Sex tape? Yes. Dancing? Hell no. Acting?? Lets Hope for CSI:NYs sake! Butt (hehe!) no matter what kind of performance sexy Kim Kardashian gives, the ability to rake in those fees for posing and walking to and from your car is a talent we all wish we possessed.  Just a little?? Lies if you said no!!!

Gallery Info:Socialite Kim Kardashian and her mom Kris Jenner seen leaving The Ivy By
The Shore restaurant after lunch in Santa Monica, CA - November 2, 2009.


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It all started out with a nice walk on the beach and some reflection on top of a boat. The Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney decided to spend a fun-filled day in Santa Barbara. The only catch, it wasn't a "real" day, it was a "reality" day. They were being filmed while "getting real."

Their day included rollerblading, horseback riding and riding a pedal kart. the sisters even hired three fake paparazzi photographers to shoot them while they were shooting for their show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Reality kind of stinks.

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Bruce Jenner was the only member of the reality television family featured in Keeping Up With The Kardashians who was successful in a charity boxing match on Tuesday. The opportunity to face off with Kim Kardashian, her step-father, Bruce, and her brother, Rob Kardashian, were auctioned off to raise money for The Dream Foundation.

The event kicked off when 22-year-old Rob was quickly floored by his much larger opponent, much to the ire of his surrounding family, who pleaded for the fight to end after the first round.

After making fans wait for an hour, Bruce and Kim, faced their opponents with Bruce emerging victorious and Kim...well, not missing any teeth. Just before she threw her first punch, Kim posted on Twitter, "About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!"
Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick were also scheduled to fight, but backed out before the big event. So really, they're the only losers here.

Gallery Info: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Chuy Bravo, Kourtney Kardashian and Rob Kardashian at the Kardashian charity boxing night for The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California.

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Fashion-loving couple, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, stepped out onto the red carpet with a big chunk of her family to the Rich Soil launch at Kitson LA.

Flanked by Kris and Bruce Jenner and new sisters-in-law, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar talked to Us Weekly about his not-so-immediate plans for starting a family with his new wife.

The Los Angeles Laker said, "Maybe one day, hopefully. That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring." Wow. Royalty. Who knew?

Gallery Info: Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian, Chad Rogers, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and Joel Silver at the Rich Soil launch at Kitson LA.

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This isn't the kind of stress Kourtney Kardashian needs right now! The preggers reality TV star's home was burglarized this weekend. Kourtney returned to her home Saturday night around 8:30 pm and discovered the break-in.

TMZ reports that hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelry was reportedly taken. The home is in a gated community.

Among the items missing are Kourtney's Cartier watch worth around $30,000, an expensive Rolex owned by her boyfriend, multiple diamonds including diamond hoops. Plus, she's missing some vintage jewelry her late father Robert Kardashian had left her.

I smell a very special episode of Keeping With the Kardahians!

Gallery Info: Kourtney Kardashian at Kim Kardashian's birthday celebration TAO nightclub inside the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino

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The reality television clan, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian hit the red carpet for the launch of Famous Cupcakes in Beverly Hills, each wearing big smiles on their faces.

The sisters three posed for pictures, each dressed in short mini-dresses in trademark Kardashian colors of purple, midnight blue and black. The threesome have had quite a year.

Khloe jokes, "I don't know what happened to us. Kourtney's pregnant, and me, the wild child, I just got married!" And Kourtney's belly was front and center for the event, with the expecting mom frequently cupping her swollen tummy.

Meanwhile, we apologize that there are so few cupcakes in these pictures. Oh, cupcakes.

Gallery Info: Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Lorenzo Lamas and Shayne Lamas at the Famous Cupcakes store opening at Beverly Hills.

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Newlywed Khloe Kardashian flashed her bling while working at her store Dash in Calabasas yesterday. While the Kardashian girls have been making headlines recently with sister Kourtney's surprise pregnancy, and Khloe's shot gun wedding to LA Laker Lamar Odom, Kim seemed quite happy to soak up some spot light; smiling and posing for photogs as she made her way to Dash. The girls even found time to pose with adoring fans!

Gallery Info: Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Her Bling in Calabasas.

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