In extensive interview with the New York Times, Megan Fox opens up about her relationship with Brian Austin Green, describing how the two met on the set of Hope & Faith. Fox starred on the show and Green showed up to play himself in an episode.

As Megan tells it, "I didn't know who he was from 90210, but I liked him right away. Everyone was around the monitor watching a scene, and Brian accidentally touched my leg. I remember literal electricity shooting through me and out me from every direction. It was like magic."

Their relationship has spanned five years, but Fox laments, "Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore."

To be fair, though, you didn't recognize David Silver when you first met him. For SHAME!

Gallery Info: Megan Fox and boyfriend Brian Austin Green take Brian's son Kassius Green out to eat with them at Chin Chin in Los Angeles.

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Oy vey.  This one again.  Happy Monday!

Megan Fox had a long chat with the New York Times where she continues to unleash the crazy on us unsuspecting lot.  Ok, so we're a bit suspecting by now.

She spoke briefly about the stink-bomb that was Jennifer's Body:

"People expected Jennifer's Body to make so much money, but I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare."

Traitor!  She's out of the secret girl club.  She also had this to say:

"If I was to have a message, it would be to be a different kind of role model to girls. With Jennifer's Body, I want to say, It's O.K. to be different from how you're supposed to be. I worry that's totally lost."

Hmm, is that the message I was supposed to get from a lesbian zombie movie?  I guess I was busy being a scary nightmare.  But hey, I like to start a Monday morning saying something nice, so at least homegirl looks good in her underwear.

Gallery Info: Megan Fox leaves the Coffee Bean in Studio City, CA, whilst thinking many deep thoughts.

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OK, so Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green might not be engaged, but it would appear that these two are doing their best to work things out as a couple.

Don't they just look so happy together? Casually dressed in a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, Megan tells Brian some hilarious story about how her boobs are amazing and Brian chuckles even though he's heard it before while they run some errands in Los Angeles.

They may have been robbed, but they're the ones responsible for stealing each other's hearts. Pun totally INTENDED!

Gallery Info: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green seem happy as ever as they run errands together in Los Angeles.

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Having your home broken into, especially by a bunch of teenage twats has to be emotionally difficult. A cure for something like that is shopping.

That's just what Megan Fox did yesterday afternoon. Megan Fox burned a little cash at Cisco Home yesterday. Be strong girl.

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The infamous burglary ring that was recently busted up is being implicated in break-ins involving Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green and Ashley Tisdale. A snitch tells People magazine that it wasn't until Brian Austin Green's stolen handgun was retrieved. Additionally, the actor retrieved a Rolex Submariner watch.

It is being estimated that the Los Angeles-based group of burglars obtained millions of dollars in stolen goods during their string of robberies. This adds to the list of celebrity victims, which includes Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Audrina Patridge.

Quick question--is it illegal to sneak into celebrity's homes and smell their pillows? Cause I don't think I'd do well in jail.

Gallery Info: Ashley Tisdale gets emotional on the red carpet of This Is It in Los Angeles at the Nokia Theatre downtown.

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Johnny Depp and Keith Richards made a surprise appearance at this year's Spike TV's Scream 2009. The award show honors the best in sci-fi, horror, fantasy and comic-inspired movies and TV shows.

True Blood and Twilight took home four awards. Transformers won three prizes. One of the highlights of the night is when Star Trek won the Ultimate Scream Award and William Shatner stepped out onstage to accept the award.

"J.J., I'll handle this," Shatner said to J.J. Abrams, seated in the audience, who also won best director and best sci-fi movie for Star Trek.

"This movie was big," Shatner said. "Imagine how big it could have been with me in it? ... I'll be waiting for your call."

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Gallery Info: Celebrities at Spike TV's Scream 2009 Awards

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Looking stunning in red, Megan Fox took home the Best Sci-Fi Actress award at the 2009 Scream Awards last night in Los Angeles.

The 23-year-old was the center of attention of the star-studded ceremony at the Greek Theatre in Hollywood, where she outshone contemporaries Jessica Alba and Liv Tyler.

The awards show airs on Spike TV October 27th at 10pm ET/PT.

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The Beckham's have been replaced! First there was news that Cristiano Ronaldo was replacing David Beckham as the Emporio Armani body, and now comes news that Megan Fox is replacing Victoria Beckham. Not only will Megan be the face of Emporio Armani underwear, but her ass will be the butt of Emporio Armani jeans.

Fox was shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in Los Angeles over the weekend. While details of the shoot and the images could not be learned, the actress will appear in print ads as well as on billboards. It has not been decided whether Fox will participate at in-store events tied in with the campaign launch.

Will this move lead to overexposure for the starlet?

Gallery Info: Megan Fox in Santa Monica

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Mmm. The twosome have been seen together quite often as of late. Maybe Megan Fox is realizing that her outspokenness can be somewhat of a turn off. Megan and maybe boyfriend Brian Austin Green were spotted leaving Zach's Cafe in Studio City, CA earlier today.

Do you think the couple is officially back together? Sound off in the comments.

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