Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem to be everywhere these days, including on the new EA video game Facebreaker that was released last night. The couple have come close to doing just about everything for self-promotion, including producing Heidi's music career, but there is still at least one big project left on Heidi's agenda.

"I'm waiting for my Barbie Doll," Heidi told Socialite Life exclusively last night. "That's what I want next."

But The Hills star won't be waiting long. Spencer was quick to reveal that he and Heidi will be taking their plasticity (yes, that's a word)  to a whole new level.

"We just talked to Mattel yesterday, and we are already working on our own Ken and Barbie," Spencer confirmed.

Heidi isn't quite sure what she wants her doll to wear. "I haven't really thought about it that much, but I'm really excited," she said.

Calls to Mattel were not returned.

So in "John McCain is probably disheartened news", it has been revealed that the 17-year-old Bristol Palin, daughter of newly announced Alaskan vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is pregnant.

Bristol is five months along, and the father says he doesn't want to marry her ass. This totally makes that Heidi Montag thing look respectable.

Levi Johnston, the father a self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" (adorable!), says that he doesn't want kids on his MySpace page.

Sarah Palin, however, claims that Levi will be marrying Bristol. Or else.

"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family," she said in a statement.

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John McCain reportedly knew about all of this, though. So maybe he's not disheartened.

I am SO thrilled that something in this campaign finally defeated Michelle Obama's fashion choices in being my primary concern.

According to People, David Duchovny has entered rehab for sex addition.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

Hopefully he was frisked and his lube was confiscated.

Here's some pics of a shirtless and roughed up Shia LaBeouf on the set of Transformers 2. We've been so busy focusing on Shia's dumb pinky that we forgot to consider the abwork on the tiny drunken terror. Looking good. It's amazing how (if you're absolutely shallow) a flash of a lean torso can make you forget the dumbass' personality! Solution: Shia needs to go around topless all the time. It's the only solution.

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UPDATE: People magazine says that they talked with a rep for Gwen, and that it's a BOY and the baby's full name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
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We're not sure if it's a boy or a girl, but Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have just met baby number two. The 38-year-old No Doubt singer checked into the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early this morning and has given birth to little Zuma Rossdale. E! Online confirmed the news.

Here are some photos of the (at the time) expecting father Gavin Rossdale arriving at the hospital to be at the side of his delivering wife.

Love Angel Music Baby indeed. Congrats!

Hollywood's most high profile lesbian power couple exchanged vows yesterday on their Beverly Hills estate, just like we said that they would. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress girlfriend Portia de Rossi held a very intimate ceremony that included less than 30 guests to join them on Ellen's $29 million dollar home.

The event began at 6:30 p.m. and, a source noted, "It was all close friends and family." That means, there weren't a bunch of filler celebrity friends invited just to get attention. Also, it almost seems as if they've already had their honeymoon during the engagement part of the relationship.

Congrats ladies! Way to go ahead and make honest women of each other. As for me, I prefer to continue to live in sin, thanks.

Check out all the photos from Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's wedding in the gallery!

The 6'4" swimming phenom known as Michael Phelps stepped onto the podium yesterday to accept his 10th and 11th career gold medals, making him the most medaled Olympic athlete of all time. 23-year-old Phelps won his 10th gold for the 200-meter butterfly and his 4x200 meter relay team easily took the event. The National Aquatics Center has declared that this accomplishment has made Michael Phelps "aruably the greatest Olympian of all time."

Despite winning the gold for his individual event, the 200-meter butterfly, Phelps was disappointed with his world record time because he had been hoping for a better time. He said of his swim, "It just kept getting worse and worse through the race." (My bad--Michael was talking about his goggles filling up with water.)
 
However, any frustration Michael might have felt was gone by the time he stepped up to the podium to accept his gold medal along with his relay time. "On the podium, I kept tearing [up] at it. I'm almost at a loss for words....It's the best thing having four American guys ... swim all well together."

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This is rough. Comedian Bernie Mac passed away in a Chicago hospital due to pneumonia. People still die from that? Damn.

He was only 50!

"[He] passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his rep said in a statement. "No other details are available at this time. We ask that his family's privacy continues to be respected."

Mac went into the hospital on Aug.1 with the illness, but was expected to recover.

He was a funny guy and he'll be missed. Ouch.

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Married former presidential candidate John Edwards is admitting he hoed around with filmmaker Rielle Hunter. Edwards lied about this when he was still in the running to be the Democratic presidential candidate.

The former senator says that he didn't love this chick, and that he's not the father of her baby girl, who was born in February of this year.

Look, I seriously don't give a shit who a politician bangs as long as its consensual and of the age of consent. If you cheated on your wife, that's between you and the missus. I'm more concerned with your ass serving the public in office. And when you lie about shit, it makes people think that you're going to lie about everything else.

If you know you're a public figure, and you know you're looking to be president someday - wouldn't you have the goddamn sense to keep your dick under control? God, I hate politics.

That's true love.

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