The night before Kevin Federline was scheduled to host the 2DayFM radio show the following morning, the chubby ex-husband of Britney Spears became enraged by a headline on the show's website.

It read, "Hear (Federline) confess that he's not ruling out getting back together with Britney!!" Federline's publicist tells the Herald Sun, "The headline was completely out of context with the interview and Kevin is not getting back with Britney, so he said, 'F*** them, I'm not going to do their show.'"

The following morning, K-Fed simply didn't turn up at the expected 6:40 a.m. start time, leaving the hosts to cover for the failed rapper.

Let's be real--Kevin was probably busy eating an entire turkey by himself and simply couldn't be bothered.

Gallery Info: Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince shopping at Ed Hardy in Bondi Junction.

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It's been rumored that the never confirmed relationship between Britney Spears and her manager Jason Trawick was over. The two haven't been seen together for quite some time. That was until yesterday.

The couple was spotted enjoying a drive in Los Angeles, CA yesterday. Well, enjoying may not be the word. It's hard to tell from the body language what was going on in the car, but the twosome seemed to be having an intense discussion.

Maybe the conversation had to do something with one of Britney's exes? Brit's former boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, faces up to one year in jail after he plead no contest to leaving the scene of an accident after he allegedly drove his car toward a man serving a restraining order against him from the pop star's father.

Or maybe they were chatting about what a pig Kevin Federline is. Kevin is being sued by his former landlords who claim that he turned their home into a cigarette-riddled, spit-stained dump. Plus he owes them unpaid rent, plus compensation for the damages with total $110,661.

Jason seems like he's a peach compared to those two losers.

Gallery Info: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick driving in Los Angeles on October 9, 2009

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Professional father Kevin Federline is pictured here with his girlfriend Victoria Prince and a friend heading out for lunch to Kabuki Sushi Bar. I'm assuming that those are his leftovers in the suitcase that he's dragging behind him.

He still needs to put on a few more pounds if he wants to make any impact on Celebrity Fit Club.

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Why oh why can't Britney Spears have the sense to hire a stylist? I mean, come on! She's not even trying here. Rachel Zoe has to have room for one more client. Despite the fact that she says she's so busy, if she cut out the personal drama self-questioning, she'd have another six hours added onto her day. Plenty of time to dress the Britster.

Her ex-husband Kevin Federline typically fair any better with his t-shirt tents that he wears. He may not be wearing the tents forever. I'm amazed that I'm saying this, but the dumb fuck may not be as dumb as we have all thought he was. He apparently got fat for a TV deal.

Kevin is joining the cast of Celebrity Fit Club, a rep for VH1 confirmed to People.

Also appearing on the seventh season of the show will be Federline's ex-girlfriend (and the mother of two of his kids) Shar Jackson, according to a source.

Their children must be so proud.

Gallery Info: Britney Spears and a friend out getting a Starbucks coffee in Beverly Hills, CA.

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Doing a little vacationing (or rather following ex-wife Britney Spears on tour) in Miami, Florida, Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince hit the pool with Kevin's son's Sean Preston and Jayden James.

What happened next could have made a grown man cry. Kevin decided to go shirtless and spend some time in the pool with the boys, and revealed an extremely portly self.

I mean how did he get that huge? Was part of his settlement with Britney that he was paid extra for every pound he put on? WOW!

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Holy crap! Former husband to Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, continues to look quite enormous in a billowy white oversized T-shirt and basketball shorts.

The father of Britney's two sons stepped out for a bite to eat at the Faces and Names bar and lounge in New York City with girlfriend, Victoria Prince. Initially, I was shocked to see how much weight he's gained over the past few years until I realized that sitting around doing a whole lotta nothing will do that to a person.

The sad part is that when this loser is ready to lose the weight, he'll probably snag some big weight-loss endorsement deal and make another small fortune.

Gallery Info: Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince enjoy lunch together at Faces and Names bar and lounge in NYC.

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Kevin Federline may soon be back in the public eye. We all remember the hearing that K-Fed was gonna be doing his own reality show, right? Well it looks like he's started working on it even though he still doesn't have a channel that will air it.

The reality show will center around Kevin and how he is basically a full-time dad. I feel like we can expect cameos from sons Jayden James Federline and Sean Preston Federline, although I doubt that their mommy Britney Spears will be around.

Apparently K-Fed is hoping that VH1 will pick up the show after seeing the pilot. I'm thinking that if they picked up Rock Of Love season 3 at some point, this one is definitely going to be on their list.

"I have a lot of different things I'm working on right now," Kevin told reporters, "None of the things are really floating yet...as soon as I have the chance to come out and tell everybody about it, I will."

I think I'd be most excited about watching Kevin's two kids Kori and Kaleb interact with Jayden James and Sean Preston. That could be so entertaining. And don't forget to throw girlfriend Victoria Prince in the mix! Perfect! They can get gas and eat Lays as much as the camera can handle. But Kevin, seriously, lay of the Lays. You're looking a little rounder than one should.

Gallery Info: Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince stop for gas, some chips and pick up his kids Kori and Kaleb.

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There's really no other way to put it.

Despite rumors that he is on a work out and diet regiment in order to lose weight for his upcoming reality show, Kevin Federline doesn't appear to have lost a pound as he played a round of golf in Studio City, CA yesterday.

At least his girlfriend Victoria Prince is still skinny.

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Britney Spears is blonde once again, although it doesn't looks she's too excited about. After spending 9 hours at the Andy Lecompte Salon in West Hollywood, Britney emerged with the blonde, blonde hair, and hair extensions. Maybe it was the 9 hours that made her seem unexcited.

She didn't let the fact that she'd just spent 9 hours on her hair ruin her night though, Britney spent the venting at the Grand Star Jazz Club. The excitement of jazz still didn't seem to excite her though. You think after a successful European tour and new hair she'd be happier.

MailOnline reports that Brit-Brit had made a deal with her father, Jamie Spears, and ex-husband Kevin Federline that she would get $5,000 a week for taking sons Jayden James and Sean Preston on tour with her. That can't be good for the boys. "Mommy will take you with her as long as she gets paid." I don't how this will fit into the fact that her conservatorship is going to end soon.

Oh Britney, the hair looks great, be motherly to your children, and smile some more, who cares if Germany booed you. Love you!

Gallery Info: Britney Spears unveils her new blonde do and hits up the Grand Star Jazz Club.

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