May 16, 2008

Christ, combine the rapid hair loss with that sweater that Loni Anderson wore on one episode of WKRP and you've got one Birdcage-looking actor! Jude Law is being called out for supposedly using a body double for a kissing scene in Alfie. While weird, I'm not sure if it's that crucial. I would say it was probably to avoid Sienna Miller's mouth but he did end up dating her.
BBC3 is filming a documentary about celebrity stand-ins, and it will reportedly feature an interview with a man who stood in to kiss for Jude Law while filming Alfie. Uh, ok. Jude's rep says that it's in his contract that he doesn't use body doubles.
'We can't understand it. We don't know who this man is or where they found him, but Jude never uses body doubles and it is expressly forbidden in his contracts. The only possibility is that he played the back of his head at a time when they needed to reshoot and Jude was on the other side of the world, but certainly nothing more than that," his spokesdude says.
Jude's people are supposedly looking into this and it could possibly affect the production company's documentary. Isn't there a war on? Isn't there a new Joss Whedon show coming out WITH Eliza Dushku? Can't I not find appropriate lodgings for Bear Week in P-town? There are way more important things to worry about, Jude Law minion!




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Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon engagement. Hence Jake's facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They're a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!
A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.
"They've been talking marriage for a while. They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together," the source reports.
Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe - Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.
"This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin'," the "friend of the actress" says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It's 2008. She probably calls her breasts "dirtypillows", too.




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Dina Lohan and her way too old-looking 14-year-old daughter Ali spoke to ExtraTV.com about their new reality show, Living Lohan. Talk turned to Lindsay Lohan, because that's the only reason to watch the show. I can't wait for when they show phone conversations Dina has with Lindsay, and a giant white arrow appears pointing to the phone and it reads "LINDSAY LOHAN!" That's going to be a sweeps week episode.
The Lohans deny that Lindsay is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Well, Ali denied it. Because there's nothing more disgusting to a 14-year-old girl than some bulldyke making out with the big sister that she idolizes. Give it time. She's already jacked Lindsay's beatdown hooker swagger. Pretty soon she's going to find a lesbian DJ of her own.
"They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say," Ali said.
Dina merely says that "Samantha's an amazing girl." So she's not even trying.
The Lohans also explain their reasoning behind their show as an attempt to "to set the record straight as to who we are as people." We already have that figured out, thanks.




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What in the blue hell is on his face? Get some Campho-Pehique for that! That's not going to work. Shoot it, then! Here's Pete Doherty, whatever that is on Pete's mug, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke. Pretty soon they're going to be holding the door for you at Store 24 and pointedly calling you "sir" when you don't have any cash on you.
The two soon-to-be drug casualties were out celebrating Pete's release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy. They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London's Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they're crackheads.
No one came to the door, so they finally gave up and went back to Amy's crackhouse. To do crack. Why? Because they're crackheads.
Those jean shorts of hers have seen some battles, let me tell you.




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Casey Aldridge, fiance of Jamie Lynn Spears, washes his ATV at a local car wash. Fascinating.



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May 15, 2008

Confirming my every opinion of Victoria Beckham, she recently revealed that she "can't concentrate" unless she's wearing high heels. Hey, at least she's truthful. Posh Spice told Britain's GMTV that she would go to the gym more but can't wear flats.
"I'd love to go to the gym," she said, "but I can't get my head around the footwear."
The only time she ever takes off the stilettos is when she's at home. She claims her husband David Beckham likes her in flip-flops and "looking natural." Seeing as she looks like something Whitley Streiber writes about, I doubt flip-flops are going to cut it.




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Please enjoy the exclusive video from The Hills third season finale party in LA. You will realize that Lauren Conrad is kind of a bitch, and Audrina Patridge seems like a nice-enough sort. I don't know if I see her as being a huge Hollywood star, though she did just get cast in the....sequel to Into The Blue. She's starring alongside the....dude who left The O.C. because his Dad was gay. Yeah.
Would you like some spoilers for the fourth season of The Hills. Yes? Well, follow the jump!




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Christina Aguilera is in full "I'm not knocked up, anymore" mode lately. She's been out and about looking glamorous and still wearing enough makeup to cover the world. We can all look like Mamie Van Doren with her help!
Here's Christina looking angry yet fashionable in New York yesterday. Christina and crew are were in NYC for the Christian Dior show. She had her son Max with husband Jordan Bratman four months ago and the only remnants are those bazooms. Talk about helping the world.




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Denise Richards is America's least favorite home-wrecker. Known for marginal acting ability and ruining former best friend Heather Locklear's life by stealing her husband, Denise insists Richie Sambora was a free man at the time.
The star of her own upcoming reality series, Denise Richards: It's Complicated (I'll say), says that she remained friends with Sambora after Heather Locklear dumped her as a friend. Probably because you kept asking her husband to get that area on your back you couldn't reach with the Bain de Soleil!
Denise says that both her and Sambora came together as they were both caring for ill parents. And Sambora had Bon Jovi money. Ok, she didn't say that but let's be real. She then "followed her heart" into the relationship. Richards and Sambora split but remain friends. If Sambora's even aware who she is. That bitch is a drunk!
Denise spoke about all this when she called in to promote her new show on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. She also mentioned that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen "cut me off of child support last week." Sheen is upset because Richards is featuring their two children (Sam, 3, and Lola, 2) in her show. Stage mom! Seriously, Denise can't keep a man.
"Charlie and I don't agree on much these days," she says. When is Heather Locklear going to take this bitch out?




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May 14, 2008

Emile Hirsch, perhaps distressed by his new flick Speed Racer crashing and burning at the box office, has fired his agent, United Talent Agency's Shari Rosenzweig.
The hugely hyped Speed Racer did only 18.6 million in its opening weekend, despite its ads trying to hypnotize us with all the bright colors and fast cars. Emile's most recent flick before Speed Racer was playing the doomed traveler Christopher McCandless in Sean Penn's Into The Wild. The film earned rave reviews and Oscar nominations. Maybe he didn't like going from quality filmmaking to cartoon bullshit that geeks like me drool over.. Despite the presence of John Goodman. Because King Ralph makes everything better.




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