By J. Harvey
Previously - Katherine took her snowboard and went home, Keith Michael was a "major shithead," Uli won the dog challenge, and Bradley inexplicably wowed the judges on his birthday.
Morning. Some of the ladies discuss one down, several psychotics to go. Uli wonders if they will all have to move in together, and is fine with everyone except Angela. That's a howl. As they flash over to Angela again flogging one of those poufy skirts and so desperately hoping it will turn out like Kara Janx's kimono wrap dress (she got multiple orders for it when she wore it last season to a challenge) - I can't blame her. And I guess we're seeing that maybe Vince wasn't wrong in detesting her clowny ass.
Jeffrey feels he isn't understood by the judges, seeing as he hasn't won a challenge. He also thinks Keith's winning because he's a "fine, fine bullshitter." Not after that last stunt he pulled where he passed off a bauble from the Macy's accessories wall as a dog collar. Ivanka Trump saw right through that shit. Keith's still enveloped by that heavy-lidded too tired to be here aura, which is his own poufy skirt.
The next challenge - designing an outfit for INC, International Concepts. Models are chosen like meat at the deli. Uli is revealing her enemy agent status, as she turns devious and takes Keith Michael's model. I expect you to die, Mr. Bond. People take her cue and gank other people's models. It's only early in, and it's getting fiery.
We meet Mehmet, who is a VP at Macy's, and he explains the INC deal. It's a three-piece suit for a woman, and designers will be working in teams of three. We watch as faces fall realizing they may have to work with Jubilee Jumbles (Angela) over there. She sees it as a chance for redemption. Redemption isn't about to happen for someone wearing that skirt, Angie. Designers will pitch to Mehmet, and four team leaders will be chosen.
Robert feels his Barbie experience will aid him in designing for INC. Sketching happens. Keith Michael knows what it takes to win. Bonnie, looking more and more like the girl who sat behind you in Chemistry and was really sweet, but years later at the reunion you'd be like "who?" and your friend would be like, "she sat behind us in Salva's class" and you'd shrug and keep drinking, feels her Nike designing experience will assist her in this. Angela is attempting to sketch because she knows that's what sunk her crazy ass during the Miss USA debacle, and it's like watching me do long division in the fourth grade. Stick figures, just draw some goddamn stick figures - they will see you as quirky!
Designers whore their sketches. Keith Michael has a convertible tank top that you can pull down and use as a dress. That must be a long tank top. I'm waiting for him to tell Mehmet he wants to see his legs and maybe to cup Mehmet's man boobs to get an idea of his shape. Oh, like he wouldn't go there! He's bi, but with a fetish for himself! Vince feels that gray is going to take the place of brown. Shouldn't he be wearing some tinfoil on his melon to keep the signals out? Who put brown in first place? The Empire State Building inspired Angela, and she talks a good game but her sketch looks like the model broke out of her paisley strait jacket. Empire State Building?
More of J. Harvey's 'Project Runway' recap, after the jump.
