Posted by Christina Wasil

Okay, I know this is absolutely terrible, but it had to be posted.

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Britney Spears reportedly wants her family turned into dolls.

The sexy singer has asked toymakers Mattel to create plastic versions of her, husband Kevin Federline and their new baby son, Sean Preston, for fans to play with...

I don't know about you, but I'd light my Britney doll's hair on fire.

Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 45, reportedly wed at their Beverly Hills home on Saturday, September 24. After weeks of speculation, OK! magazine secured the rights to the exclusive wedding photos, paying an undisclosed sum (reportedly $3+ million). The on-newsstands-now photo spread reveals Demi wearing a white Lanvin gown and Ashton wearing a cream Brooks Brothers suit and a fedora. Ashton told OK! that marrying Demi was "the smartest thing I've ever done." Demi echoed similar feelings exclaiming, "I'm so proud to be Mrs. Ashton Kutcher!"

Well, the next season of Punk'd starts October 30, so I guess we know what's going to happen next.

[Just Jared]

It seems that one time smokestack Brad Pitt has given up smoking for his new lady love. While Brad used to enjoy regular nicotine festivals with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, Angelina prefers minty breath, And Brad has no problem obliging...except for his frequent fits of withdrawl. But he's lucky. People magazine quoted a source as saying, "Angelina wraps [Brad] up in love and comfort and he just calms down."

Isn't that yummy?

[The Bosh]

RUSH Limbaugh seemed a little irked yesterday he wasn't named to a list of "ubersexuals" put out by an ad agency that decided "metrosexuals" are passé. The radio motormouth doesn't generally engage in scurrilous gossip (that's our purview). But yesterday, Limbaugh cited Pierce Brosnan, Jon Stewart, Ewan McGregor, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and Bono as making the list — and then declared out of the blue that Bono has a mistress. The U2 frontman has been married for 23 years to high school sweetheart Ali Hewson, the mother of their four children. When a caller demanded to know what basis Limbaugh had in making his accusation, he replied cryptically: "You people are just going to have to trust me on this." U2's publicist told us: "This is so absurd it doesn't deserve a response. However, Bono and Edge have been spending a lot of time together in New York lately . . ."

[Page Six]

Thanks, Lorraine!

"Actually, I find myself constantly sneaking looks at women's shoes and stockings. I've developed this subconscious habit. It may be a little dangerous - I'm a little worried."

[Female First

Saturday night at the Kitchen Confidential party in the Pacific Design Center (West Hollywood), former Friends star Matthew Perry showed up with Gilmore Girls hottie mom Lauren Graham. "They definitely looked like a couple," an eyewitness tells PerezHilton.com.

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