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May 16, 2008

Jude Law Wears The Gayest Sweater Ever

Filed under: Celebrity Mundane , Jude Law , Legal Matters , Sienna Miller

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Christ, combine the rapid hair loss with that sweater that Loni Anderson wore on one episode of WKRP and you've got one Birdcage-looking actor! Jude Law is being called out for supposedly using a body double for a kissing scene in Alfie. While weird, I'm not sure if it's that crucial. I would say it was probably to avoid Sienna Miller's mouth but he did end up dating her.

BBC3 is filming a documentary about celebrity stand-ins, and it will reportedly feature an interview with a man who stood in to kiss for Jude Law while filming Alfie. Uh, ok. Jude's rep says that it's in his contract that he doesn't use body doubles.

'We can't understand it. We don't know who this man is or where they found him, but Jude never uses body doubles and it is expressly forbidden in his contracts. The only possibility is that he played the back of his head at a time when they needed to reshoot and Jude was on the other side of the world, but certainly nothing more than that," his spokesdude says.

Jude's people are supposedly looking into this and it could possibly affect the production company's documentary. Isn't there a war on? Isn't there a new Joss Whedon show coming out WITH Eliza Dushku? Can't I not find appropriate lodgings for Bear Week in P-town? There are way more important things to worry about, Jude Law minion!

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8 more photos of Jude Law are after the jump.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Stunned Because He Might Have To Keep The Charade Going With A Wedding

Filed under: Celebrity Mundane , Engagement , Jake Gyllenhaal , Reese Witherspoon , Relationships , Romance , Ryan Phillippe , Wedding

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Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon engagement. Hence Jake's facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They're a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!

A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.

"They've been talking marriage for a while. They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together," the source reports.

Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe - Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

"This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin'," the "friend of the actress" says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It's 2008. She probably calls her breasts "dirtypillows", too.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More of Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX after the jump.

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Dina and Ali Lohan Defend Lindsay Lohan's Heterosexuality

Filed under: Ali Lohan , Celebrity Mundane , Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Living Lohan , Reality TV , Samantha Ronson , Television

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Dina Lohan and her way too old-looking 14-year-old daughter Ali spoke to ExtraTV.com about their new reality show, Living Lohan. Talk turned to Lindsay Lohan, because that's the only reason to watch the show. I can't wait for when they show phone conversations Dina has with Lindsay, and a giant white arrow appears pointing to the phone and it reads "LINDSAY LOHAN!" That's going to be a sweeps week episode.

The Lohans deny that Lindsay is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Well, Ali denied it. Because there's nothing more disgusting to a 14-year-old girl than some bulldyke making out with the big sister that she idolizes. Give it time. She's already jacked Lindsay's beatdown hooker swagger. Pretty soon she's going to find a lesbian DJ of her own.

"They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say," Ali said.

Dina merely says that "Samantha's an amazing girl." So she's not even trying.

The Lohans also explain their reasoning behind their show as an attempt to "to set the record straight as to who we are as people." We already have that figured out, thanks.

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More photos of Lindsay and her tacky accessories after the jump.

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Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Need To Be Separated

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Celebrity Mundane , Drugs , Legal Matters , Music , Pete Doherty

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What in the blue hell is on his face? Get some Campho-Pehique for that! That's not going to work. Shoot it, then! Here's Pete Doherty, whatever that is on Pete's mug, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke. Pretty soon they're going to be holding the door for you at Store 24 and pointedly calling you "sir" when you don't have any cash on you.

The two soon-to-be drug casualties were out celebrating Pete's release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy. They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London's Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they're crackheads.

No one came to the door, so they finally gave up and went back to Amy's crackhouse. To do crack. Why? Because they're crackheads.

Those jean shorts of hers have seen some battles, let me tell you.

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Casey Aldridge Adds To His Skill Set

Filed under: Casey Aldridge , Celebrity Mundane

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Casey Aldridge, fiance of Jamie Lynn Spears, washes his ATV at a local car wash. Fascinating.

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May 15, 2008

Victoria Beckham's Brains Are In Her Shoes

Filed under: Celebrity Mundane , David Beckham , Fashion , Victoria Beckham

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Confirming my every opinion of Victoria Beckham, she recently revealed that she "can't concentrate" unless she's wearing high heels. Hey, at least she's truthful. Posh Spice told Britain's GMTV that she would go to the gym more but can't wear flats.

"I'd love to go to the gym," she said, "but I can't get my head around the footwear."

The only time she ever takes off the stilettos is when she's at home. She claims her husband David Beckham likes her in flip-flops and "looking natural." Seeing as she looks like something Whitley Streiber writes about, I doubt flip-flops are going to cut it.

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More photos of Victoria at the launch of her new dVb collection at Harrod's after the jump

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The Fourth Season Of 'The Hills" Should Be, Well, 'Hill'sy

Filed under: Audrina Patridge , Celebrity Mundane , Heidi Montag , Lauren Conrad , Lo Bosworth , MTV , Reality TV Stars , Reality Television , Spencer Pratt , The Hills , Video

Please enjoy the exclusive video from The Hills third season finale party in LA. You will realize that Lauren Conrad is kind of a bitch, and Audrina Patridge seems like a nice-enough sort. I don't know if I see her as being a huge Hollywood star, though she did just get cast in the....sequel to Into The Blue. She's starring alongside the....dude who left The O.C. because his Dad was gay. Yeah.

Would you like some spoilers for the fourth season of The Hills. Yes? Well, follow the jump!

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Christina Aguilera Knows She's Glamorous, Thanks

Filed under: Celebrity Baby Monitor , Celebrity Mundane , Christina Aguilera , Fashion , Jordan Bratman , Pregnancy

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Christina Aguilera is in full "I'm not knocked up, anymore" mode lately. She's been out and about looking glamorous and still wearing enough makeup to cover the world. We can all look like Mamie Van Doren with her help!

Here's Christina looking angry yet fashionable in New York yesterday. Christina and crew are were in NYC for the Christian Dior show. She had her son Max with husband Jordan Bratman four months ago and the only remnants are those bazooms. Talk about helping the world.

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Denise Richards Twirls Her Hair And Denies Home-Wrecking

Filed under: Celebrity Kids , Celebrity Mundane , Charlie Sheen , Child Support , Denise Richards , Divorce , Heather Locklear , Reality Television , Richie Sambora , Ryan Seacrest , Television

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Denise Richards is America's least favorite home-wrecker. Known for marginal acting ability and ruining former best friend Heather Locklear's life by stealing her husband, Denise insists Richie Sambora was a free man at the time.

The star of her own upcoming reality series, Denise Richards: It's Complicated (I'll say), says that she remained friends with Sambora after Heather Locklear dumped her as a friend. Probably because you kept asking her husband to get that area on your back you couldn't reach with the Bain de Soleil!

Denise says that both her and Sambora came together as they were both caring for ill parents. And Sambora had Bon Jovi money. Ok, she didn't say that but let's be real. She then "followed her heart" into the relationship. Richards and Sambora split but remain friends. If Sambora's even aware who she is. That bitch is a drunk!

Denise spoke about all this when she called in to promote her new show on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. She also mentioned that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen "cut me off of child support last week." Sheen is upset because Richards is featuring their two children (Sam, 3, and Lola, 2) in her show. Stage mom! Seriously, Denise can't keep a man.

"Charlie and I don't agree on much these days," she says. When is Heather Locklear going to take this bitch out?

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May 14, 2008

Emile Hirsch Blaming 'Speed Racer' Failure On His Agent

Filed under: Celebrity Mundane , Emile Hirsch , Film , Films , Into The Wild , John Goodman , Sean Penn , Speed Racer

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Emile Hirsch, perhaps distressed by his new flick Speed Racer crashing and burning at the box office, has fired his agent, United Talent Agency's Shari Rosenzweig.

The hugely hyped Speed Racer did only 18.6 million in its opening weekend, despite its ads trying to hypnotize us with all the bright colors and fast cars. Emile's most recent flick before Speed Racer was playing the doomed traveler Christopher McCandless in Sean Penn's Into The Wild. The film earned rave reviews and Oscar nominations. Maybe he didn't like going from quality filmmaking to cartoon bullshit that geeks like me drool over.. Despite the presence of John Goodman. Because King Ralph makes everything better.

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May 14, 2008

Jessica Simpson And Her Furry Purse Get Drunk

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Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty: Crackheads In Love

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A Drunken Rumer Willis To Make Us All Uncomfortable By Singing

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Tom Cruise Hearts Chace Crawford

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May 13, 2008

Rihanna And Chris Brown Get Sexy Down At The KFC

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May 12, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears Celebrates Momma's Day

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Brad Pitt Has A Guys Only Outing

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May 10, 2008

Scott Speedman Forgoes The Spandex

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Salma Hayek Had Love Pouring Out Of Her

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May 09, 2008

Angelina Jolie Fills Up The U-Haul

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Lindsay Lohan Can't Find Anybody That Will Work With Her

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Entertainers In Love

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Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Rushing To The Altar?

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John Mayer Reunites With Jennifer Anston

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May 08, 2008

Rihanna Still Not Admitting She's Sleeping With That Guy

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Amy Winehouse In The Spotlight

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Jamie Lynn Spears Needs A Baby Name

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May 07, 2008

'Iron Man' Will Return

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George Clooney Makes Friends With The Beckhams

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Kelly Osbourne Hits The Wall

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'The Hills' Got Renewed

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Mariah Carey's Dog Has Had Enough

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May 06, 2008

Victoria Beckham Sues A Jeans Company For A Lot Of Friggin' Money

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'Project Runway' Moving To L.A.?

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May 05, 2008

Kylie Minogue Beloved In France

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Pink And Bai Ling Splash About In The Subtext

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Dennis Rodman Slaps A Lady, Goes To Rehab

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Shia LaBeouf's Mom Met Her Greatest Fantasy

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Brad Pitt On The Edge

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'Iron Man' Rockets To The Top

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'Idol' Producer Covering For Paula Abdul, Claiming Simon Is Worse

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May 02, 2008

Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn't Wear Underwear, Fell On Some Guy

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Angelina Jolie Sightings In France Are Becoming Very Bigfoot-esque

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May 01, 2008

Jenna Jameson Sad Because She's Become A Gila Monster

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John Mayer Blogs About His Stupid Haircut

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Robert Buckley Is Socialite Life's Favorite Shirtless Guy

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Christina Aguilera Is Trashed

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Justin Chambers Is Sleeping

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Benji Madden Sees Paris Hilton As 'Wife Material'

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April 30, 2008

Katie Holmes Captured And Sent To Scientology Camp

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Paris Hilton Is A Muse

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Chace Crawford Needs Shampoo

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April 29, 2008

Hilary Duff On Miley Cyrus

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Lindsay Lohan Looking Gorgeous At The Nail Salon

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Melissa Joan Hart Is A Mom

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April 28, 2008

Cameron Diaz Sends A Message

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April 26, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Need To Get Over Themselves

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George Clooney Sells Watches

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April 25, 2008

Kim Kardashian To Star In A Movie That Doesn't Feature Her Getting Banged

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Benji Madden Can't Drive/Paparazzi Are Stupid

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April 23, 2008

Amy Winehouse: Sexy, Sassy, Staggering

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April 22, 2008

Kim Kardashian Wipes Off The Call Girl

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April 17, 2008

Jude Law's Going Bald

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Britney Spears Down At The Studio

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Ashley Tisdale Is No Robyn Lively

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Ashley Tisdale Is No Robyn Lively

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Mark Ronson Is A Dapper Gentleman Who Is Robbing From Gavin Rossdale's Cradle

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Sam Lutfi Remembers When Britney Spears And Her Matted Weave Used To Buy Him Any Lighter He Wanted

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Katie Holmes Might Be Ending This Business Arrangement Early

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April 16, 2008

Michelle Rodriguez Got Her License Back Pretty Quick

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Cameron Diaz Lost Her Dad

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Ashlee Simpson Milking This Baby Thing For All It's Worth

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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Depressed

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Pat O'Brien Chats Up Kim Kardashian, Obviously Still Into Freaky Sex

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John Mayer Gets Some Pussy(cat)

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Reese Witherspoon Shows Her Face To The World

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Jennie Garth Might Be On The '90210' Spinoff And J. Harvey Is Swooning In Delight

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Britney Spears Did Us All A Favor And Recorded Her Crazy

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Tobey Maguire's Pregnant

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Victoria Beckham's Head Wants To Be Taken To Your Leader

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April 15, 2008

Michael Johns Celebrating Being Booted Off 'Idol' By Drinking Whynattes

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Mariah Carey Letting Nick Cannon Pry His Way Into That Dress

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Lindsay Lohan Chills With Various Hookers, Hustlers And Street Urchins

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Drew Barrymore And Justin Long Seem To Be Caught In Spy Drama

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Tom Cruise And David Beckham Have Ambitious Rectums

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April 14, 2008

Ashton Kutcher In 'Details'

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Brody Jenner For Obama

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Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Madonna Towards A Dry Pair Of Pants

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Michelle Williams And Matilda Ledger On The Go

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Elizabeth Taylor Overdosed

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Miley Cyrus Is Sick

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Zac Efron Is Flying

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April 11, 2008

Mariah Carey Has Back Problems

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Lance Bass Gets Lucky

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Kate Moss Voted "Best Dressed" For Obvious Reasons

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Calum Best Pissed Someone's Husband Off

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Angelina Jolie Acknowledges Her Pregnancy

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April 10, 2008

Britney Spears Cares

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Whitney Houston To Ray J: "Shut Up About Us Already, Mouthy Bitch!"

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Aren't Broken Up

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UPDATED: Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz To Combine Hair Products Because She's Pregnant?

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Katie Price And Peter Andre To Make Your Ears Bleed Once Again

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April 09, 2008

Barron Hilton Won't Be Needing That Valet

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Natalie Portman Breaks Charlie Manson Out Of Jail to Enjoy The Springtime

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Ryan Seacrest Bearding It Up With Sophie Monk

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Beyonce's Wedding, As Described By The Florist

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Jessica Alba's Stank Will Warp Your Camera

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Lindsay Lohan Getting Sued

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David Beckham Gets A Ticket

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Ashton Kutcher And His Mom Out And About

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April 08, 2008

Johnny Depp Keeps Cementing His Reputation As A Good Guy

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Babydaddy Pulled A Gun

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Adam Brody Isn't Thrilled To See You

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Paris Hilton Is Highly, Highly Stupid

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Lisa Marie Presley Might Be Pregnant

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Kate Moss Gets Wet

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Mischa Barton Avoids Jail

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George Clooney Is A Muthaf*ckin' Pimp

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Pamela Anderson Gets Real

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Jay-Z Doesn't Need To Wear A Wedding Ring!

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April 07, 2008

Madonna To Scour India For A Child

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Sharon Stone Re-enacts Her Most Famous Role

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Carrie Underwood Finds Out That Text Message Breakup Isn't Just A Funny Song

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Christina Aguilera Grossed Out By Earwax

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Mr. Mom Gavin Rossdale Out With Kingston

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Jennifer Lopez Putting Those Babies In Danger Of A UFO Abduction

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Cameron Diaz Landed Gerard Butler

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George Clooney And Sarah Larson Are As Weird As Other Celebrity Couples

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April 04, 2008

David Beckham Finally Does What He's Paid To Do

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Nicky Hilton Looking Like She's Smelling Something Bad

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Jessica Simpson's Out Of The Hospital And Looks It

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Suri Cruise Lives!

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April 03, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld Popped A Wheelie