
OK, I'm not usually one to gush, but - oh, who am I kidding, that's pretty much all I do on here, but this has to be one of the most star-studded, fashion-tastic posts I've had the chance to do since the Oscars. The Met Gala I mentioned before enjoyed the attendance of a whopping amount of stars, and each and every one of them arrived decked out in their best finery.
Julia Roberts looked fan-effing-tastic, if you ask me, posing here with Giorgio Armani, George Clooney and Clooney's gal, Sarah Larson. She should hurry up and get pregnant if she wants to secure her spot by his side on the red carpet. What? I can't gush 24/7. Sometimes, I take a break to spit some bile.
There are so many pictures on here of so many A-list stars, it's hard to take it all in. The picture of Janet Jackson, Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra beholds three women with some serious body issues. Just looking at it makes me think about how much I hate my thighs. And speaking of things that weigh as much as my legs, the Olsen twins were there, looking like cast members from The Real Housewives of NYC standing on either side of the man who makes the footwear worn by every cast member of The Hills.
There are tons more pictures after the jump, which include Karl Lagerfeld dressed in a silvery, bedazzled suit jacket that looks like it's covered in the same crystals as those adorning Mariah Carey's microphone and plenty more hotness. Enjoy!








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66 more photos featuring Julia Roberts, Giorgio Armani, Sarah Larson, George Clooney, Beyonce, Mischa Barton, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bündchen, Tom Brady, Clive Owen, Michael Kors, Djimon Hounsou, Kimora Lee Simmons, Christian Slater, Naomi Watts, Kate Bosworth, Karl Lagerfeld, Christina Ricci, Zac Posen, Kate Mara, Lake Bell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tom Ford, Natasha Richardson, Blake Lively, Chace Crawford, Anna Wintour, Mary J. Blige, Sarah Silverman, Kristin Davis, Thandie Newton, Jon Bon Jovi, Donatella Versace, Allegra Versace, Hilary Duff, Nate Burkus, Katie Lee Joel, Tilda Swinton, Jason Lewis, Dita Von Teese, Jennifer Connelly, Amanda Peet, Jack White, Karen Elson and Ivanka Trump from the Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art after the jump.
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Here's Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford looking like he hasn't washed that salad in quite some time. Christ, just get some Suave. It's not that pricey and they have it at the Stop N' Shop! A little dab'll do ya! I'm not sure about these stars that think that just because they're famous they can put the kibosh on personal hygiene. I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts. I'm not trying to sound like that fascist Tom Ford, but you owe it to the world not to go outside with your head looking like dirty sheep.
In these pics, Chace is jogging in Central Park. He's probably just running away from Rumer Willis. That girl is fast when she feels a possible tug on her fishing line.




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Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't want to smell like Julia Roberts at her wedding. She says that she refuses to get married in the summer because she doesn't want to be a "sweaty bride."
I can't say I blame her. No one should get married in the summer. Churches rarely have air conditioning because Jesus liked suffering. And even if it's not in a church, sitting outside in the blazing sun just leads to sweating through your damn suit or heatstroke.
Hewitt has been engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall since November.
"We are still planning the wedding and haven't set a date yet. But it'll still be small and intimate," she says.
Hopefully her wedding dress will have sleeves because you know how she gets when the press infers she might be a little thick. Kiss her fat ass, America!
Jennifer also has to work around her schedule, because her CBS show Ghost Whisperer is currently filming its third season. Third season. Yep. Call me an expatriate, I'm moving to Chechnya.




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Julia Roberts stinks. Here she is with Clive Owen filming Duplicity in NYC. The reason why ole' Clive seems to be backing up off her is because she doesn't use deodorant. At all. Julia rinses the pits and starts her day. She doesn't even use those rocks to defunk that the vegans use. When sensitive ponytail vegan people (long-haired freaky people?) think you reek, something's up.
"I don't like to share that with a large number of people, but it's just never been my thing," America's Sweetheart says about deodorant whether it be sticks, rolls or gels.
I wouldn't share it either. It explains all the wavy cartoon lines coming off her all the time. I wondered what the hell that was obscuring my enjoyment of Sleeping with the Enemy. Someone re-arranged the towels and I couldn't get what everyone was gasping about because of her stinklines!




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Julia Roberts cuts a slick silhouette here on the set of her new film with Clive Owen, "Duplicity." The actress got her hair done just in time for shooting to start alongside her sexy co-star. Seriously, I can't get enough of Clive Owen. I don't know why anyone would want to.
This purse is kicking some serious ass. If I were walking around in rags, with a greasy pony-tail and Amy Winehouse's skin disease and that purse on my arm, I think that people would still stop me on the street and say, "Damn, girl, you look good." Such is the power of a good accessory.




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An online poll named Julia Roberts as the Best-Dressed Oscar winner for the dress she was wearing when she went on stage to accept her trophy for her part in "Erin Brockovich." This black and white Valentino gown helped Julia edge out Halle Berry, whose beaded dress by Badgley Mishka followed close behind Julia in the poll held by Parade.com. Both actresses won an Oscar that year, but it looks like Julia was able to squeak by in the poll as having the better dress with 25% of the votes to Halle's 24%.
But the fashionable actress is keeping it casual in this series of pictures here, which show the Oscar winner leaving the John Frieda salon with a new do from her favorite hairstylist Serge Normant. Even though it's a bit of a plain ensemble, I rather like it. I love her glasses, and the coat is a nice color--plus her hair looks good. OK, I'm probably only attracted to this look as a direct result of my affection for Liz Lemon and all things Tina Fey.




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She's so prudish. Get up in there, Julia! Unwind for two seconds! Julia Roberts says that she avoided the set of "Charlie Wilson's War" on the day that Tom Hanks shot a nude scene. A memo was passed around saying that Tom would be dropping trou on that day and she opted to stay home. I would have been right there with a bowl of popcorn. No, Tom Hanks doesn't do it for me, but you can always say "Tom Hank was walking around in front of me in a clear g-string". That's something to tell at dinner! Julia Roberts is known for her resistance to ever appearing naked onscreen. I love me some Julia, but she must be a real pain in the balls to deal with in real life. She even used a body double for "Pretty Woman"! And bitch was playing a hooker! Here's pics of Tom at the European premiere of "Charlie Wilson's War". Note the one where he's bending over. It's like a preview of what Julia could have had! Nice cakes, Tom.




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Uh oh. Julia doesn't look happy. And even though these pictures only tell part of the story, we're still going to assume that it's only because she's faced with the paparazzi that she's looking so annoyed. Come on, Julia! Cheer up! I honestly didn't even know that we still cared enough to bother you, but then I remembered that you're in some movie with Tom Hanks and you two were just on Oprah promoting it, so I guess we still have good reason to tail you. Granted, her personal life does seem to have been shenanigan-free for some time now, so we kind of have to get what we can. Seriously though, you're going to miss us when we're gone.




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Julia Roberts is the hotness. Did you guys see that footage of her pulling over the paparazzi and telling his ass off? I would be honored. There's limits. I mean jesus christ, this is not a car chase and the lady has kids. Princess Di and all. The photog was lucky she didn't run his ass off the road and set fire to his car! Mama Julia! Anyway, here's some pics of Julia and several other celebs at the premiere of her new film "Charlie Wilson's War". Tom Hanks is the main character, but he's kind of boring. Julia hasn't done a film in three years, as she has three kids now and she's busy in the American Southwest or wherever it is she lives. "I'm not so busy with the films, I'm just busy with the kids, I love every minute of it, it's fantastic," she says. She also describes Tom Hanks as "dreamy and sweet and honest and good". And boring. Sorry. He's kinda toast-like. The film is about Charlie Wilson, the congressman from Texas who helped bring about the end of the Cold War. Yeah, definite Sunday afternoon no one is around it's raining and I'm really bored flick. If that.




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17 more photos from the premiere of "Charlie Wilson's War" featuring Diane Sawyer, Julia Roberts, Mike Nichols, Jo Champa, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Jimmy Jean Louis, Nia Vardalos, Maggie Grace, Rachel Nichols and Tyler Hoechlin are after the jump.
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