Oh jeezus please us, this gay just fell off the couch and began writhing on the floor in gay pop diva ecstasy. Quick, someone put on a bass fishing program to pull me back from no return.
Madonna will reportedly
join Britney Spears for some dates on her Circus tour this summer.
By the way, Madonna is the fifty-year old pictured above
with the Louis Vuitton merchandise in that French bistro that is apparently on fire or something because there is some smoke up in that brasserie obscuring the lens!
"Choreographers have been asked to create an out-of-this-world dance routine for Britney and Madonna. When
Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Hard Candy tour it was very
sedate. This is going to be a high energy dance routine - getting back
to what they are both good at, performing," a source says.
Remember when Britney showed up for "Human Nature" on Madonna's tour and
looked pretty and smiled blankly? Here's a question for Britney. How come
your dancing in the "Womanizer" video is so rad and like old Britney, but in the all of the live performances since then, you kinda just...
do things with your hands and stand in one place and then occasionally move to the other side of the stage despite having your body back and
being on track? Was there a lot of *ahem* Red Bull on the video set? Did dad have a cattle prod? I want to see dancin' up a storm Britney!
Check out all the photos of
Madonna for
Louis Vuitton in the gallery!
