scout Willis in Los Angeles. Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming were in attendance, as well as Demi Moore and young hubby Ashton Kutcher.

Twitter fanatic, Kutcher, made sure to keep his followers up-to-date with his tweets from the graduation ceremony. "I am so proud she is an amazing young woman and I have learned so much from her already! What a gift!" Kutcher gushed, every bit the proud stepfather.

The more mundane tweets continued with: "Gotta pee only 20 diplomas to go." This was followed with: "I can't feel my butt anymore. Thank you hard plastic chair."

Kutcher added,"Nothing worse than sitting through a graduation after your kid has gotten their diploma." He wrapped up his up-to-the-minute coverage by writing: "OK two through high school, one to go."

Gallery Info: Bruce Willis, Emma Heming, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher attend their daughter's high school graduation.

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