Posted by Wayne Ford

So apparently Kate Hudson has some catty-ass friends that are saying Dax is only with her to further his film career.

But a friend of Shepard, who was the bad guy in "Employee of the Month" last year, said this isn't true.

"Dax and his girlfriend broke up over a year ago. He has six movies coming out. He doesn't need her help," the friend says.

I wasn't really sure who has the better career at this point, so being the hard-hitting investigative journalist that I am, I did a little research. It's true, Dax does in fact have six movies in the pipeline while Kate Hudson only has five.

On one hand I won't see any of Dax's movies, but on the other hand I most likely won't see any of Kate's either. Tie. Dax was in "Zathura". Kate was in "You, Me and Dupree." Still a tie. Dax was on "Punk'd" and "Let's Go To Prison" Kate was in "Almost Famous" and "200 Cigarettes." I'm gonna have to go with Kate on this one.

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For some reason this is really sad to me and it makes me think of that commercial with the dog with peanut butter in his mouth. According to Page Six, Jack Nicholson has to drink water non-stop due to a medical condition.

A friend of the legendary actor told us, "Jack's saliva glands stopped working, so he has to continually drink water to swallow anything."

Maybe Lindsay Lohan has the same medical condition and that's why she always has those bottles of water with her?

David Hasselhoff's divorce battle is as messy as trying to eat a burger while laying drunk on the bathroom floor of your hotel room. That's probably too weird of a reference and would never really happen. Oh, wait.

Everyone owes each other a bunch of money, well mainly they all owe lawyers a bunch of money according to a new article at TMZ.com Amongst it all The Hoff is also no longer hooked on the feeling of paying his ex. Hey, any chance to link my favorite video of all time! Ooga Chakka. Ooga Chakka.

And now for our favorite part. Apparently, the Hoff is sick and tired of paying Pam spousal support. So today the Hoff's lawyer asked the judge to order that Pamela to take a vocational exam, to determine if she has any workable skills.

What are David's workable skills? Praising bad talent and pressing a giant button? Eating burgers drunk on a floor? Standing on a motorcycle and "singing" at the same time? Yeah that's right, I'm hassling The Hoff, whatcha gonna do about it bitches?

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Phew! Hot people should not be fighting. A source close to 'The Brad and Angelina Project' says rumors that the couple are fighting and near splitting up are completely untrue. From People.com

"There are no problems whatsoever," the source adds. "Things are really good."

In fact, those who know the couple best say their only problem at the moment is the rumors themselves: that Jolie is fighting with Pitt, suffers from an eating disorder and is feuding with Pitt's parents, Bill and Jane.

I like to imagine that the 'Jolie-Pitt source' is Maddox. "Yeah everythings cool over here at camp Bradgelina. The new ones get on my nerves a bit but what are you gonna do y'know. I'm trying to focus on the positive. The wine throwing? Yeah that was totally me. I forgot to take my Prilosec. Oh, crap here they come, send the money to the normal Swiss account." He says as he hides his Parliament Light in a crayon box and quickly goes back to finger painting.

PLEASE NOTE: In no way does 'A Socialite's Life' encourage or condone children smoking. Unless they have a little mohawk that screams 'I'm a Badass!." Then it's just part of the image.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is the latest to get the Madame Tussauds wax treatment, but unfortunately due to global warming he is now just a sad pool of Leo. Free band name for the taking: "Sad Pool of Leo." From AccessHollywood.com

Unveiled yesterday in Central London, the wax Leo joins the ranks of other famous figures, including recent additions Prince Charles, "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe, and David & Victoria Beckham.

I love that all this company does is make wax versions of a famous person every few weeks and then they get major press all over the world because of it. I'm going to start making celebrity figures out of martini olives and empty Ketel bottles. Now that would be press-worthy.

Elizabeth Taylor has her 'White Diamonds" fragrance and now Beyonce is the new face of the less discriminatory "Diamonds" by Emporio Armani. From the International Harold Tribune:

The 25-year-old pop singer -- and new star of the Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance ad campaign -- said she has learned to be photo ready at all times.

She carries three pairs of sunglasses (black, gold and brown) in her purse and a pair of nude-colored or gold Christian Louboutin shoes, in case she has to elevate her outfit at a moment's notice.

In a related story, Farrah Franklin, the former Destiny's Child member that left the group shortly before they really blew up, is releasing a fragrance of her own called "Cubic Zirconia." Word on the street is that it smells like the interior of a cadillac deville and wet cats. That's just what I've heard.

"Diamonds" will be in stores next month but a few lucky fans were able to snag an early gift set signed by Beyonce.

People are always saying to me "Tell me Wayne, what does Paris do? Why is she famous?" and I say to them "People, Paris is not to be deconstructed like that. She is Paris and surely that is enough." Usually this conversation is followed by "Shut the F*** up" or "Ugh I can't stand you Wayne." So for those people maybe this clip from TMZ can shed some light. She's actually a really busy girl. So busy in fact that TMZ.com edited a whole day of hers down to one minute and thirty seconds.

"The uber-active hottie began her busy L.A. day accompanied by Las Vegas side showman Jeff Beacher, and while posing for a pic with a mother and her baby outside Fred Segal, Paris decides to one arm grab the unfortunate offspring! Don't drop the little Louis Vuitton!

It's good to see that she is finally meeting with some homeless ex-cons about her halfway house she promised to build. Oh wait no, my mistake, that's Adrian Grenier. Here we go, oh wait my mistake again that's just a homeless Al Pacino harassing her. I wish I was joking.

Poor Ryan P. was not recognized the other night while trying to get into LA hot spot Ritual. From People.com :

But a source tells us: "He showed up alone and wasn't let in at first because no one recognized him with his beard." So, the resourceful actor called one of his friends, already inside, who, the source says, "had to tell the doorman who [Phillippe] was."

A beard? Really Ryan? Really? It's probably for a part or whatever, but can't you just wear a fake one. No one wants to see you out and about looking like Santa. Yes, I imagine it was a huge white old man beard, that he was fat and wearing all red. Seriously though this is probably a good sign that you need to work more. Your last movie was actually damn good but no one saw it. My suggestion "Studio 55: Electric Boogaloo." There was something about your sweaty, glittered body dancing alone in a packed Studio 54 that got us movie going public where we needed to go.

I'll dance with you Ryan, you don't need to be alone any longer. I'll dance with you all night long. Sorry, I got lost in my own head for a minute.

Have you been tuning in to AMC's "Mad Men"? Well, you should be, because we told you about the show a while back and offered a you a special "Mad Men" shaker as a giveaway. And now, we're offering you a sneak peek at tonight's new episode, which will be airing at 10/9c. Here's a synopsis from the episode from AMC's website for the show:

After Don wins an award, his photo is featured in Advertising Age. Don must deal with the fallout as the photo brings back a past he isn't ready to confront. Ken gets a short story published in "The Atlantic Monthly," inciting jealousy among his colleagues and driving Pete to make an unorthodox request of his wife. Peggy overhears a startling conversation in the office and shares the secret with Joan.

Be sure to check it out, and if you're behind, you can always get your "Mad Men" fix by downloading past episodes on iTunes.

Jon Stewart is always dead on! This time poking fun at LOGO's Visible Vote forum and the candidates strategic dance around the whole gay marriage issue.