Don't be fooled by her sour expression, Lindsay Lohan, is having a great time!

On her way home from the Nu Pop Movement Launch event at Kitson Men in Los Angeles, Lindsay gushed to E! Online, "I've never been happier in my life." LiLo took the opportunity relay another jab at her blabbermouth father by adding, "As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I'm good."



Swarmed by paparazzi, the starlet took another jab at Michael Lohan when she suggested to the crowd of photographers, "Guys, why don't you go find my dad? He's the one who wants the pictures."

You know? I'm still not totally convinced that Michael's not the one who broke into her house.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan leaves the Nu Pop Movement Launch event at Kitson Men with some friends in Los Angeles.

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Those leaked audiotaped recordings of phone calls made between Michael Lohan and his daughter, Lindsay Lohan--as well as calls made to his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, and Lindsay's assistant, Jenni Muro, have caused quite a stir.

And now, it looks as if it's a possibility that the Lohan patriarch could face time behind bars as a result. TMZ explains that a protective order Dina obtained in 2005 in Nassau County, New York, barred Michael from all communication with the family, including phone calls and email.

The order lasts until 2011 and if the tapes were indeed made in 2008, as has been indicated, Michael could face jail time. Dina's legal team has been in contact with the Nassau County District Attorney regarding the incident.

Meanwhile, the whole situation is clearly taking its toll on Lindsay as she appears distracted and disheveled on the red carpet for this event hosted by Kitson in West Hollywood.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan, with Pascal Mouawad, walks the red carpet for an event hosted by Kitson in West Hollywood.

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Get out the wine kids, cause it's going to be a depressing ride.

One of Michael Lohan's many audiotape recordings of phone conversations concerning his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, has been released. In it, Michael chats with Dina Lohan, who reveals to him that Lindsay was deeply affected by Heath Ledger's death, since the two were dating at the time.

Dina explains, "I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, OK?" Dina adds, "So that fucked her up And right after that is when Samantha was around."

Lindsay's mother explain that her daughter's fragile emotional state means that Lindsay is terrified to be by herself. Dina says, "She cannot be alone. When she sleeps here, she sleeps with me...she has fears from being little and what you did to us."

How he manages to make Dina look like a responsible parent is beyond me.

Gallery Info: Lindasy Lohan arrives at Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood.

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Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't be a worse parent than he already is, the bastard goes and releases yet another audiotape recording of a phone call concerning his troubled daughter, Lindsay Lohan.

Seen here in a rare happy moment, Lindsay appears refreshed and relaxed as she enjoys a shopping spree at the Church Boutique in West Hollywood. Her joyful expression surely didn't last long after her father's 2008 phone conversation with Lindsay's assistant, Jennie Muro, went public.

In the tape, Muro is clearly trying to reason with La Lohan's dysfunctional daddy by explaining to him that Lindsay does not want to see him. Apparently, the restraining order didn't send a clear enough message.

Jennie also defends her actions to Michael by asserting, "I am trying to save your daughter's life every day." Muro also explained that she was forced to relocate to New York from Los Angeles to supervise the freckled actress during her short-lived stint on Ugly Betty.

According to Muro, "I get a 5% commission on this entire TV show and it's sick and disgusting and I'm here and I give up my boyfriend and my dog and my parents and my new place in LA and everything so that your daughter doesn't kill herself, OK?"

Hope it was worth every penny, Michael.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan hits up the Church Boutique in West Hollywood.

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I could say something right here about how sad Lindsay Lohan's situation is and what a crappy father Michael Lohan turned out to be, but for really-real, this family is such a beautiful disaster, I can't even stand it!  It's like a telenovela come to life!  Don't condemn me to hell just yet; I'm saying what y'all are thinking.

So here's the plot, I mean story, so far: Michael tries to back up his story about Lindsay being addicted to prescription drugs by releasing tapes to the media of phone conversations between himself and his daughter and ex-wife, Dina.  Lindsay then refutes the recordings via Twitter as being several years old and craftily edited, while blasting her father for being a deadbeat dad and claiming that he threatened to kill her mother at the height of their marital problems.

Michael then refuted Lindsay's claims by saying, "That's a lie.  I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that... No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her.  Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing by misuse all the gifts she's given."

Oh, snap.  That's cold, Michael.  I can't wait for the next episode!  Um, I mean statement.  That is to say, I'm sure everything will work out for the best.  Yeah, that's it.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan looking fresh as a daisy as she skips through the London airport to her connecting flight.

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Not sure if this is the case, but I'd like to take the belly on Lindsay to be a sign that she's actually eating.

Even after years of divorce, Lindsay Lohan's parents still have the energy to continue raging against one another. Now, Lindsay is claiming that her prize of a father, Michael Lohan, has threatened the life of her mother, Dina Lohan.

On Twitter, Lindsay writes of Michael, "He's a deadbeat dad. He's disgusting to do this," she adds, "he needs help." Talking about her mother, Lindsay says, "She blames herself for staying w/him for so long," however, Dina didn't leave him because Lindsay pleaded with her not to because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did."

This revelation comes shortly after Michael released an audio recording of a phone call from a despondent Lindsay. God, these people make the Gosselins look like June and Ward Cleaver.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan leaves the Hollywood Hills home of a friend after a party.

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Recorded phone calls made by Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina Lohan, to the Mean Girls actress' father, Michael Lohan, reveal the starlet getting emotional as she pleas for help.

The recording is the first of a series of calls made to Lindsay's horrible excuse of a father, and in it, Lindsay sobs uncontrollably as she tells her father, "Mommy says that I'm worse than you were. And she's defending...She doesn't back me...she doesn't stand by me."

She continues in between bouts of crying by saying, "No one cares about me. They don't, by the way. It's about how they feel, not how I feel. It's not about me. It's never been about me, unless I fight for it."

The three-minute heartbreaking audio shows a vulnerable side of Lindsay, one that should never have been revealed to the public. Just when you think that he couldn't possibly sink any lower, he releases this tape. Seriously, he makes Dina look functional.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan at the 3rd Annual Fundraising Gala Rock the Kasbah.

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Oh, it's on. Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter account to rip her daddy, Michael Lohan, a new one.

My father is a lunatic&doesn't even deserve such a title since he's never been around in my life other than when he'd threaten me&my family. He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, "why is daddy doing this?" Through tears. He's crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the the last time.... So much for having a 'dad'..... I'm going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now. I appreciate those who continue to support me. My fans keep me strong&i love you all so much for it! My second family is what you are to me.

While Dina Lohan took to Page Six to let our her grievances.

Following reports that Michael plans to go on TV and play her phone messages about Lindsay, Dina told Page Six: "He's getting a cease-and-desist letter [from us], so that's not going to happen. If it's something personal about your child, you don't go public with it."

"He is hurting Lindsay. It breaks my heart. She's like, 'Mommy, when is he ever going to stop?' " Dina said.

"He is also six months behind in his child support. On Monday, we will file a violation order, and if he doesn't pay, he'll go to jail.

"He's getting paid for these shows he's doing talking about Lindsay," Dina said. "He's flying all over the country and not paying for his other three children he's hurting every time he goes on television.

"It is horrific that a father could do this. We are afraid he's spiraling out of control. [Daughter] Ali is scared and will be getting an order of protection. Lindsay is getting an [restraining] order in California and in New York.

Dr. Phil I think it's time your intervene.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan at the Grand Opening at the Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort Opening Night in El Jadida, Morocco on October 31, 2009.

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Looking worn on the red carpet at the Rock The Kasbah event held at Vibiana, Lindsay Lohan is displaying a ragged appearance that has her estranged father, Michael Lohan, concerned for her well-being.

Lindsay's relationship with her father is strained at best, with the starlet threatening to slap a restraining order on her erratic dad. Once again, Michael is expressing concern for his daughter, claiming that she is addicted to prescription painkillers and that he worries she could be "dead in a year."

While we all know that Michael has a tendency to talk about Lindsay to whoever will listen, her listless appearance and glassy eyes are doing little to dispute his claims.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan at the Rock the Kasbah event held at Vibiana.

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It's on people! What do you get when Michael Lohan and a Real Housewife of Atlanta "interview" each other? Juicy goodness.

Tasty quote from Nene Leakes:

- "Do not make me come after you," she warned. "I will eat you alive."
- "I believe you're just trying to make money off of Lindsay," Leakes said. "You're always in the press."
- Then, to top it off, Leakes told Lohan to "go hang out with Jon Gosselin."

The interview ended by Michael Lohan taking out his earpiece and walking off camera.

Priceless.