Sex tape? Yes. Dancing? Hell no. Acting?? Lets Hope for CSI:NYs sake! Butt (hehe!) no matter what kind of performance sexy Kim Kardashian gives, the ability to rake in those fees for posing and walking to and from your car is a talent we all wish we possessed.  Just a little?? Lies if you said no!!!

Gallery Info:Socialite Kim Kardashian and her mom Kris Jenner seen leaving The Ivy By
The Shore restaurant after lunch in Santa Monica, CA - November 2, 2009.


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It all started out with a nice walk on the beach and some reflection on top of a boat. The Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney decided to spend a fun-filled day in Santa Barbara. The only catch, it wasn't a "real" day, it was a "reality" day. They were being filmed while "getting real."

Their day included rollerblading, horseback riding and riding a pedal kart. the sisters even hired three fake paparazzi photographers to shoot them while they were shooting for their show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Reality kind of stinks.

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Why not. He did pay for it.

After the quickie marriage to Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom wants a quickie baby. In a dramatic interview on Chelsea Lately (kidding), Lamar said he wants his bride to be pregnant soon.

Khloe was apparently caught off guard and blurted out "Okay!"

"I stopped my QuickTrim diet for a little bit around the time I met Lamar," Kardashian, who dropped 25 pounds this fall, told E! News. "I was so in love, and I was at my perfect weight, and I didn't want to do it anymore. Since marriage, I've gained about five pounds." (She says she is back on the QuickTrim diet.)

Besides a possible pregnancy, they have another project potentially in the works: their own reality show!

"Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it.," she says. "I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don't know. We've got to get through the holidays, and then we'll discuss it again after that."

Do we seriously need three Kardashian reality TV shows? I think not.

Gallery Info: Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom film scenes for a reality show in Santa Monica on November 5, 2009.

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Bruce Jenner was the only member of the reality television family featured in Keeping Up With The Kardashians who was successful in a charity boxing match on Tuesday. The opportunity to face off with Kim Kardashian, her step-father, Bruce, and her brother, Rob Kardashian, were auctioned off to raise money for The Dream Foundation.

The event kicked off when 22-year-old Rob was quickly floored by his much larger opponent, much to the ire of his surrounding family, who pleaded for the fight to end after the first round.

After making fans wait for an hour, Bruce and Kim, faced their opponents with Bruce emerging victorious and Kim...well, not missing any teeth. Just before she threw her first punch, Kim posted on Twitter, "About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!"
Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick were also scheduled to fight, but backed out before the big event. So really, they're the only losers here.

Gallery Info: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Chuy Bravo, Kourtney Kardashian and Rob Kardashian at the Kardashian charity boxing night for The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California.

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It was a 99-92 win for the LA Lakers over the Los Angeles Clippers. Khloe Karshashian was there to cheer on her husband Lamar Odom who was concentrating on the season. "We feel like we can play for the record of most wins in a season and win another championship," Odom said.

Other celebrities attending were David Beckham, Heather Locklear, Jack Wagner, Nick Hilton, Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend, Blake Griffin, Kim Kardashian, Sacha Baron Cohen, Adam Levine and of course Jack Nicholson.

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Uh oh. In case you didn't already think that the quickie wedding didn't bode well for the future of the relationship between Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian, now the two have officially doomed their relationship.

According to Khloe's official website, the twosome went and got matching tattoos to commemorate their relationship. Kardashian writes, "Saturday night Lamar and I were eating at Sunset Plaza and I just said, 'Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!'"

Hmm, they really should have covered this in the pre-nup.

Gallery Info: Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Philippe West Hollywood grand opening.

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Fashion-loving couple, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, stepped out onto the red carpet with a big chunk of her family to the Rich Soil launch at Kitson LA.

Flanked by Kris and Bruce Jenner and new sisters-in-law, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar talked to Us Weekly about his not-so-immediate plans for starting a family with his new wife.

The Los Angeles Laker said, "Maybe one day, hopefully. That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring." Wow. Royalty. Who knew?

Gallery Info: Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian, Chad Rogers, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and Joel Silver at the Rich Soil launch at Kitson LA.

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Young newlyweds, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian, have finally come to a verbal prenuptial contract upon which both the professional athlete and reality TV starlet have agreed, reports TMZ.

While Los Angeles Laker Lamar will be retaining complete control over his $33 million from the his 4-year-contract with the basketball franchise, he will be financing a house for the both of them, likely to cost at least $5 million.

In addition, Khloe will receiving an annual allowance throughout the course of the couple's union and Lamar has agreed to finance a joint account.

Ah, the simplicity and innocence of young love.

Gallery Info: Khloe Kardashian promotes Quick Trim at the GNC store in the Fashion Square Mall.

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Come here gullible kiddies, follow our big asses to your local GNC and pick up some Quick Trim.

Not having used the product, I probably shouldn't talk, but I will anyway. Khloe Kardashian recently revealed that she lost a ton of weight due to Quick Trim. Sister, Kim Kardashian uses the product as well. Kim has stated, "Using Quick Trim helped boost my metabolism and jump start my weight loss."

That doesn't sound like something Kim Kardashian would say, but if you're all for using a weight loss product that hasn't been endorsed by the FDA, go for it!

Gallery Info: Kim and Khloe Kardashian promote Quick Trim dietary supplements at GNC in Beverly Hills - Launch the gallery to check out Kim and Khloe's results

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