All Eva Longoria Posts

The tiny actress showed up on the British talk show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, talking about what she's been up to as an out-of-work actress these past three months during the writers' strike. According to Eva, "I'm in heaven! I've gained ten pounds, I pig out on pizza!" Um, yeah. I'm pretty sure she's lying. Unless she's started buying wigs made out of lead.

Eva was promoting her new film, "Over Her Dead Body," and chatted about her relationship with her new hubby, Tony Parker, saying that they're still enjoying the "honeymoon phase" and that she has yet to pass gas in front of him. As she tells it, "I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery." Nothing tantalizes a man more than wondering when exactly it is that his wife is expelling those gases that build up inside. I bet he's getting a boner right now, just thinking about it.

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More photos of Eva Longoria Parker outside Claridges Hotel are after the jump.

Here's Eva Longoria violating my corneas, retinas, pupils, area round my eyes, what have you with an electric blue 80's top. I think Krystle Carrington wore that when Alexis tossed her into the fountain. She's in London, promoting her new flick "Over Her Dead Body" at Claridges Hotel. "Over Her Dead Body" is a probing, fact-based look into the oppression of factory workers in Cummings Creek, Montana. Ok, no it's not. Eva actually plays some dead bitch who comes back to haunt her boyfriend Paul Rudd and his new girlfriend, Lake Bell. This film was bad enough when it starred Reese Witherspoon and Mark Rufalo. Why defile that corpse? Stop it, Eva. And message to Paul Rudd, you're way too good for that crap. Put off getting that ski lodge in Aspen for awhile and preserve your dignity.

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More photos of Eva Longoria promoting her new film 'Over Her Dead Body' at the Claridges Hotel are after the jump.

Here's a blind Eva Longoria being led around by hairburner to the stars, Ken Paves. She was blinded in a Loreal Preference hair color mishap. I saw her during ProjRun, muscling in on Heather Locklear's commercial territory. Heather needs to throw down and toss that bitch out before she takes over. Does Jessica Simpson know her bff Eva Longoria is canoodling with her main gay? Why is that we gays often link arms with our straight lady friends? I've pulled that before. It just seems...right somehow. Is one of us the grandmother substitute? You're walking around in the cold with your hag, and you just link arms. I don't get it. It's biological. Anyway, in Eva Longoria news, she's outed her husband, San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker, as a ham. She says that he often fakes injuries on the basketball court to insure that a foul is called. I don't know how basketball works because it's boring as hell and the men aren't my type. NO I DON'T MEAN BLACK, there's white guys in basketball, too. I mean tall. I'm not climbing any trees. Anyway, Eva says "sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is." She says that she gets nervous that Tony might really be injured. You should be more nervous that psychotic models are making up stories about him. You never know if it's foreshadowing.

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9 more photos of Eva Longoria going on a shopping spree with Ken Paves are after the jump.

The couple, Eva Longoria and basketball player, Tony Parker, claim that they are happily married as evidenced here by their little outing together and are consequently suing X17 over the photo agency's allegations of Parker's supposed infidelities with model Alexandra Paressant. The defamation suit alleges, "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source." Looking to get at least $20 million, the suit specifies that X17 never attemtpted to fact-check Paressant's claims, neither contacting Eva nor Tony before publishing their report. I have to admit, the "model" does seem to be a bit of a star-f*cker. And look, these two never go anywhere without holding hands because they're just so damn in love. Seriously, they're always holding hands now.

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12 more photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are after the jump.

San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker and actress Eva Longoria are dealing with those pesky cheatin' rumors by facing them head-on and looking cutesy at the airport late Friday night. Here they are arriving in San Antonio to attend a Spurs game, fingers interlaced and appearing to be the happiest couple ever. Model Alexandra Parressant has claimed that she was intimate with Big Tony, and both Tony and Eva have denied the allegations. They also attended a Spurs game in LA on Thursday night looking coupley. Tony is currently nursing an ankle injury, and has to sit out. Hopefully this will also keep him from sleeping with anymore of his wedding guests. Ouch. I know it's a he said/she said situation but the model in question was a guest at their wedding in Paris. So, either Tony is completely without boundaries or it's Single White Model. Thoughts?

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More photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker at LAX after the jump.

All this talk about a supposed affair going on between husband Tony Parker and some model has Eva Longoria showing her faith in her relationship with her husband by stepping out with him at the Staples Center. The couple headed over to the arena in Los Angeles last night for a game between the L.A. Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs, Tony's basketball team. A sprained ankle had Tony sitting out the game, while Eva chatted with her buddies, Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez. The two also took a trip to restaurant Katsuya for some sushi and appear outwardly to be operating as if all things are normal, which I guess is what I'd be doing if I were in their situation--I mean, what can you do really? I do have to commend Eva on her choice of accessories. I know that if my husband were suspected of cheating on me, I'd like to be putting my best foot forward, clad in a gorgeous, leather boot like hers.

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More photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker at Katsuya, plus Eva at the Spurs game with Sheryl Crow and chatting up Ed Burns, after the jump.

UPDATE: Both Tony and Eva are denying the affair accusations, with Tony saying of his wife, "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Eva, for her part is saying, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."

And from this picture, it looks like she also does a little ass-less modeling on the side as well. Alexandra Paressant is saying that Tony Parker has been stepping out on his wife, Eva Longoria, with her and that she was even a guest at the couple's wedding this past summer. Paressant says that their contact escalated to sexually-charged phone communication and during a visit in Paris in September, Parker and she became intimate. She says that Tony's motivation for the affair was partially because he felt sexually repressed with Eva. According to Paressant, "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne." Ha! If that's true, then it's awesome. And I'm talking about Eva's skin care regime. Also, the two were broken up for a short period after their engagement, and rumors of Eva engaging in a romantic tryst with Mario Lopez have also plagued their relationship so, who knows? Either way, this Alexandra woman is clearly a very specific type of star-fucker, having had dated Brazilian soccer star, Ronaldinho. Posh, girl, you might want to cut that tour short to stay home and keep an eye on David.

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She's all covered up in these photos, dressed like she's wearing a P. Diddy costume, but when she was in Germany for the Bambi awards, Eva Longoria was drawing lots of attention with what people are now speculating might be some enhanced cleavage. In addition, Eva recently marveled over Demi Moore's appearance stating that she wanted to look like her when she reaches the age of 42. Eva is quoted by the Daily Mail as saying, "And it's obviously your physical health, but there's a lot of maintenance involved, and I'm not talking about anti-ageing." Well, as vague of an insinuation that she's had her boobs done as that might be, we feel it our duty to put it out there, just in case we're accidentally right. Also, what is that giant gold tassel for that she's carrying? Is that the "Golden Compass" or something?

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No, Tom Cruise isn't being rewarded by Germany for being particularly doe-eyed and lovable, as you might surmise by the fact that he received a Bambi award. Basically, it's a prestigious media award that is 59 years in the making and the daughter of one of the winners once noticed that the tiny golden statuette resembled a deer, hence the name Bambi. With that kind of logic, it's a good thing I wasn't the daughter of some Oscar winner years and years ago, otherwise, I'm sure we'd be calling it something way more phallic these days. Anywho, Tom's work on the film, "Valkyrie," about a botched plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler, has earned him kudos with German film critics and here are pictures of the diminutive actor on the red carpet with wife, Katie, who is debuting a new haircut that although I think is cute, might be a smidge too Ramona Quimby for my taste, but here's to taking risks. These pictures are awesome after the jump, with Rihanna sporting a clingy leopard-print gown, a still fantastic-looking Sophia Loren and an enthusiastic Eva Longoria for your viewing pleasure.

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See more photos from the red carpet (Sophia Loren, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, ) after the jump.

I love this picture of Eva Longoria, clapping and looking like she's having a good old time, because this is how I laugh--not all pretty and polite, but with my uvula and dental work showing. And it seems she was loving her own dinner party so much the other night at the Chateau Marmont, that she insisted on pulling together some chairs, so she could hang out with Victoria Beckham, Ken Paves and Shakira, along with some other friends. From Page Six:

"Eva ran straight over to Posh and started pulling up chairs around a big table so they could sit together."

"The host was furious. She told Eva, 'You cannot bring any more chairs over here. This is a dining room.' Eva didn't listen to her, and a head server had to start pulling the chairs from her and move them back to the dining area so people with reservations could sit."

OK, now I've been a hostess before and people who randomly start doing stuff like that used to piss me off, but seriously, hasn't the Chateau Marmont had much worse to deal with when Lindsay Lohan was living there? I'm sure that woman didn't even bother moving the chairs around. She was probably grinding them down to a fine dust and snorting them, just because.

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