Posted by Christina Wasil

[I Don't Like You In That Way]

MTV is gearing up for the thrid season of its popular reality show, Laguna Beach, this time focusing on a whole new batch of juniors and seniors.

[Page Six]

A photographer was charged with child endangerment and battery for allegedly striking a 5-year-old child with his camera and shoving another out of the way to take pictures of Reese Witherspoon and her children...The photographer also is charged with battering the 5-year-old's mother, who is a friend of Witherspoon, and two employees at a Disney theme park, said Anaheim Police Sgt. Rick Martinez. Wallace became angry when the "Legally Blonde" star and her friends declined to be photographed Sept. 2 at Disney's California Adventure and cursed them, Martinez said.

[Court TV]

She's so mean!

[MSNBC]

Because she doesn't like the way the word is used...

[The Superficial]

I love Britney gossip!

Britney Spears has decided to take down a jewel-encrusted bra that was for sale on eBay. The bra was one of several items that the singer had donated for hurricane relief. On her web site, Brit says she took down the listing because it was falsely thought to be worn during a "...Baby One More Time" performance. The auction of the bra had been removed from eBay once before when an eBay staffer decided it violated policy of not selling used undergarments.

[Star Magazine]

In case you're reading today's posts and are thinking to yourself 'Miu doesn't sound like her normal self today,' you're right! Allow myself to introduce myself...My name is Almondine Barkingprawn and I'll be filling in for Miu this week.

Cheers!

For real.

While Hollywood awaits a due date for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, one thing is already a known fact — when the baby does arrive, Scientology will play a major role. Tom and Katie are likely to follow the church's "silent birth" guidelines during delivery, which means no music and no talking during the birth, which also means no screaming during the pains of labor. The doctrine also states that newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or even spoken to for the first seven days of their lives, believing that babies go through so much pain during the birth, they shouldn't have to experience any further discomfort or sensory experience that could return later in life to haunt them.

[MSNBC]

Say it ain't so!!! Britan's Sunday Mirror is now reporting that Jude Law has dumped Sienna Miller saying "Jude has decided he and Sienna have no future and the relationship has become destructive."
I hope for that girl's sake that she was the dumper instead of the dumpee.
[ The Bosh]

Britney's website is filtering out the negative or not so nice messages. And giving you a template in case you want to write her a letter.

Isn't Adle nice?

[Defamer]