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Her new regimen gave Simpson the idea to team up with her longtime personal trainer -- and childhood friend -- Mike Alexander from Sports Club/L.A. They plan not only to develop her own how-to video, but to get in the branding game with exercise equipment as well. "There's a treadmill I'm going to be putting out," she said. "And Mike's going to be giving me good tips for the video. He's a great guy, and he really keeps me focused."

[Just Jared]

"Screw you, asshole. Don't you know who I am?"

He was probably thrown off because she was actually ordering something.

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After the premiere, Drew and Stewie checked into the luxurious Beverly Hills Hotel and were seen having sex in the elevator.

[Hollywood Tuna]

My life is over. Oh God, what ever shall I do?

Life's gotten a whole lot simpler for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. The feuding former friends no longer need to worry about crossing paths at work. Fox has canceled their reality show, "The Simple Life."

[The Bosh]

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Elvis Presley was reportedly a flop in bed. Byron Raphael, who was "Elvis's pimp" from 1956 to 1960, claims a string of famous beauties told him the hip-swivelling lothario was a disaster between the sheets.

Elvis's right hand man goes on to tell the November issue of America's Playboy magazine how screen icon Marilyn Monroe scorned the singer's advances, while actress Natalie Wood moaned The King "didn't know how to screw".

[Female First]

For all you people looking to be written about on sites like this:

Casting directors from the hit MTV show “The Real World,” will be holding an open casting call, on October 15th, for new cast members at Bar Room Lounge (986 2nd Avenue) in New York City. Please note that Producer, Jonathan Murray will be present at this open casting call.

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• Come on, Viv. You can afford better than that. [I Don't Like You In That Way]
• Martin Holmes is pissed.[Jossip]
• Shockingly, Michael Jackson is still trying to have fun with little boys.[Female First]
• Tara Reid is still a slut.[The Bosh]
• In related Cynthia Nixon news, she'll be a guest star on the series "House."[Star Magazine]
• Charlotte Church says the "F" word.[Talk Entertainment]
• Steve Cojo's mother donates kidney. Good luck, Steven.[1010wins.com]
  

From special South Florida correspondent Andy Zeffer:

I saw Liza in concert on Saturday night.

There was a huge fracas in my section involving two gay men wearing matching hot pink boas. Some people complained about them and security came up and tried to arrest them. But they wouldn't get up. Then everybody starting sticking up for them, supposedly the people who complained were the real problem.

At one point one of the gay guys screamed "I came here to see LIZA!" at the top of his lungs.

Liza heard him on stage, looked over, and said "huh?"

Then she went back to the story she was sharing with the audience.

You would have found it hilarious.

The girl next to me said "How do you get arrested at a Liza Minnelli concert?"

Only in Florida. Help.

[Perez Hilton]