Posted by Kimberly London

• clive owen - new details cover boy! [popbytes]
• Giorgia Palmas Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
• Rumer Willis is a Dunce -- Literally [Just Jared]
• John Travolta's Umbrella Holder Guy [Hollywood Rag]
• Bell-Bottoming Out [MollyGood]
• That's A Dude! [Dlisted]
• Charlize Theron's Bikini is not a Substitute for a Career [Egotastic]
• Further Proof That Jason Alexander Is In No Way Funny [Best Week Ever]
• Melanie B enjoys some champagne on the beach. [PITNB]
• She's Just A Waitress From Upstate NY [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Scientology Still Exists [IDLYITW]
• Nicole Richie is an Oxymoron [CityRag]

Uh, he's living to be born. (Not Totally Safe For Work)

(Flynet)

Find out who's wearing the second skin after the jump.

• Dead Ringer [MollyGood]
• Rod Stewart's Kids Suck [IDLYITW]
• Kicked Out Cabbie [Dlisted]
• Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
• TRAILER MIX: National Treasure 2 Is The Voltron Of Terrible Screenplay Ideas [Best Week Ever]
• rob zombie's halloween! [popbytes]
• It's Lollapalooza time! [PITNB]
• Anna Farris Is A Sexy Bunny [Hollywood Tuna]
• Summer Buddy [CityRag]
• Brooke Shields In Bridgehampton [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Grey's Girls Gone Wild!!! [Just Jared]
• He's Probably High [Hollywood Rag]

He gave Best Week Ever a taste of his version of Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain."

• "Dark Angel" Won't Stop Talking [MollyGood]
• That Other Willis Girl [Dlisted]
• Avril Lavigne's Bikini Bra Shows Off Some Cleavage [Egotastic]
• bat for lashes los angeles show! [popbytes]
• Rod Stewart's Kids Suck [IDLYITW]
• Matthew McConaughey Marketing [CityRag]
• LA Galaxy fans aren't happy that David Beckham is not playing. [PITNB]
• The Show Will Go On For Gwen Stefani [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Katharine McPhee Is Reason To Watch The News [Hollywood Tuna]
• Lance Bass "Out of Sync" Book Cover [Just Jared]
• Jessica Simpson Dresses for Men [Hollywood Rag]

(WENN)

Find out who the cheeky celeb is after the jump.

A little NSFW fun.

Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an "assistant" to explain why they always went out together? (Gatecrasher)

This beautiful American movie star was tipped for a glittering career not so long ago but he quickly got more interested in drugs than acting. New York party-goers tell of an extraordinary night when he over-dosed in the middle of the room, while a Saturday Night Live funnyman vomited all around him. The actor was removed by paramedics and the party just carried on. [popbitch]