All Eva Longoria Posts

Eva Longoria is done pigging out and has to get back in shape because she's wanted back on the set of "Desperate Housewives," to play Gabrielle Solis. Personally, I have no idea where she put those alleged extra ten pounds, because she looks the same to me, but Eva claims that now that she's working again, she'll be keeping an eye on what she's eating and exercising regularly.

"It is so much easier being in shape when you're on the show because you have a chef and the gym is right there, so you really have no excuse," Eva says. Yes, you really don't.

Meanwhile, here's Eva at the LAX airport and once again, I have to say that she's looking very fab in her all-black ensemble and sunglasses. It's my favorite look for a celebrity at the airport, which I've seen Rihanna rocking as well.

More photos of Eva Longoria at LAX are after the jump.

Eva Longoria and her husband, Tony Parker, are enjoying the last lazy days of the writers' strike with a vacation in Mexico. The newlyweds soaked up some rays, with Eva taking a break to lotion up her tiny body parts. These people sure enjoy lots of vacation. Maybe they're still mending the weirdness caused brought on by that topless model. In any case, they look like they're having a good time.

It's a hard-knock life.

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20 more photos of a bikini-clad Eva Longoria and Tony Parker enjoying some vacation time in Mexico after the jump.

Here's some snaps of Eva Longoria, husband Tony Parker and friends checking out the San Antonio zoo. She was hanging with the children of her friends, and enjoying a popsicle while her hubby gave piggy-back rides. Thankfully no delusional French models came out from behind the reptile house to accuse Tony of sleeping with them. Also, no tigers escaped to maul Eva. That's a good thing, because death by tiger is harsh. Granted she's an annoying twit, but I wouldn't wish being eaten by a tiger on anyone. Except maybe Bill O'Reilly.

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More of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker with child after the jump.

Thundercats roar! The penultimate cougar, Raquel Welch, was at the Michael Kors show at Fashion Week along with a few others. Sigourney Weaver looks a little spooked and like she's still playing the role of first lady from "Dave" in this sensible-looking ensemble, but I still love her cause she can kick alien ass. Natasha Richardson is practically calling out her own cougar status with that animal-print trench she's wearing and that interesting facial expression. Future cougar, Eva Longoria, looks like she might getting some practice by rocking one of Raquel's wigs. Don't snort. They're expensive.

More photos from the Michael Kors show featuring Ellen Pompeo, Chris Ivery, Debra Messing, Sigourney Weaver, Angie Harmon, Eva Longoria, Raquel Welch and Joy Bryant are after the jump.

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These are some really fun pictures of Eva Longoria posing for a photo spread for a clothing line for Bebe Sport. Eva has said in the past of the line, "I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really know what works well for that type of activity. I love how stylish and comfortable the collection is."

The clothes are great--I especially like the silver sheath mini dress. I think it will be perfect for the next time I pop over to the gym and jump on the elliptical. It's not at all ridiculous.

Eva looks great, but I couldn't help noticing that she's posing on a yellow car, which in my experience usually belong to either taxi cab drivers or assholes.

More shots of Eva Longoria from her Bebe Sport campaign are after the jump.

Eva Longoria would like to thank all of the writers who are currently out of work as they fight for fair compensation. See, they enabled her to spend time with her new husband, NBA player Tony Parker! Thanks, guys, I know you're wondering how you're going to pay your mortgage and stuff but Eva was able to discover that Tony doesn't like hummus! She would never have known that if she had to keep reporting to the set of "Desperate Housewives" and they were unable to have that crucial time together! Crucial hummus discovery time! She's referring to the writer's strike as "perfect timing". Eva's been promoting that movie where's she's some kind of obnoxious specter and....wearing more electric blue and this time with some sort of fur concoction over it. Here she is leaving the ABC studios after appearing on "Regis and Kelly". If she's had so much goddamn time off, you would think she would open "Vogue" or something and get some tips. Damn, did she kill Fantastic Mr. Fox?

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The Desperate Housewives star recently stepped out at the Arclight in Hollywood to premiere her film Over Her Dead Body. Eva Longoria is talking some mess about how she used to be considered an "ugly duckling" by her family, and growing up, she "developed a skill not to depend on anything superficial because I didn't have anything superficial to depend on."

Basically, because Eva was the only one of her sisters who didn't have blonde hair and hazel eyes, she was labeled as the "ugly" one. Wow. Those self-hating Latinas should hang out with Jessica Alba. Sounds like they'd have lots to talk about. But more than anything, I'm just confused...where's the personality Eva had to develop?

Eva's Desperate Housewives co-star and off-screen buddy Felicity Huffman was also at the premiere as well as Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton. That actually leads me to believe that they really are friends, because only someone who really cares about you is going to attend your lame movie premiere just to add some star power to it, even when they know it's going to be HORRIBLE. Did you see the previews? Ugh. Being haunted by Eva Longoria looks like the worst.

Oh wow and the hot El Pollo Loco guy was there too. Nice.

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30 more photos for the "Over Her Dead Body" premiere featuring Eva Longoria, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs, Lindsay Sloane, Nicollette Sheridan, Michael Bolton, Matt Cedeno, Corbin Bleu, Felicity Huffman, Mario Lopez, Zachery Levi, Sarah Lancaster, Leah Remini, and Bonnie Sommerville are after the jump.

As we mentioned earlier, we've long since been ready for some outfits and speeches to criticize and applaud and were so happy that the Screen Actor's Guild appeared to have plenty of that. Pregnant Angelina looked radiant in a flowing, brown gown that cleverly concealed her baby bump, but we all know it's there. I do love Brad's suit as well--an all-black twist on a classic three piece ensemble. The couple look as if they couldn't be happier.

Eva Longoria was channeling some serious Joan Collins in her outfit, even down to the sparkly, over-the-top earrings. I half expect her to smash a champagne glass into Kyle McLaughlin's face after this picture was taken because she believed him to be cheating on her, even though they are neither married nor dating. Teri Hatcher is checking out Cate Blanchett's baby bump and for a moment there, I thought she was tempted to give her a little belly bump.

And Sandra Oh looks pleasant, yet confusing in her pink and black dress, with half of a giant bow attached to her torso. She looks like a haphazardly wrapped present.

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11 more photos from inside the Screen Actors Guild Award ceremony featuring Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kyle McLachlan, Eva Longoria, Marion Cotillard, Cate Blanchett, Jeremy Piven, Ludacris, David Kelly, Michelle Pfieffer, Sandra Oh and Marcia Cross are after the jump.

It all comes down to the dresses doesn't it? Other than Kate Hudson's peacock inspired gown, and Kate Beckinsale's caked on makeup, I say the women looked lovely. It was a barrage of beauty on the red carpet at the SAG Awards featuring the likes of Eva Longoria, America Ferrara, Christina Applegate, Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Debra Messing, Ellen Page, Nikki Blonsky, Teri Hatcher, Glenn Close, Chandra Wilson, Nicollette Sheridan, Marion Cotillard, Kate Beckinsale, Rebecca Romijn, Marcia Cross, Jenna Fischer, Lisa Rinna, Phoebe Price, Sally Field, Krya Sedgwick, Jane Krakowski, Ana Ortiz, Ellen Pompeo, Sara Ramierez, Marg Helgenberger, Becki Newton, Vanessa Williams, Edie Falco, Tilda Swinton, Allison Janney, Sandra Oh, Ashley Tisdale, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Carla Gugino and Amanda Bynes.

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55 more photos of the women on the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild Awards are after the jump.

Seeing that this is the first major televised award ceremony of the year, we've got tons of photos coming your way. First off, we're starting off with the couples. Some of those present were actual couples, some were odd couples, and some were just having a fun photo-op moment. We've got Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Ellen Page and Rainn Wilson, Eva Longoria and Jeremy Piven, Chris Diamantopoulos and Becki Newton, Josh Brolin and Jeremy Piven, Hal Holbrook and Dixie Carter, Edie Falco and Christopher Walken, Michelle Pfeiffer and David E. Kelley, plus Joey Fatone and Lisa Rinna.

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15 more photos of the couples from the Screen Actors Guild Awards are after the jump.